Brother Joes rational for why Trump should be president. Simple minds, folks.

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This is the problem with America, folks. A college professor has the same voting power as this breathtaking buffoon.

The Electoral College has its flaws, but at least it saves us from a direct democracy.

"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."

-Lady Di's body double

We gonna need a bigger body double

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This is why a 50% voter turnout has never bothered me.

It wouldn't except for the fact 65% of those over 61 vote and the older you are the more likely you are to vote, which is why dumb shit like abstinence-only sex education is still big in a lot of states.

Right? Old people are faggots. You should be euthanized when you hit your 70th birthday. Go out with what little dignity you have left, before you're constantly shitting yourself and can't even remember your own name. Cunts. I'm hammered.

Old people are losers

Fair point. Older people vote more and sometimes they get things wrong.

Maybe sometimes but shit like BRexit happened cuz of old people and all the pussy safe spacing millennials were crying cuz of it. We need more of those types of situations in this world

I think older people are generally smarter than faggots like me in their 20's. Atleast about certain things: like Brexit.

Personally I'm all in favor of fascism provided I'm close enough to the ruling party to not be oppressed.

Which is why it pays to be a leftist SJW these days.

yup, the system has always been broken. This idea that founding fathers had their shit together is laughable, it's been measly 250ish years and it's already beyond fixable while falling apart like accelerated Roman empire which at least pasted past 500 years, we have maybe another 100 at best and I feel like with every post Joe makes we lost another 5.

The founding fathers absolutely had their shit together, it was the retards who gave women the right to vote that ruined everything.

EDIT: What? Too real? SNIFF

The petty in-fighting within the parties and the division between them back in the early days of the nation make today's political landscape look like a high school debate competition. It's a wonder the country didn't collapse on itself in the first twenty years.

I know the professor shouldn't be allowed to vote at all.

What an idiot.

Well, he was right about one thing. Ratings are ratings. You can't deny that.

SAMCROBROJOE is the personification of the US's problems.

Unedcuated, unintelligent, criminal, non-white

He's a simple-minded buffoon. He's also gay.

Kim Kardashian would make a great president

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So by Joe's standards, Alan Alda and Ted Danson would be amazing candidates.

Seinfeld/David 2016

In a perfect world, Joe would be forced to carry a plant around at all times so he does not waste the oxygen of others.

In a perfect world he would've been fucking aborted.

In a perfect world papa cumia would have given in to his desires and just been a fag and never fuck a woman.

In a perfect world, he would have been born a Jew in Germany around 1920...

old enough to suffer...but too young to fight.

Mr. Cumia, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

I've never made it more than half way through any of his posts.. my brain just rejects it, and I'm stuupid

The Apprentice was a big hit when it first aired (during the time when network television had it's reality show boom) but like it says below his post it ran out of steam (I don't know why Joe would cite this, it only ruins his argument) and they ended up relying on having a bunch of celebrities every season.

Also which Arsenio Hall (former winner of Celebrity Apprentice BTW) talk show is Joe referring to? The reboot failed but the first version was popular. That's why Hillary's husband appeared on it when running for president...

I'm guessing he's using the new Arsenio Hall show failing as his example because Arsenio is one of THOSE people and not someone white with less talent like MC Serch.

This is satire right?

that's like hoping that middle east can get along, IDK if that's a smart bet.

Harambe had a higher IQ and was more knowledgeable than this subhuman mongoloid.

Too soon

At least it's more of a reason than I get from some of my pro-Trump family members; who can say nothing more than "Cause he's gonna make America great again!".

And we should have Mark Cuban as the VP because of the success of Shark Tank. Because as much as I don't like reality shows. I do have to admit Cuban made Shark Tank what it is.

I'd love to pile on Joe for being simple, but OP misspelled rationale in the topic. So now I'm torn.

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Tss smarter than your Average Joe or sumthin

Is this for real? He honestly considers that a legitimate argument for why a person should be President? Jesus Christ.

*Rationale.

