r/opieandanthony: I never realized how much this show and sub fagged me and ruined my mind until I went to Orlando.

I never realized how much this show and sub fagged me and ruined my mind until I went to Orlando.

11 2016-09-23 by RamonFrunkis

At Epcot, there's the "Figment ride" all about using your imagination. All I could think of was Opie's "as big as your imagination" blunder.

At Universal Studios, I obviously had to refer to it wizardrjy.

Animal Kingdom, I got a big tusk just like an elephant, I got a big trunk just like an elephant, I got big feet just like an elephant, I got big ears just like an elephant.

Universal Islands of Adventure on the new King Kong ride, I SWEAR Sherrod does voiceover for one of the last sound clips you hear before boarding the truck. Dassabessdo, just monkeying n fuggin. And had to say everything dassabessdo for everything Universal. If I wasn't blocked by him on every twitter account, I'd ask him if he did VO for King Kong. That alone will probably get you blocked but I'm 90% sure it was that macroglossic retard.

I'm sure there will be more. The fact my girlfriend hasn't killed me yet alone is a miracle. Peckahs.

Edit: I stayed at Sapphire Fahls and just met a guy in the toilet who said that the Melting Pot "it eat pretty good". I can't make this shit up but fuck you all.

14 comments

22 SeamusThePirate 2016-09-23

Look at this big shot with his girlfriend and disposable income.

9 TheDarkFezRises 2016-09-23

He's doing better than 2 out of 3 of our favorite radio hosts.

2 chippersonlyle 2016-09-23

He thinks he's better than us!! MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM!

9 GRIZx 2016-09-23

Thanks Travis

4 doxxbrown 2016-09-23

How was Pulse nightclub?

1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-09-23

Still smells like wet pennies

3 cottonsweatpants 2016-09-23

*penis

2 VeritablyClean 2016-09-23

macroglossic

neat word

7 bornrevolution 2016-09-23

Sounds like something Apple would describe the iPhone 7 screen as.

innovative macroglossic display

1 Mud- 2016-09-23

It's the little things, like I can't pay for anything with my card without the cashier asking if I have a chip. The first few times I actually muttered "whattsat" before saying "yes I do".

2 TrackSuitVos 2016-09-23

Going out for Mexican food has been a genuine exercise in restraint.

1 NortheastPhilly 2016-09-23

So you think ahhhh...EEVVEEEEL is ahhhh...done with Orlando?

1 crunchtimestudio 2016-09-23

Fuck, I had only just repressed that memory and now I have to go kill a young infant to cleanse the old mental palate.

DISCLAIMER: I never actually heard the Opie clip where he said that, I just read about it on here. Don't want anyone mistakenly thinking I might actually watch the show. How red would my face be!