It wouldn't except for the fact 65% of those over 61 vote and the older you are the more likely you are to vote, which is why dumb shit like abstinence-only sex education is still big in a lot of states.
Right? Old people are faggots. You should be euthanized when you hit your 70th birthday. Go out with what little dignity you have left, before you're constantly shitting yourself and can't even remember your own name. Cunts. I'm hammered.
Maybe sometimes but shit like BRexit happened cuz of old people and all the pussy safe spacing millennials were crying cuz of it. We need more of those types of situations in this world
yup, the system has always been broken. This idea that founding fathers had their shit together is laughable, it's been measly 250ish years and it's already beyond fixable while falling apart like accelerated Roman empire which at least pasted past 500 years, we have maybe another 100 at best and I feel like with every post Joe makes we lost another 5.
The petty in-fighting within the parties and the division between them back in the early days of the nation make today's political landscape look like a high school debate competition. It's a wonder the country didn't collapse on itself in the first twenty years.
Mr. Cumia, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
The Apprentice was a big hit when it first aired (during the time when network television had it's reality show boom) but like it says below his post it ran out of steam (I don't know why Joe would cite this, it only ruins his argument) and they ended up relying on having a bunch of celebrities every season.
Also which Arsenio Hall (former winner of Celebrity Apprentice BTW) talk show is Joe referring to? The reboot failed but the first version was popular. That's why Hillary's husband appeared on it when running for president...
I'm guessing he's using the new Arsenio Hall show failing as his example because Arsenio is one of THOSE people and not someone white with less talent like MC Serch.
At least it's more of a reason than I get from some of my pro-Trump family members; who can say nothing more than "Cause he's gonna make America great again!".
And we should have Mark Cuban as the VP because of the success of Shark Tank. Because as much as I don't like reality shows. I do have to admit Cuban made Shark Tank what it is.
Man, I wish I could fail as hard as Arsenio Hall. My own show on network TV for five years I can spin-off into a decades-long career? I bet he's sooooo disappointed that he isn't in cover band subsidized by his brother.
Also Arsenio Hall failing is a thing where audiences want a great white hope to succeed like Samcro Charming chapter to win the gang wars; or Trump to beat the diversity phags.
Speaking of simple minds. This is not him giving reasons why Trump should be elected but rather reasons why he will be elected.
And he isn't wrong. Maybe by accident but he's not wrong. Trump really does understand how to get attention, keep that attention and then work it for a yuge payoff in the end. Yes, 'The Apprentice' really does demonstrate that very thing.
Trump, among other things, knows that you don't do a 'Romney' and stupidly wrap it up and wait at home 24 hours before the election because people have very very short attention spans. Trump also knows you save your biggest and best for last. It's why he has purposely waited and waited before launching the money on his 'air campaign'.
Brother Joe is probably a dumbfuck but in this case he's onto something and ironically the OP couldn't even 'get' what was being said here.
Now besides not being a why he should there isn't a fuck-up with the ratings comparison once you understand that 'The Apprentice' see's "Lower Ratings" in the same exact way absolutely all other TV shows did from 2004 until now which is divide up smaller and smaller shares among far more TV shows while the world was converting to DVR recordings and the internet. (I watched the last 3 seasons via torrents myself). This also meant that tight rankings occur where 50 shows see themselves only fractions of a percentage apart. Trump's show gigantic hit show ratings and typical declines and then incredibly revives as Celebrity Apprentice to carry out an astonishing what.. 12 year run with a relatively fast and inexpensive budget and then increasing the charity aspect and numbers over and over again.
That is straight up amazing. And its not like this was his job. It was a part-time project he managed to turn into a massive yearly charity event in his spare time. By standards, by comparison, as was the overall declines and divisions that show did very very well.
Maybe sometimes but shit like BRexit happened cuz of old people and all the pussy safe spacing millennials were crying cuz of it. We need more of those types of situations in this world
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41 pfgposter 2016-09-23
This is the problem with America, folks. A college professor has the same voting power as this breathtaking buffoon.
28 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2016-09-23
The Electoral College has its flaws, but at least it saves us from a direct democracy.
8 Anarox 2016-09-23
We gonna need a bigger body double
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7 PhilipMarma 2016-09-23
This is why a 50% voter turnout has never bothered me.
19 AsunaKirito4Ever 2016-09-23
It wouldn't except for the fact 65% of those over 61 vote and the older you are the more likely you are to vote, which is why dumb shit like abstinence-only sex education is still big in a lot of states.
10 Zenaesthetic 2016-09-23
Right? Old people are faggots. You should be euthanized when you hit your 70th birthday. Go out with what little dignity you have left, before you're constantly shitting yourself and can't even remember your own name. Cunts. I'm hammered.
9 swanal 2016-09-23
Old people are losers
1 PhilipMarma 2016-09-23
Fair point. Older people vote more and sometimes they get things wrong.