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Fuck does that mean the Big Bang Theory nerds are going to be president now? Penny isn't even hot anymore

His stupidity is breathtaking.

Rating are ratings folks.

Can't argue with that...

He's gotta be trolling us at this point.

Man, I wish I could fail as hard as Arsenio Hall. My own show on network TV for five years I can spin-off into a decades-long career? I bet he's sooooo disappointed that he isn't in cover band subsidized by his brother.

When did Hillary ever have a show as highly rated as 'FEAR FACTOR'? Oh, what?? NEVER?? Yeah.

You heard it here first, folks. Joe Rogan for president, 2016.

If I didn't know who this retard was, I would be absolutely convinced that this was a troll post. Wow.

What the fuck is he talking about? Why do the Cumia's even go online anymore? They should've given up years ago.

He's as dumb as he is stupid

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Joe might actually be classifiable as 'profoundly stupid'. It's almost spectacular how dumb he is.

Yes Joe but people still know who arsenio hall is and he actually has a career whereas you just leech off Anthony and play in cover bands.

A better example of failure Joe would be that podcast you tried to start or one of those shows your cover band played in front of 9 people.

It sounds like Seinfeld would be the most qualified presidential candidate

Rationale. Nothing about Brother Joe's thought process is rational.

This can't be real.

If I was going to vote for Trump, Joe's fervent support would have made me reconsider.

Somebody put this retard out of his misery.

Let me get this straight: he likes Trump BECAUSE.....

Trump had a TV show that was more successful than the TV show that Hilary didn't have had she had it?

Sound reasoning from a fucking dago. Fucking Sicilian dog is what he is.

Brother Joe is literally a mongoloid

a few years ago this country was all like, "Fuck the 1%! Fuck the rich!"

Now they be like, "Vote trump! Make america great!"

What do you think gang? Do I Have a shot at 30 seconds on stage?

I guess that means all the Superbowl participants are great presidential material.

He's trolling us right?

Do you think Ant is embarrassed by his bother's ramblings?

We love our uneducated, don't we folks?

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He is on to something though.

Sons of Anarchy & The Apprentice were never seen as written in a classical & technical professional way.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/sons-anarchys-charlie-hunnam-i-720108

They still scored big with audiences.

Also Arsenio Hall failing is a thing where audiences want a great white hope to succeed like Samcro Charming chapter to win the gang wars; or Trump to beat the diversity phags.

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Speaking of simple minds. This is not him giving reasons why Trump should be elected but rather reasons why he will be elected.

And he isn't wrong. Maybe by accident but he's not wrong. Trump really does understand how to get attention, keep that attention and then work it for a yuge payoff in the end. Yes, 'The Apprentice' really does demonstrate that very thing.

Trump, among other things, knows that you don't do a 'Romney' and stupidly wrap it up and wait at home 24 hours before the election because people have very very short attention spans. Trump also knows you save your biggest and best for last. It's why he has purposely waited and waited before launching the money on his 'air campaign'.

Brother Joe is probably a dumbfuck but in this case he's onto something and ironically the OP couldn't even 'get' what was being said here.

Now besides not being a why he should there isn't a fuck-up with the ratings comparison once you understand that 'The Apprentice' see's "Lower Ratings" in the same exact way absolutely all other TV shows did from 2004 until now which is divide up smaller and smaller shares among far more TV shows while the world was converting to DVR recordings and the internet. (I watched the last 3 seasons via torrents myself). This also meant that tight rankings occur where 50 shows see themselves only fractions of a percentage apart. Trump's show gigantic hit show ratings and typical declines and then incredibly revives as Celebrity Apprentice to carry out an astonishing what.. 12 year run with a relatively fast and inexpensive budget and then increasing the charity aspect and numbers over and over again.

That is straight up amazing. And its not like this was his job. It was a part-time project he managed to turn into a massive yearly charity event in his spare time. By standards, by comparison, as was the overall declines and divisions that show did very very well.

Maybe sometimes but shit like BRexit happened cuz of old people and all the pussy safe spacing millennials were crying cuz of it. We need more of those types of situations in this world