Over/Under on the hours of Brangelina breakup coverage Opie watched today?

1  2016-09-20 by [deleted]

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She's drinking a Molson, wants to watch the USA vs Canada hockey game tonight. He's got a grapefruit beer watching E!

Opies gonna be twirling a phone cord around his finger as he gossips about a possible Jennifer Aniston reunion

Giggling with Jenny Hutt. Wearing some sort of a cucumber facial mask

Its so sad that a grown man's viewing habits consist of turning the channel from TMZ to E!

Are they breaking up? Its probably not good that I get my current affairs information from the o&a sub

She wants full physical custody of the kids so it's implied he was fucking them. First rule about turkeyfoot is you do not talk about turkeyfoot.

The second rule of turkeyfoot is that you dont talk about turkeyfoot until you break down during therapy

Guhd lihul tuurkey boys get masch puhtatoes.

I read the NY Post while taking a shit, in their article it said the reason for the split was a "disagreement in parenting styles". Which could easily mean he felt like fucking them is fine, she disagreed.

Opie watched the Brangelina coverage and slowly realized that if Brad Pitt can't keep a woman, neither can he.

He then sobbed and ate a pint of ice cream - because he is incapable of behaving like a man on any level.

ME: I took a peak sniff

Giggling with Jenny Hutt. Wearing some sort of a cucumber facial mask