This ugly faggot's body is so pale not because he's some nordic Aryan, but because decades of selfconsciousness of being an ugly fat fuck have given him the habbit of covering every inch of flesh with clothes. No natural sun tanning there. This photoshoot reeks of insecure pride that he finally has something he thinks is worth showing off. Too bad it makes you look like a fucking douchey tool, Jim.
Anthony should buy one and put it in his basement with his other dolls that he plays with. You know along with the 12 year olds that come over to "play" with Beavis?!
seems like he should have a non-combat accessory, like a bag of cash to the tune of $60k, a good boy phone and a naughty boy phone, or a pair of signed mma gloves that won't fit his hands.
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32 MicrowaveYourFork 2016-09-21
There should be four or five of them, and if you collect them all, you can construct Kenny.
4 LeslieJonesAnalPics 2016-09-21
or at least Kenny's nose.
save the face for next year, make the people keep coming back for more.
1 [deleted] 2016-09-21
Dumb Kenny-tron.
0 _TheConsumer_ 2016-09-21
Just like the Power Rangers - only this one is a Mega-Tard.
24 RacksDiciprine 2016-09-21
The Doll looks like big Jim
2 danimalplanimal 2016-09-21
looks like Joe Rogan
21 LevStrauss 2016-09-21
Only takes 2 to 48 months for shipping.
9 NotInsane 2016-09-21
That won't make no cents tsss
9 NorCalMisfit 2016-09-21
How about Jim kickstarts a chair out from under him while a noose is around his neck.
7 dassabessdoe 2016-09-21
That would probably kill him though.
1 cold_boot 2016-09-21
or something..
1 JMueller2012 2016-09-21
That's actually one of his sound bites!
6 AsunaKirito4Ever 2016-09-21
He's also featured on the Amy Schumer Hog Heaven play-set but his face is covered by the UPC code.
5 Stud_beaner_69 2016-09-21
Those ToyBiz x-men figures ruled.
1 [deleted] 2016-09-21
Shut up, Erock.
5 Rhaegarys 2016-09-21
I'd buy a Jim Norton doll for $19.95
18 Piss_God_Denny 2016-09-21
I'd buy one for $61,389.
5 WilliamTellAll 2016-09-21
he meant to say 3,078 easy payments of $19.95
5 RaqioFan 2016-09-21
I often think of the day this sub will use its incredible talents for good instead of evil. I hope that day never comes.
So, autists, don't be going all Elliot Alderson in here, let's keep this shit Mr Robot
1 [deleted] 2016-09-21
I'd rather see this sub go all Elliot Roger.
4 badhandcramps 2016-09-21
It's only appropriate that his figure is located in the middle of figures called "X-Men"
7 HerpDerpen 2016-09-21
Sue lightning is an x-man
4 shaggyanlngs 2016-09-21
The action figure doesn't come in the box, though. He signs it and sends it out to you later. Probably tomorrow or the day after.
3 _TheConsumer_ 2016-09-21
Is the action figure a perk? If so, expect it in 37 years.
3 late_50s_why 2016-09-21
the perks is a chance to support a struggle artist, and jen carms new BMW. the doll is just a bonus
3 jarjarjelly 2016-09-21
This ugly faggot's body is so pale not because he's some nordic Aryan, but because decades of selfconsciousness of being an ugly fat fuck have given him the habbit of covering every inch of flesh with clothes. No natural sun tanning there. This photoshoot reeks of insecure pride that he finally has something he thinks is worth showing off. Too bad it makes you look like a fucking douchey tool, Jim.
3 SirWallaceII 2016-09-21
is it cool or funny he is in his underwear and looks like a hack douche?
2 Opprobriousness 2016-09-21
Excellent post. Would buy.
2 stinksskc 2016-09-21
Can you add the secret external HD too?
2 GRIZx 2016-09-21
Feel free to tweet (I dont have twitter thank god) this at norton with the link to the subreddit, he might actually lead to him perusing the sub.
1 late_50s_why 2016-09-21
will we get the shameful of mouth tour speical edition?
2 NashuaDan 2016-09-21
Wow looks like that AIDS diet is doing wonders.
2 Justyna_A 2016-09-21
Anthony should buy one and put it in his basement with his other dolls that he plays with. You know along with the 12 year olds that come over to "play" with Beavis?!
2 lemskroob 2016-09-21
"Beavis" is what he named his cock. There never was a cat.
1 Justyna_A 2016-09-21
I believe ya lol
2 aria_taint 2016-09-21
$350 for a Vin Diesel doll...Sorry, action figure.
1 LeslieJonesAnalPics 2016-09-21
seems like he should have a non-combat accessory, like a bag of cash to the tune of $60k, a good boy phone and a naughty boy phone, or a pair of signed mma gloves that won't fit his hands.
1 proto000 2016-09-21
brilliant
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-09-21
I'd pony up for this.
1 Moakley 2016-09-21
Does Norton shave his legs? what a real jerk.
1 danimalplanimal 2016-09-21
you know all you fuckers would buy one
1 lolercakesmcgee 2016-09-21
I really thought this said "bottom activated".
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-3 HudsonMargera 2016-09-21
Jim is such a good egg that I bet he gets a chuckle out of this.
5 late_50s_why 2016-09-21
cause hes brutally brutal right? try tweeting him and see what happens
1 evensaltier 2016-09-21
We can't...we're all already blocked...
4 thrillated 2016-09-21
In what universe has Jim been able to take jokes that don't come from friends?
1 cold_boot 2016-09-21
or something..