Just got out of a 2 mouth jail bid, what have I missed?

8  2016-09-24 by Sicboy69

53 comments

The iPhone no longer has a headphone jack.

You gotta be fucking with me?!

Turns out black lives don't matter

Allah not so akbar

Sometimes alé carte sometime alé not so cart

That's nothing new.

"look at me everyone im a super tough guy criminal"

"I'm insecure and OP threatens me because I wish I was a tough guy criminal"

I was framed. Seriously

I'll bite. Why did you go to jail?

His uncle Steven raped and murdered a frumpy Auto Trader photographer. The cops tricked him into confessing.

Yesssss

Whatta you a picture or sumpthin?

The fucking Norm Macdonald podcast is back.

Titster either got fired or bumped...Jims windows are still drafty and he may be gay.

Jimmy gay? No!!! Men with laser hair removal & breast implants are actually women.

2 mouths of jail sound awful. That must have been an awful lot of throatfucking.

Or an awesome lot.

Did it standing on my head… the throatfucking that is😔

They don't call you 69 for nothing

Charlie Sheen might have raped Corey Haim.

Jim and Sam Roberts have been doing shows together. They have insane chemistry and should work together every day.

Vic Henley still isn't funny.

Rich Vos will be live at the Comedy Cove in Springfield, NJ on September 30th.

Dennis Falcone is taking over for a sick Hillary

A gay choir called Proud Boys got brutally raped by a pack of niggers in Charlotte NC so now Black Fecal Matters.

Trump victory impending.

Scroll down, lazy fuck.

Jail bid? I hope ya won it or sumptin. Tss.

Opie is unemployed

I fucked your wife

middle east is still at war

this weird trololo song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM

apparently its been famous for like 10 years but I just heard of it

what were you in for

I love that video! Being half Russian it's close to my heart. I got picked up bc my crazy uncle is a wannabe wiseguy & I foolishly drove a car for him thinking I was doing him a favor but there was an on going investigation & I got surrounded. They knew I did nothing & I'm not involved with anything illegal but the bastards still gave me 2 mouths anyway.

Are you Niko Bellic?

hey cousin lets go bowling some time

I wish.

But just think about how excited the boys were to see two new mouths to fuck

What it feels like to have never been fucked in the arse.

Tell people you don't like to go dumpster diving in Chelsea.

Jimmy did really have AIDS

Knickers?

;) ?

Me and cheetahheels got banned from reddit

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Gene Wilder died.

The new season of South Park started.

No you didn't

I got a tree on my house.

You missed nothing. Googles dying as usual.

Did you tell hansen you found him really funny on opie and anthony?

Your freedom. lol, mouth.

What were you framed with?

Not so much framed as just lied to, my uncle thinks he's a gangster & as a favor I drove a car from point A to point B but never made to to point B because I was arrested & along with my uncle & his little wanna-be mafia crew, the cops & prosecutors knew I had nothing to do with any of it & that I was unaware i was committing a crime, but I still was sentenced 6 months but only had to serve two. I don't wanna give anymore details then that away because someone might be fimilair with the situation & I don't wanna doxx myself.

as an ex-convict, fuck you for calling 2 months a "bid".

Sorry, I'm not a criminal & 'bid' was the term everyone was using when discussing their sentence, granted many where facing years & hadn't been transferred to prison yet.

obviously, you are a criminal.

Says the ex-convict, I've never been to the joint but u have.

Or an awesome lot.

Did it standing on my head… the throatfucking that is😔