JIM NORTON ANNOUNCES NEW KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN!

121  2016-09-21 by GRIZx

46 comments

There should be four or five of them, and if you collect them all, you can construct Kenny.

or at least Kenny's nose.

save the face for next year, make the people keep coming back for more.

Dumb Kenny-tron.

Just like the Power Rangers - only this one is a Mega-Tard.

The Doll looks like big Jim

looks like Joe Rogan

Only takes 2 to 48 months for shipping.

That won't make no cents tsss

How about Jim kickstarts a chair out from under him while a noose is around his neck.

That would probably kill him though.

or something..

That's actually one of his sound bites!

He's also featured on the Amy Schumer Hog Heaven play-set but his face is covered by the UPC code.

Those ToyBiz x-men figures ruled.

Shut up, Erock.

I'd buy a Jim Norton doll for $19.95

I'd buy one for $61,389.

he meant to say 3,078 easy payments of $19.95

I often think of the day this sub will use its incredible talents for good instead of evil. I hope that day never comes.

So, autists, don't be going all Elliot Alderson in here, let's keep this shit Mr Robot

I'd rather see this sub go all Elliot Roger.

It's only appropriate that his figure is located in the middle of figures called "X-Men"

Sue lightning is an x-man

The action figure doesn't come in the box, though. He signs it and sends it out to you later. Probably tomorrow or the day after.

Is the action figure a perk? If so, expect it in 37 years.

the perks is a chance to support a struggle artist, and jen carms new BMW. the doll is just a bonus

This ugly faggot's body is so pale not because he's some nordic Aryan, but because decades of selfconsciousness of being an ugly fat fuck have given him the habbit of covering every inch of flesh with clothes. No natural sun tanning there. This photoshoot reeks of insecure pride that he finally has something he thinks is worth showing off. Too bad it makes you look like a fucking douchey tool, Jim.

is it cool or funny he is in his underwear and looks like a hack douche?

Excellent post. Would buy.

Can you add the secret external HD too?

Feel free to tweet (I dont have twitter thank god) this at norton with the link to the subreddit, he might actually lead to him perusing the sub.

will we get the shameful of mouth tour speical edition?

Wow looks like that AIDS diet is doing wonders.

Anthony should buy one and put it in his basement with his other dolls that he plays with. You know along with the 12 year olds that come over to "play" with Beavis?!

"Beavis" is what he named his cock. There never was a cat.

I believe ya lol

$350 for a Vin Diesel doll...Sorry, action figure.

seems like he should have a non-combat accessory, like a bag of cash to the tune of $60k, a good boy phone and a naughty boy phone, or a pair of signed mma gloves that won't fit his hands.

brilliant

I'd pony up for this.

Does Norton shave his legs? what a real jerk.

you know all you fuckers would buy one

I really thought this said "bottom activated".

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Jim is such a good egg that I bet he gets a chuckle out of this.

cause hes brutally brutal right? try tweeting him and see what happens

We can't...we're all already blocked...

In what universe has Jim been able to take jokes that don't come from friends?

or something..