Who else turned Opie down?

17  2016-09-23 by kevin121312

In addition to Breuer:

Bob Kelly

Florentine

Sam

64 comments

The listeners

Reality.

His breast reduction surgeon.

Everyone with ears. Except Sherrod, that thick tongued mongoloid is so unfunny that he might actually think Opie has some sense of humor.

Sherrod likes to hang around Opie, he knows that Opie is the only person he's consistently funnier than.

As much as it pains me to say I honestly think Opie is funnier than that fake gansgta black cunt. #OpietheDestroyer

Sherrod likes Opie because he's the only one who is dumb enough to believe that Opie can help his career.

Nah, He has a show on a channel abour race stuff. TV N-word not this lame raqio shiz

Lynsi.

Willing to bet that he approached Bennington. Was probably laughed out the room.

Ron put Opie on the "Pay no mind" list back when Opie was fucking with Fez.

did clubsoda Kenny tweet out an "Opie & Ron" poster before Ron turned him down? Because I'm just trying to figure out which side has the bigger douchebags

Opie is a dimwitted fool, but he doesn't display that degree of rank unprofessionalism. He mostly keeps shit besides the scenes and confides with upper management.

Shitscenes?

lol

Mensa lol

;)

Member when the Stangels were going to energize and redefine the show? All he got were two punching bags who got mad and left.

it's all good.

Scorch.

PFG!!!!!

It came from Ant, so I doubt you're getting the whole story.

He busted the Stangels surprise.

True, but I can see Opie scrambling to get as many people in the studio to do the job that he claims to have been doing for 30 years.

So far, cancer :(

The piss lord.

Todd Pettengill

just imagine the level of discomfort with Opie & Todd in the Morning

"Let's go to the phone. Morty wants in BADLY."

"Yeah! This is Morty McMorningshow!"

"Mortaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!"

"Yeah. I'm looking for a new morning show wit anudder guy who got rid of dat dere dead weight of a co-host..."

"I'm all in with the Morty."

"YOU GOT IT TOUGH GUY. Now listen here. Dis is Morty an' I'm sayin' that Todd & Opie ar--"

"...or Opie & Todd, whatever..."

".... Opie & Todd, Todd & Opie, it don't matter. Deez battle tested mics are ready for a coupla no nonsense radio vetrens to bring it home..."

"In the doodie hole, right Tod-- uh, Morty? into where the poop comes out? Bring it home into where the dooooooodie comes out?"

"Uhhh yeah. Right dere like dat."

"The Morty is KILLING it for us today. Killing it."

"YOU GOT IT PUNK!!!"

https://youtu.be/U_tpZf62opw

Darian O'Toole

His mother

It really is a beautiful thing to know this parasite on talent is possibly scrambling around desperate to find someone, anyone depressive enough to be in the same room as this fucker 5 days a week? i forget how many it is as I'm not sure how many Stern does nowadays? This fat fitted cunt that brags on a almost daily basis is now fighting for his life to find someone with the talent to host a show with his name on it….how abt his kids? the fucker talks abt them enough you'd think they were always in studio.

God.

Lady di

His whispy hair.

All women during college.

Opster put up numbers!

Tom Hagen

Jim Chandler.

Pretty sure Chris D turned him down because his new show got a green light.

The Westboro Baptist Church

I heard he asked Homeless Charlie if he wa interested. HC was on the fence, so opie tried to sweeten the pot by telling him he'd be able to rape some pretty hot bitches in high places if he did it. Charlie is still considering.

If homeless Charlie won't do it, opie's next choice is Chris DeStefano.

Comedy

Numerous modeling agencies

Lady di. Seems that she chose a life at sea over tits/bubbs.

Ellen Cleghorne.

Tell her to shut her Cleghorne.

Jesus

Pete Davidson also said no.

Fred Hughes.

Knowing Opie is kept out of certain areas at SiriusXM because Stern doesn't want to see his face makes me so happy. I bet tits obsesses over it, he was always the one obsessed with Stern.

ME: notice me, Howard-senpai!!

AIDS

A dead dog in Boston.

Bams offspring

I can't imagine Florentine turning him down... He barely has a career. I would think the money alone would force him to say yes.

I read somewhere soder did

Terry Clifford

Ed Asner

jim norton, cause hes so brave and wont stand opie giving him 500k a year

When did Bob Kelly turn him down?

I'm assuming that he asked all the regular comics

If the rumors are true, Opie's going for guys who have established names...

Bruer is a name.

Kevin Brennan's brother is famous.

I don't think Vic, Sherrod, or Di Stefano got asked because they don't have enough of a "name" to bring to "Opie with X". But they will still be in third mic rotation.

You'd like to think he's stay in the O&A stable and ask Vos or Bobby, but I don't think they have enough name recognition for Opie's "equal billing". Opie will keep them for third mic guests.

Here's who Opie probably thinks he could get on those grounds:

Artie Lange

Kevin Smith

Bob Saget

Colin Quinn

and a very meek attempt at trying for Bill Burr or Rogan, but even he knows there's no way in hell that would happen.

you're probably right

Nah, He has a show on a channel abour race stuff. TV N-word not this lame raqio shiz

Sherrod likes to hang around Opie, he knows that Opie is the only person he's consistently funnier than.