1 LeVampire1992 2016-09-23
Maybe sometimes but shit like BRexit happened cuz of old people and all the pussy safe spacing millennials were crying cuz of it. We need more of those types of situations in this world
2 RectalWarrior 2016-09-23
I think older people are generally smarter than faggots like me in their 20's. Atleast about certain things: like Brexit.
4 FuchsiaJuicer 2016-09-23
Personally I'm all in favor of fascism provided I'm close enough to the ruling party to not be oppressed.
1 jfoughe 2016-09-23
Which is why it pays to be a leftist SJW these days.
4 telemecanique 2016-09-23
yup, the system has always been broken. This idea that founding fathers had their shit together is laughable, it's been measly 250ish years and it's already beyond fixable while falling apart like accelerated Roman empire which at least pasted past 500 years, we have maybe another 100 at best and I feel like with every post Joe makes we lost another 5.
-3 [deleted] 2016-09-23
The founding fathers absolutely had their shit together, it was the retards who gave women the right to vote that ruined everything.
EDIT: What? Too real? SNIFF
4 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2016-09-23
The petty in-fighting within the parties and the division between them back in the early days of the nation make today's political landscape look like a high school debate competition. It's a wonder the country didn't collapse on itself in the first twenty years.
2 daddymantits 2016-09-23
I know the professor shouldn't be allowed to vote at all.
28 BloodyTomFlint 2016-09-23
What an idiot.
8 Mandrakes_Gammy_Leg 2016-09-23
Well, he was right about one thing. Ratings are ratings. You can't deny that.
23 takyon_deathyon 2016-09-23
SAMCROBROJOE is the personification of the US's problems.
Unedcuated, unintelligent, criminal, non-white
4 InHell1979 2016-09-23
He's a simple-minded buffoon. He's also gay.
21 ants_ccw_permit 2016-09-23
Kim Kardashian would make a great president
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21 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-09-23
So by Joe's standards, Alan Alda and Ted Danson would be amazing candidates.
6 [deleted] 2016-09-23
Seinfeld/David 2016
21 lolercakesmcgee 2016-09-23
In a perfect world, Joe would be forced to carry a plant around at all times so he does not waste the oxygen of others.
5 brandoniskindadead 2016-09-23
In a perfect world he would've been fucking aborted.
6 IggysGlove 2016-09-23
In a perfect world papa cumia would have given in to his desires and just been a fag and never fuck a woman.
2 rottenseed 2016-09-23
In a perfect world, he would have been born a Jew in Germany around 1920...
old enough to suffer...but too young to fight.
19 Patmcpsu 2016-09-23
Mr. Cumia, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
15 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-09-23
I've never made it more than half way through any of his posts.. my brain just rejects it, and I'm stuupid
12 CoolerKing37 2016-09-23
The Apprentice was a big hit when it first aired (during the time when network television had it's reality show boom) but like it says below his post it ran out of steam (I don't know why Joe would cite this, it only ruins his argument) and they ended up relying on having a bunch of celebrities every season.
Also which Arsenio Hall (former winner of Celebrity Apprentice BTW) talk show is Joe referring to? The reboot failed but the first version was popular. That's why Hillary's husband appeared on it when running for president...
5 AsunaKirito4Ever 2016-09-23
I'm guessing he's using the new Arsenio Hall show failing as his example because Arsenio is one of THOSE people and not someone white with less talent like MC Serch.
11 FilthyRichHugeCock 2016-09-23
This is satire right?
1 telemecanique 2016-09-23
that's like hoping that middle east can get along, IDK if that's a smart bet.
11 3stepsbackward 2016-09-23
Harambe had a higher IQ and was more knowledgeable than this subhuman mongoloid.
8 Anarox 2016-09-23
Too soon
9 TacoTrots 2016-09-23
At least it's more of a reason than I get from some of my pro-Trump family members; who can say nothing more than "Cause he's gonna make America great again!".
9 Joemomma101 2016-09-23
And we should have Mark Cuban as the VP because of the success of Shark Tank. Because as much as I don't like reality shows. I do have to admit Cuban made Shark Tank what it is.
8 spicysandwich80 2016-09-23
I'd love to pile on Joe for being simple, but OP misspelled rationale in the topic. So now I'm torn.
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4 russelldalrymple 2016-09-23
Tss smarter than your Average Joe or sumthin
8 RectalWarrior 2016-09-23
Is this for real? He honestly considers that a legitimate argument for why a person should be President? Jesus Christ.
7 truthie 2016-09-23
*Rationale.
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6 xxmikekxx 2016-09-23
Fuck does that mean the Big Bang Theory nerds are going to be president now? Penny isn't even hot anymore
6 McGowan9 2016-09-23
His stupidity is breathtaking.
