Uncle Paul: I'll give it to ya so hard yer little white shoes would fall off

9  2016-09-24 by packitchofsositch

In all the years Jimmy's been doing Uncle Paul, I think that was the first time he's made a joke equating fucking a woman well with fucking a baby well. Seems like an obvious joke for him to make, but I'm pretty sure that's a first.

His Uncle Paul has really been on point in these potential last days of the Opester.

13 comments

15  CharlieWaflesBR 2016-09-24

Time traveling Uncle Paul is still my favorite: "I'll meet ye by the pub".

9  illydelph 2016-09-24

UNCLE STANVISH!

3  CharlieWaflesBR 2016-09-24

"HEY UNCLE STANVISH! WHAT'S THAT STUFF DRIPPING ON MY PILGRIM SHOES?"

2  CCRed95 2016-09-24

Wtf i havent heard that one, you have a link?

Edit : found this, i remember this. Great clip https://youtu.be/odqXR22Lbi0

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1  CharlieWaflesBR 2016-09-24

One of the rare Uncle Paul bits where Opie's having a good time for a change.

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6  JoeCumiaSr 2016-09-24

Niggers

4  Binski13 2016-09-24

I concur but it's best to put it in quotes and say you're hammered

1  packitchofsositch 2016-09-24

Nah. Better to just throw it out there willy nilly and watch it get upvoted and downvoted for fuck knows what reasons.

2  dirtyernie23 2016-09-24

Taking notes?

2  hickorysmoked1 2016-09-24

What happened to Ted "the entrepreneur" Sheckler?

-6  jaghutgathos 2016-09-24

Can I be honest. I think Uncle Paul is kinda played out. Chip is fun because its always (usually) in response to something someone else said or its a random bad joke. UP comes out as soon as anything with children is mentioned. I hate Opie as much as anyone for suddenly deciding they are gonna do that bit anymore, but really its just not that funny these days. Yes, Im a cuck faggot.

6  bonerang 2016-09-24

Yes, you are a cuck faggot. Jimmy is a slimy worm but the unabashed over the top pedophile character of Uncle Paul is one of the best running gags in radio.

2  TossyMcSalad 2016-09-24

Uncle Paul is a timeless monolith of comedic gold.