We have one person to thank for this

33  2016-09-22 by Doctor_Peckhaz

Ms. Lynsi Margera. If it hadn't been for that wormtongue like slithering whore whispering lies into Opie's ears and causing his understanding of the world and relationships with everyone he knows to decay, we might not have reached this point. She helped build his massive ego on top of a shockingly weak mental foundation, thus making his eventual destruction at our hands magnificent. The millions you will soon get in the divorce are well earned, you skateshop whore.

27 comments

22  TheFatMosque 2016-09-22

Opie fired, divorced, financially assraped, and at the end of a losing custody battle (given all of the terrible things he's done to the less fortunate) is the best possible outcome.

14  goo-gobbler 2016-09-22

Also a Lynsi-Bam sex tape release would be the climax.

8  VicDumb 2016-09-22

And his inevitable suicide would be a great ending

12  Jaeromaru 2016-09-22

Followed by the meteoric rise of his former protege Sam Roberts. I seriously want this to happen

3  TriangleDimes 2016-09-22

I'm not leaving this sub until it's shut down or Opie is dead.

2  MiniChipper 2016-09-22

I'm betting this sub will have more longevity than the original show upon which its based.

1  BMoneyCPA 2016-09-22

Opie is dead

At least stay for the after party.

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1  EastSideDan 2016-09-22

You must be talking about Dave MacDonald.

1  Patmcpsu 2016-09-22

Anthony would fit the same exact description (but "losing custody" of the minor he attempted to wrongfully imprison).

16  spicysandwich80 2016-09-22

Nah, don't blame Lynsi. Gregg has always been a self-sure autist whose biggest claim to fame is being a pawn in the war for Howard Stern in the early satellite radio days.

11  CCRed95 2016-09-22

Am i the only one that likes lynsi? She kept her dumb face out of the show. Unlike all of ant's stupid ex-gfs that would call the show or bother everyone on LFTC

5  DeclanGunn 2016-09-22

Opie's move towards family friendly radio and Dads Doing Diaper Talk is absolutely the behind the scenes influence of Lynsi.

12  CCRed95 2016-09-22

or hes just a stupid hack fag on his own

2  ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-09-22

This.

3  RacistPigeon 2016-09-22

I don't know how much of that was her, and how much was Tit's inability to bring anything real to the show. He didn't mind dragging in other people's real life stuff, but never his.

1  K1bbler 2016-09-22

I think the Bam sex tape scandal scared her off from ever doing the show.

3  ceslek 2016-09-22

It's a lot of fun knocking on Opie, but he plays things pretty smart in terms of his personal and family life. And I'd imagine he has way more money than Ant when you consider how much Ant has blown over the years on gambling and lawsuits and other stupid shit.

How much money could Ant possibly have at this point?

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6  BMoneyCPA 2016-09-22

wormtongue like slithering whore

I have nothing to add, I just wanted to appreciate the classic LOTR reference.

2  Doctor_Peckhaz 2016-09-22

ME: THANK YOU!

1  harriswill 2016-09-22

He's all in with the LOTeR!

Tom Bombadilllllllll

4  Anarox 2016-09-22

Yoko bam-o

3  Trevelbond 2016-09-22

I thought it would be Esther Ku, but maybe her and Mrs. Margera are equal partners.

3  nomorecompromise 2016-09-22

She had to and still has to french kiss The Psycho on the reg! She has to lock tongues with essentially a screen cap from a Harry Hater video. Lynz deserves nothing but mercy and Opie's money.

2  MiniChipper 2016-09-22

She's another Yoko FUCKING Ono. I would say I hope there's a Mark David Chapman out there but Opie would probably say that's a threat.

1  LeVampire1992 2016-09-22

You wanna play? Let's play

-2  ballslaw 2016-09-22

fucking DEAD at skateshop whore LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

1  [deleted] 2016-09-22

Ramone.