How long until there is a gofundme for Ants new hair?

40  2016-09-23 by Dennyislife

Poor Anthony. The courts, the pretend lack of beer, the loss of his guns, the loss of a paycheck, the career in the gutter, the tranny stuff getting out there, his ballwashers being 60 year old losers and bobo & people with any modicum of brand value leaving his network has all really aged him.

22 comments

26  AntsCamera 2016-09-23

His fucking head looks like a dusty tumbleweed.

15  Shotguncake 2016-09-23

Individually placed donations.

12  Leofan7 2016-09-23

I HATE THIS PLACE. THE HAIR TRANSPLANTS DON'T WORK. I'VE BEEN HERE FOR SEVEN YEARS.

9  AppleBonfire 2016-09-23

This is why you shouldn't get hair transplants, kids. They can (but probably won't) look good for a while but when you continue balding you'll be left looking a lot worse than if you just accepted it. You can't even shave it without the horrible transplant scars showing.

I mean, I hate Joe Cumia as much as the next guy but he looks a lot better having accepted his baldness gracefully.

5  Patmcpsu 2016-09-23

Anthony isn't one to think things out. He probably stopped reading when he got to "trans".

3  TheFatMosque 2016-09-23

Ant didn't realize that getting hair plugs doesn't actually stop him from continuing to go more bald.

1  SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2016-09-23

He's starting to look like Robert Forster in Jackie Brown.

7  crookedmile 2016-09-23

I'd GoFund the suicide pact he and his brother made when they were 8yrs old. Take out the family first, then dine on a bullet.

5  Suvario 2016-09-23

He should just go back to the baseball cap or shave it off, even the elephant man had the decency to wear a burlap sack.

3  BoardroomBimmy 2016-09-23

Ooh, that would put Tranpa in a tough spot. He could use the money to get another transplant and have a scar going from ear to ear or pull a Worm and keep the money for himself and let himself become more bald. People would then question him on when he's getting the transplant as he looks worse and worse each week and he would have to "ignore the haters" as my fellow kids would recommend.

A real two-edged sword, as they say.

2  JoeCumiaSr 2016-09-23

Anthony couldn't raise 60k from fans under Amy scenario. Unless the racist bums came up with $600 each.

4  murderboner0 2016-09-23

Bobo could sell both of his kidneys

3  TheFatMosque 2016-09-23

it's gotta be really depressing to be a millionaire and still have to play 1-2 with your only friends because they are all broke nobodies

2  stinksskc 2016-09-23

Lmao they grafted his pubes on his head haha

2  3stepsbackward 2016-09-23

Don't forget that his money's ran so low, he's forced to go to the Burger King Value Menu in order to get fed. https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/779230852567953408

1  ScorzeMan 2016-09-23

He's making hair jokes!?! lol

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1  realister 2016-09-23

Bobo is leaving his network what?

1  JoeCumiaSr 2016-09-23

Don't forget the samcro welfare fund.

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1  Nickbennettc 2016-09-23

If you think he's ugly now (he is), he'd somehow be uglier without hair. I don't think the drugged up 5's he bangs could abide that. He'd be down to 3's.

1  dra_kul88 2016-09-23

I'll chip(whatz dat) in for a merkin