Philly Review: She's a funny cunt

1  2016-09-25 by Schleckman

7 comments

7  Ant_Sucks 2016-09-25

Philly is a good pill city.

Is this a thing Philly is known for? What fucking gibberish is this?

"Dieting is my Holocaust - like, never again," she added. "I'm a Jew by the way."

Her metaphor for failed diets is the one time in history where there was no question that the dieting worked.

5  segasarnold 2016-09-25

Everywhere is a pill city. She's just making general statements

Schumer, a Long Island native, referred to racism in Philly being "like nowhere else. If an Irish guy dates an Italian girl, they're like, 'Why he couldn't find a white girl?' ... what? This place is hard core."

Irish and Italian mixes are everywhere here too

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6  suchanjv 2016-09-25

Philly men are "the toughest guys . . . who still get their eyebrows waxed."

Bet they roared at that one.

But is she Geno's or Pat's? "I'll eat anything," she said.

WE KNOW!

2  AntsCamera 2016-09-25

Opies wife is also considered a 'virtuous woman' by Philly standards.

They ignore things like Lynsis adultry and Amys joke stealing.

They still have that faggot statue of Rocky?

That says alot about Philly, and thier tastes.

2  Billyassman 2016-09-25

Big Amy said"I'll eat anything "You know she meant EVERYTHING. This Swinesteen is such a fake.

2  xaway3 2016-09-25

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1  rottenseed 2016-09-25

I feel like if I was gay enough to live in Philly, I'd strangle anybody that asked "Geno's or Pat's"