Do we know if Ronnie Ponytail is okay?

17  2016-09-19 by YoBGS

I mean, with all this stuff going on in and around Elizabeth... I'm worried about Ronnie Ponytail, the Lamplighter, Almora Avenue, and all our favorite Elizabethan hot spots.

37 comments

14  [deleted] 2016-09-19

"I don't like him. I think he's gay." -Bill

12  Caverlock 2016-09-19

I genuinely felt sad when he died.

My life is pathetic.

11  [deleted] 2016-09-19

It was abrupt, though not surprising.

Lady Di singing that obscure Monkee's song "I want to be free" on the day she called in to share the bad news was one of the creepiest, most cathartic moments.

3  Mod_Impersonator 2016-09-19

Didn't he die by like vomiting his own stomach lining up or something? Hell of a way to go...

4  [deleted] 2016-09-19

Yeah, it sounded like he had some sort of massive blood vessel in his esophagus or stomach burst and he vomited out all of his blood.

Dr. Steve said esophageal varices and/or some sort of burst aortal fistula, I believe.

2  CareBearBedtime92 2016-09-19

can anyone post the video?

1  Piss_God_Denny 2016-09-19

https://youtu.be/86he25fIQ2g?t=6m12s

6:12 for mobile users. Part of it is in between a Joel McHale interview but I'd listen through it as she keeps chiming in.

1  [deleted] 2016-09-19

http://youtu.be/a-FF5T4Klk0

2  bellboy1973 2016-09-19

So did I. Even if he was a drunk himself, and had an estranged wife, kept that water buffuler in his apartment until the day he died.

1  [deleted] 2016-09-19

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11  Mikekekeke 2016-09-19

I want to say congratulations to Lady Nyaah

2  Unggoy_Zealot 2016-09-19

The father is a water buffaler

8  bellboy1973 2016-09-19

Hopefully this highented terror alert doesn't lower the sales of Bayway liquors.

8  YoBGS 2016-09-19

Ronny Ponytail hung out at The Liquor Gallery. Not affiliated in any way with Bayway Liquors (R) (C) TM LLC ESQ.

1  Kurt_Love 2016-09-19

Worked at the liquor gallery. Hung out at some sketch bars that Bill didn't approve of.

6  dankfranklin 2016-09-19

I'm just curious as to why they call him that.

13  Bossman_Spearman 2016-09-19

It's short for Ronald.

5  holodog 2016-09-19

It used to be Ponytailenstein.

5  stinksskc 2016-09-19

Hopefully bill and the crown fried chicken is okay

15  GRIZx 2016-09-19

I hate to break it to you... but 3 years ago bill barfed out the entirety of his blood and died on the bathroom floor while lady di looted his wallet and finished up the last 30 pack.

6  YouAintGotToLieCraig 2016-09-19

The attacker's family owns a fried chicken restaurant in Elizabeth. Lady Di probably threw up outside it at some point.

5  [deleted] 2016-09-19

I just assume Di has thrown up in front of (or in back of) most of the establishments in Elizabeth, particularly along Elmora Ave.

2  YoBGS 2016-09-19

Elmore Ave, Elway Ave, I still don't know the name of this street.

1  [deleted] 2016-09-19

https://goo.gl/maps/DsNZ2UymgFD2

5  Dennyislife 2016-09-19

Lady Di's son confirms he's fine on twitter even though no human was injured in the Elizabeth explosions. No word on Marion

3  Element1977 2016-09-19

Ronnie Ponytail was probably at Friday's with Lady Nyaah... Having chicken fingers.

3  [deleted] 2016-09-19

Chicken fingers in the mess hall of the Navy ship.

3  ScorchIsMyHero 2016-09-19

DID THEY BOMB THE BLARNEY ROCK?!

1  Jaeromaru 2016-09-19

On'A BLARNEY ROCK!

2  [deleted] 2016-09-19

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2  holodog 2016-09-19

You know Colin would have some good insights about local businesses in Elizabeth, NJ.

1  Skivsamlaren 2016-09-19

Noooo naaames!

1  little-pete-ferguson 2016-09-19

Ronnie Ponytail was a DEA agent working deep cover on a big crack case.

Apparently all the crack dried up in Elizabeth around a year ago

1  shinkleboutit 2016-09-19

If he cuts it off we shall never find him.

1  maynardsabeast 2016-09-19

I picture Lady Di and Bill used to live next door to a meatball, French fry, and shAke, and a guy named Carl. Ronnie Ponytail was one of Carl's friends that would occasionally stick his dick in lady Di and smoke crack with her

1  TossyMcSalad 2016-09-19

i thought you meant Ron Bennington.

-2  late_50s_why 2016-09-19

is this some bit from the borington show?

3  YoBGS 2016-09-19

No, it's from what some would call Lady Di's not-so-surprising admission that she smokes crack.

1  Mikekekeke 2016-09-19

The only time you're addicted is when you're actually doing it.

5  [deleted] 2016-09-19

I just assume Di has thrown up in front of (or in back of) most of the establishments in Elizabeth, particularly along Elmora Ave.

2  YoBGS 2016-09-19

Elmore Ave, Elway Ave, I still don't know the name of this street.

1  Kurt_Love 2016-09-19

Worked at the liquor gallery. Hung out at some sketch bars that Bill didn't approve of.