Let me simulate the experience for you. "I was an alcoholic for a few months when I was 18 so I can get paid to tell legitimate addicts that 12 step programs are available to them."
Yeah the Patrice joke is more of a throw away. Patrice even said its not really anything super original, he just liked saying them. He changed them and made them his own, but the theme was preexisting.
It still makes the point about her not being abled to think of anything funny herself though. Everything else shes been celebrated for is essentially political and not comedic and of course the fact that she is doing all of this being overweight and having a vagiiina.
Patrick said he didn't invent those sex acts himself, that's true. But Amy describing the exact same acts, in the exact same order and then claiming to have never seen Patrice do his act.....makes her a cunt.
they all hung out at the Cellar every night of the week, which is a 100 square foot space, but they (Schumer, Jim, etc) never seen each other acts. Sure.
The first example with the MadTV sketch infuriated me. Even worse is the fact she can easily deflect and say it was her "writers" who put that together.
Holy fucking shit. Not only does she steal amazing bits but she ruins them. Her delivery is awful, her stage presence is shit, and her tone and attitude don't match any of the jokes. What an unfunny cunt.
Gone for good, thanks to Comedy Central. I made the original one, it was mirrored by a number of other people on this sub. It went viral on vemeo of all sites, and then Viacom had every one of it pulled. However it was already viral, and then a few others from this sub made some more vids with more examples of theft that we were finding. The only reason I will brag about making the first vid is because the fact that it went viral with a bald opie pic at the end of the vid.
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19 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-09-20
What happened to her "promise" of the polygraph test?
25 Tom_Stall 2016-09-20
She ate it. She ate all of them.
2 aria_taint 2016-09-20
She though he said Polly-O and mistaked them for string cheese.
1 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-09-20
wo guy, let's not cross the line.
2 ImOnlyBleeding 2016-09-20
What happened to the funny picture of Opie at the end?
2 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-09-20
That was only the first one
-8 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-09-20
Her writers are definitely the only ones who stole jokes. That doesn't make her any less phony though.
9 Lasagna_Hat 2016-09-20
Her writers don't write her stand-up
-2 dwc151 2016-09-20
Actually I think they do write some of it. At least Metzger.
4 Lasagna_Hat 2016-09-20
I've never heard this. Where did you hear that?
6 holodog 2016-09-20
My neighbor Stanley.
11 dassabessdoe 2016-09-20
"Hey Stanley, let's go back and throw hot oil on 'em."
2 LAMF92 2016-09-20
Hahaha stanley and looch. What a bunch of creeps
16 _barnacle_ 2016-09-20
Jim Norton's Advice Show, huh? Well here is some advice for Ms Schumer, go jump in a lake!
16 Lasagna_Hat 2016-09-20
Can we tone down the language? We are having guests
2 andrewsj1 2016-09-20
Let me simulate the experience for you. "I was an alcoholic for a few months when I was 18 so I can get paid to tell legitimate addicts that 12 step programs are available to them."
5 TriangleDimes 2016-09-20
"That's a tough one, man..."
2 TrackSuitVos 2016-09-20
"Everyone's different." "They are?" "Yeah, sure, man..."
3 TriangleDimes 2016-09-20
lol Jimmy gives advice like a stranger you interrupted while he was checking his phone. "Uh yeah man, that sounds rough..."
11 OccultChefDetective 2016-09-20
To be fair, the one with Patrice, it wasn't even his joke either. And, I kinda wish Bonnie would rip into Amy, but that'll probably never happen.
2 MadCarrot 2016-09-20
She already did, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxT6ofAchG0 beginning at around 35 seconds.
2 RatherPleasent 2016-09-20
Yeah the Patrice joke is more of a throw away. Patrice even said its not really anything super original, he just liked saying them. He changed them and made them his own, but the theme was preexisting.
2 Jokkijokk 2016-09-20
It still makes the point about her not being abled to think of anything funny herself though. Everything else shes been celebrated for is essentially political and not comedic and of course the fact that she is doing all of this being overweight and having a vagiiina.
2 866-Ron-0-Fez 2016-09-20
Patrick said he didn't invent those sex acts himself, that's true. But Amy describing the exact same acts, in the exact same order and then claiming to have never seen Patrice do his act.....makes her a cunt.
1 lemskroob 2016-09-20
they all hung out at the Cellar every night of the week, which is a 100 square foot space, but they (Schumer, Jim, etc) never seen each other acts. Sure.
6 panjshirlion 2016-09-20
Ugh. I hate when this sub tries to gussy itself up for company like this.
5 sanfrancisco69er 2016-09-20
Just curious - why would people be visiting here because of that video? I read almost all of the comments and saw no mention of this
4 CCRed95 2016-09-20
We just like to take credit for things qe had nothing to do with
7 _barnacle_ 2016-09-20
There's a little bit of Opie in all of us
1 lemskroob 2016-09-20
just a taste
3 stinksskc 2016-09-20
Also gonna track down the part 2 someone made that you guys probably haven't seen yet, it's much weaker but still worth a watch
3 ragunax 2016-09-20
I dont normally post here, but that is pretty telling how much a hack her and her sister are.
I'm pooing while typing this.
2 fish_flower 2016-09-20
lol "medium"
https://twitter.com/amyschumer/status/777282248072531968
is she fucking melting? wtf is going on?
https://twitter.com/DaRealAmberRose/status/777720631727054848/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
2 chippersonlyle 2016-09-20
You forgot the video where she brags on Opie and Anthony about sexually assaulting a cab driver.
2 Jaeromaru 2016-09-20
The first example with the MadTV sketch infuriated me. Even worse is the fact she can easily deflect and say it was her "writers" who put that together.
"I was only folloween owdahs."
2 CobaltCannon 2016-09-20
Holy fucking shit. Not only does she steal amazing bits but she ruins them. Her delivery is awful, her stage presence is shit, and her tone and attitude don't match any of the jokes. What an unfunny cunt.
1 Ant_Sucks 2016-09-20
That's the second video. She's on Jimmy's show grovelling you dummy
1 stinksskc 2016-09-20
Oh boy I'm a dummy. Where's the first one?
5 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-09-20
this might even be the third one, I have no idea where the first is.
3 cardaderdention 2016-09-20
Gone for good, thanks to Comedy Central. I made the original one, it was mirrored by a number of other people on this sub. It went viral on vemeo of all sites, and then Viacom had every one of it pulled. However it was already viral, and then a few others from this sub made some more vids with more examples of theft that we were finding. The only reason I will brag about making the first vid is because the fact that it went viral with a bald opie pic at the end of the vid.
1 stinksskc 2016-09-20
Yes thwt video was amazing. They just got the thread locked of people talking shit on her today ntoo
1 [deleted] 2016-09-20
It's probly lost somewhere in Anth's couch.
1 cardaderdention 2016-09-20
Thats not the first one. I made the first one, had the Led Zeppelin music in between each clip, and topped it off with the bald opie pic.
1 stinksskc 2016-09-20
Yes thwt video was amazing. They just got the thread locked of people talking shit on her today ntoo