I'm in Madrid right now...

32  2016-09-19 by LindaSpringwood

There are fucking gorgeous tanned Spanish women eveywhere with perfect bodies and olive skin. It just made me think what an ugly twat whore cunt unfuckable pig Schumer is.

Well...have a good night guys

14 comments

28  Anarox 2016-09-19

I hope you get speared by a raging bull and Deniro (who just happens to be in Spain) just watches with his iconic face expression while you bleed to death. Fuck you for having time and money for vacations

4  LindaSpringwood 2016-09-19

I assume Deniro would be heavily nose breathing during all of this?

2  Anarox 2016-09-19

Ofcourse

20  Bibimbap4211 2016-09-19

I wish you were there on a train in '04

9  Opprobriousness 2016-09-19

I could go for some Spanish whores right about now.

8  Tom_Stall 2016-09-19

If you see my ex, Sara Carbonero, tell her it wasn't anything personal, there was just better looking women who wanted to suck my pecka.

7  GRIZx 2016-09-19

I didnt know Aunt Linda swung both ways, I guess anything goes when you are that ugly and constantly drunk.

15  LindaSpringwood 2016-09-19

my cunt stinks of week old olives.

15  twinkskc 2016-09-19

So charming.

7  Phantas_Magorical 2016-09-19

What an enchantress

4  Mod_Impersonator 2016-09-19

If that's what comes to mind when you're surrounded by gorgeous tanned Spanish women, you need to take a fucking break from being a piece of shit.

3  Xx9mmParabellumxX 2016-09-19

Madrid? Where's Happydrid? Fawk yea

2  tar_baby33 2016-09-19

DVV DVV!

2  Slateski 2016-09-19

Meh

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