Reminder: Amy Schumer is rotund

49  2016-09-21 by LindaSpringwood

37 comments

deybuntu

DAYYY BOW BOW

nig... nig niggaaa

She's a great big fat person

PUT THE STOLEN JOKES IN THE BASKET!!!

It wasn't me who wrote that. It was kurt Metzger. It's his fault!!!

Woodya?

She's a big girl, yessir.

Big in the hips. Roomy.

No womanly curves though, just manlike, compacted folds of fat. She is atrocious!!!

She looks like the spinning lamb meat at the kebab shop

With any luck she'll end up the same way.

That's kebab...

She just doesn't carry extra weight well at all. It goes to all the worst places.

Come on man, that's someone's daughter

looks like a troll doll with eczema

Didn't she rape a cab driver or something?

Yup, grabbed his hand and made him finger her greasy snatch. Not only is it repulsive, that's just unsafe driving.

Also supremely unsanitary!

I wonder what repugnant manner of flesheating, AID-spore-shedding, pus-soaked fungi & mold began growing on his digits in the ensuing days??

Burly even.

Portly rather

JEW

A corpulent cunt.

WE KNOW.

Fat enough to give it to her rough in the shitcutter and not complain about it.

You guys always forget her massive, blocky Dave Palumbo-like shoulders. I always have to remind you. Aside from her face looking like a slab of unmolded pizza dough, her shoulders are easily her second mosy hideous body feature.

god damn that is a obscure reference.

She's fat like a whale.

She's rotund like the ocean is a bit damp

"To what do we owe this unprecedented corpulence?"

eating her own (aka whole pigs) multiple times a day

About size 14?

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It's a shame that Amy became so fat and ugly, she was really sexy...

she had dreidel face even as a baby

Suuuurrrreee

She's very top heavy

So fat.

Portly rather

JEW

A corpulent cunt.