did clubsoda Kenny tweet out an "Opie & Ron" poster before Ron turned him down? Because I'm just trying to figure out which side has the bigger douchebags
Opie is a dimwitted fool, but he doesn't display that degree of rank unprofessionalism. He mostly keeps shit besides the scenes and confides with upper management.
It really is a beautiful thing to know this parasite on talent is possibly scrambling around desperate to find someone, anyone depressive enough to be in the same room as this fucker 5 days a week? i forget how many it is as I'm not sure how many Stern does nowadays? This fat fitted cunt that brags on a almost daily basis is now fighting for his life to find someone with the talent to host a show with his name on it….how abt his kids? the fucker talks abt them enough you'd think they were always in studio.
I heard he asked Homeless Charlie if he wa interested. HC was on the fence, so opie tried to sweeten the pot by telling him he'd be able to rape some pretty hot bitches in high places if he did it. Charlie is still considering.
If homeless Charlie won't do it, opie's next choice is Chris DeStefano.
Knowing Opie is kept out of certain areas at SiriusXM because Stern doesn't want to see his face makes me so happy. I bet tits obsesses over it, he was always the one obsessed with Stern.
If the rumors are true, Opie's going for guys who have established names...
Bruer is a name.
Kevin Brennan's brother is famous.
I don't think Vic, Sherrod, or Di Stefano got asked because they don't have enough of a "name" to bring to "Opie with X". But they will still be in third mic rotation.
You'd like to think he's stay in the O&A stable and ask Vos or Bobby, but I don't think they have enough name recognition for Opie's "equal billing". Opie will keep them for third mic guests.
Here's who Opie probably thinks he could get on those grounds:
Artie Lange
Kevin Smith
Bob Saget
Colin Quinn
and a very meek attempt at trying for Bill Burr or Rogan, but even he knows there's no way in hell that would happen.
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88 OkaySeriouslyBro 2016-09-23
The listeners
38 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-09-23
Reality.
28 TroyMendo 2016-09-23
His breast reduction surgeon.
21 Xamtor 2016-09-23
Everyone with ears. Except Sherrod, that thick tongued mongoloid is so unfunny that he might actually think Opie has some sense of humor.
3 BMoneyCPA 2016-09-23
Sherrod likes to hang around Opie, he knows that Opie is the only person he's consistently funnier than.
7 Fletchy22 2016-09-23
As much as it pains me to say I honestly think Opie is funnier than that fake gansgta black cunt. #OpietheDestroyer
3 Suvario 2016-09-23
Sherrod likes Opie because he's the only one who is dumb enough to believe that Opie can help his career.
0 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2016-09-23
Nah, He has a show on a channel abour race stuff. TV N-word not this lame raqio shiz
21 CookieHaid 2016-09-23
Lynsi.
16 Dawgsie 2016-09-23
Willing to bet that he approached Bennington. Was probably laughed out the room.
4 SkepticSloth 2016-09-23
Ron put Opie on the "Pay no mind" list back when Opie was fucking with Fez.
15 xxmikekxx 2016-09-23
did clubsoda Kenny tweet out an "Opie & Ron" poster before Ron turned him down? Because I'm just trying to figure out which side has the bigger douchebags
6 spicysandwich80 2016-09-23
Opie is a dimwitted fool, but he doesn't display that degree of rank unprofessionalism. He mostly keeps shit besides the scenes and confides with upper management.
1 AccidentalRenaissanc 2016-09-23
Shitscenes?
2 kevin121312 2016-09-23
lol
13 dolan_the_rapper 2016-09-23
Mensa lol
2 dolan_the_rapper 2016-09-23
;)
12 sexylarrytate 2016-09-23
Member when the Stangels were going to energize and redefine the show? All he got were two punching bags who got mad and left.
1 AnthonyAtTheTime 2016-09-23
it's all good.
10 truthie 2016-09-23
Scorch.
3 tar_baby33 2016-09-23
PFG!!!!!
9 aprosbro 2016-09-23
It came from Ant, so I doubt you're getting the whole story.
8 CookieHaid 2016-09-23
He busted the Stangels surprise.
4 kevin121312 2016-09-23
True, but I can see Opie scrambling to get as many people in the studio to do the job that he claims to have been doing for 30 years.
7 iamfromreallife 2016-09-23
So far, cancer :(
6 truthie 2016-09-23
The piss lord.
6 JohnJJohnsonMN 2016-09-23
Todd Pettengill
3 titcity 2016-09-23
just imagine the level of discomfort with Opie & Todd in the Morning
1 i_saw_nothing 2016-09-23
"Let's go to the phone. Morty wants in BADLY."
"Yeah! This is Morty McMorningshow!"
"Mortaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!"
"Yeah. I'm looking for a new morning show wit anudder guy who got rid of dat dere dead weight of a co-host..."
