Sherrod Small meeting his hero Marilyn Manson in 1998

1  2016-09-21 by maynardsabeast

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I do love pro wrestling and have always prided myself as being a lifelong “out of the closet” wrestling fan. My entire life I have made it look cool to like wrestling. It’s because I’m a cool mother fucker this is in phenomenal shape (I’d honestly guess that I’m somewhere in the 95th percentile of adult males when it comes to fitness) and I have fucked lots of girls in my lifetime, and now I have a hot, cool, girlfriend. I mean you can not believe me, or whatever it doesn’t matter. If you don’t believe me that’s actually cool, it’s like saying “wow this guy sounds so fucking cool and awesome that I can’t even believe he’s real”