6 mayomayomayomayomayo 2016-09-23
Can't argue with that...
5 winkleham 2016-09-23
He's gotta be trolling us at this point.
5 Schadenfreuder 2016-09-23
Man, I wish I could fail as hard as Arsenio Hall. My own show on network TV for five years I can spin-off into a decades-long career? I bet he's sooooo disappointed that he isn't in cover band subsidized by his brother.
5 DeryDerpette 2016-09-23
When did Hillary ever have a show as highly rated as 'FEAR FACTOR'? Oh, what?? NEVER?? Yeah.
You heard it here first, folks. Joe Rogan for president, 2016.
5 saessea 2016-09-23
If I didn't know who this retard was, I would be absolutely convinced that this was a troll post. Wow.
4 rollerboogie 2016-09-23
What the fuck is he talking about? Why do the Cumia's even go online anymore? They should've given up years ago.
4 Slette 2016-09-23
He's as dumb as he is stupid
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4 all_copacetic 2016-09-23
Joe might actually be classifiable as 'profoundly stupid'. It's almost spectacular how dumb he is.
4 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-09-23
Yes Joe but people still know who arsenio hall is and he actually has a career whereas you just leech off Anthony and play in cover bands.
A better example of failure Joe would be that podcast you tried to start or one of those shows your cover band played in front of 9 people.
3 RicketyChippa 2016-09-23
It sounds like Seinfeld would be the most qualified presidential candidate
3 NashuaDan 2016-09-23
Rationale. Nothing about Brother Joe's thought process is rational.
3 ceslek 2016-09-23
This can't be real.
3 panjshirlion 2016-09-23
If I was going to vote for Trump, Joe's fervent support would have made me reconsider.
3 WhatTooReal 2016-09-23
Somebody put this retard out of his misery.
3 rottenseed 2016-09-23
Let me get this straight: he likes Trump BECAUSE.....
Trump had a TV show that was more successful than the TV show that Hilary didn't have had she had it?
Sound reasoning from a fucking dago. Fucking Sicilian dog is what he is.
3 iamcolinquim 2016-09-23
Brother Joe is literally a mongoloid
3 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2016-09-23
a few years ago this country was all like, "Fuck the 1%! Fuck the rich!"
Now they be like, "Vote trump! Make america great!"
What do you think gang? Do I Have a shot at 30 seconds on stage?
2 Suvario 2016-09-23
I guess that means all the Superbowl participants are great presidential material.
2 maynardsabeast 2016-09-23
He's trolling us right?
2 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2016-09-23
Do you think Ant is embarrassed by his bother's ramblings?
2 Ultra_Patriot 2016-09-23
We love our uneducated, don't we folks?
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1 bobomobile 2016-09-23
He is on to something though.
Sons of Anarchy & The Apprentice were never seen as written in a classical & technical professional way.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/sons-anarchys-charlie-hunnam-i-720108
They still scored big with audiences.
Also Arsenio Hall failing is a thing where audiences want a great white hope to succeed like Samcro Charming chapter to win the gang wars; or Trump to beat the diversity phags.
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-1 JuiceBusters 2016-09-23
Speaking of simple minds. This is not him giving reasons why Trump should be elected but rather reasons why he will be elected.
And he isn't wrong. Maybe by accident but he's not wrong. Trump really does understand how to get attention, keep that attention and then work it for a yuge payoff in the end. Yes, 'The Apprentice' really does demonstrate that very thing.
Trump, among other things, knows that you don't do a 'Romney' and stupidly wrap it up and wait at home 24 hours before the election because people have very very short attention spans. Trump also knows you save your biggest and best for last. It's why he has purposely waited and waited before launching the money on his 'air campaign'.
Brother Joe is probably a dumbfuck but in this case he's onto something and ironically the OP couldn't even 'get' what was being said here.
Now besides not being a why he should there isn't a fuck-up with the ratings comparison once you understand that 'The Apprentice' see's "Lower Ratings" in the same exact way absolutely all other TV shows did from 2004 until now which is divide up smaller and smaller shares among far more TV shows while the world was converting to DVR recordings and the internet. (I watched the last 3 seasons via torrents myself). This also meant that tight rankings occur where 50 shows see themselves only fractions of a percentage apart. Trump's show gigantic hit show ratings and typical declines and then incredibly revives as Celebrity Apprentice to carry out an astonishing what.. 12 year run with a relatively fast and inexpensive budget and then increasing the charity aspect and numbers over and over again.
That is straight up amazing. And its not like this was his job. It was a part-time project he managed to turn into a massive yearly charity event in his spare time. By standards, by comparison, as was the overall declines and divisions that show did very very well.
1 LeVampire1992 2016-09-23
Maybe sometimes but shit like BRexit happened cuz of old people and all the pussy safe spacing millennials were crying cuz of it. We need more of those types of situations in this world