"I'm all in with the Morty."
"YOU GOT IT TOUGH GUY. Now listen here. Dis is Morty an' I'm sayin' that Todd & Opie ar--"
"...or Opie & Todd, whatever..."
".... Opie & Todd, Todd & Opie, it don't matter. Deez battle tested mics are ready for a coupla no nonsense radio vetrens to bring it home..."
"In the doodie hole, right Tod-- uh, Morty? into where the poop comes out? Bring it home into where the dooooooodie comes out?"
"Uhhh yeah. Right dere like dat."
"The Morty is KILLING it for us today. Killing it."
"YOU GOT IT PUNK!!!"
https://youtu.be/U_tpZf62opw
6 little-pete-ferguson 2016-09-23
Darian O'Toole
5 michaeIcolestie 2016-09-23
His mother
4 Stankysnatch82 2016-09-23
It really is a beautiful thing to know this parasite on talent is possibly scrambling around desperate to find someone, anyone depressive enough to be in the same room as this fucker 5 days a week? i forget how many it is as I'm not sure how many Stern does nowadays? This fat fitted cunt that brags on a almost daily basis is now fighting for his life to find someone with the talent to host a show with his name on it….how abt his kids? the fucker talks abt them enough you'd think they were always in studio.
5 AntsCamera 2016-09-23
God.
4 Dennyislife 2016-09-23
Lady di
4 sexylarrytate 2016-09-23
His whispy hair.
4 Dannyprecise 2016-09-23
All women during college.
2 TheBeardItches 2016-09-23
Opster put up numbers!
4 Doc_McCoy79 2016-09-23
Tom Hagen
4 fervt 2016-09-23
Jim Chandler.
4 CamMoses 2016-09-23
Pretty sure Chris D turned him down because his new show got a green light.
4 bleep1991 2016-09-23
The Westboro Baptist Church
3 PretzlKing 2016-09-23
I heard he asked Homeless Charlie if he wa interested. HC was on the fence, so opie tried to sweeten the pot by telling him he'd be able to rape some pretty hot bitches in high places if he did it. Charlie is still considering.
If homeless Charlie won't do it, opie's next choice is Chris DeStefano.
3 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2016-09-23
Comedy
3 StuntPeckah 2016-09-23
Numerous modeling agencies
3 juanTabonja 2016-09-23
Lady di. Seems that she chose a life at sea over tits/bubbs.
3 eastriverdriveII 2016-09-23
Ellen Cleghorne.
2 Mikekekeke 2016-09-23
Tell her to shut her Cleghorne.
3 bleep1991 2016-09-23
Jesus
3 JoeCumiaSr 2016-09-23
Pete Davidson also said no.
3 btm29 2016-09-23
Fred Hughes.
3 chippersonlyle 2016-09-23
Knowing Opie is kept out of certain areas at SiriusXM because Stern doesn't want to see his face makes me so happy. I bet tits obsesses over it, he was always the one obsessed with Stern.
1 revt1 2016-09-23
ME: notice me, Howard-senpai!!
3 tranthonycumiashow 2016-09-23
AIDS
3 sexylarrytate 2016-09-23
A dead dog in Boston.
3 Anarox 2016-09-23
Bams offspring
2 Opierapedmymom 2016-09-23
I can't imagine Florentine turning him down... He barely has a career. I would think the money alone would force him to say yes.
2 stinksskc 2016-09-23
I read somewhere soder did
2 placermutka 2016-09-23
Terry Clifford
2 Billyassman 2016-09-23
Ed Asner
1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-09-23
jim norton, cause hes so brave and wont stand opie giving him 500k a year
1 Guinness525 2016-09-23
When did Bob Kelly turn him down?
1 kevin121312 2016-09-23
I'm assuming that he asked all the regular comics
1 i_saw_nothing 2016-09-23
If the rumors are true, Opie's going for guys who have established names...
Bruer is a name.
Kevin Brennan's brother is famous.
I don't think Vic, Sherrod, or Di Stefano got asked because they don't have enough of a "name" to bring to "Opie with X". But they will still be in third mic rotation.
You'd like to think he's stay in the O&A stable and ask Vos or Bobby, but I don't think they have enough name recognition for Opie's "equal billing". Opie will keep them for third mic guests.
Here's who Opie probably thinks he could get on those grounds:
Artie Lange
Kevin Smith
Bob Saget
Colin Quinn
and a very meek attempt at trying for Bill Burr or Rogan, but even he knows there's no way in hell that would happen.
1 kevin121312 2016-09-23
you're probably right
0 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2016-09-23
Nah, He has a show on a channel abour race stuff. TV N-word not this lame raqio shiz
3 BMoneyCPA 2016-09-23
Sherrod likes to hang around Opie, he knows that Opie is the only person he's consistently funnier than.