Jimmy cried on air again

25  2016-09-19 by Dennyislife

What a fruit.

88 comments

I don't get how some of you are on-point enough to still listen to the show and report nuggets, but aren't on-point enough to provide context or time stamps.

I don't get how anyone can still listen to that shit.

The prospect of sitting down for a full episode, starting with Opie crediting the song he just played, along with Vic Henley's inevitably unrelated comment and uncomfortable laugh, is literally painful.

old cunts

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The 60k ran out.

He was probably thinking of the draft in his apartment and his last experience with an airline

and jen carm not calling him back after he got her that 10k luis vutton bag

What about the other 25 grand she got for cowriting the chip show

Some 18 years ago I left Dayton Ohio with two very bad joke premises and a dream to be a middling comic.. I thank God this dream came true

Addition: Two very bad joke premises that have been recycled the past 18 years

I wish you'd recycle a shotgun in your mouth.

Ant grew out of being a weepy faggot, Jim grew into it.

only the weepy part

Was Opie there for him???

No. He doesn't know him well enough.

Ozzy's dead?

He's taking 2 weeks off when that happens.

Nah, he'll bury himself with Ozzy's corpse, just like this

I pray there is video of him jumping in the casket like an old Italian mother.

He'll be so dried out from cryin, he'll look like a fawkin Auschwitz corpse!

Fucks men, cries all the time, has no interest in cool shit like cars or video games...holy shit, Jimmy isn't gay, he's a woman.

It explains everything about him!

has no interest in cool shit like cars or video games...

But he's the Asteroids champlin!

Also hates sports until he pretends to be a Yankees fan if they make the Postseason.

Yeah I always found that odd combined with him claiming he used to be addicted to sports radio.

Think of Jim as being a woman. He liked listening to Beningo because the guy did a typical angry guy schtick. And Jimmy likes being an emotional vampire. He doesn't actually absorb anything of substance.

It's like taking your chick to a ballgame. She had fun because the crowd was energetic and the game was won at the last minute. But she couldn't tell you what actually happened during the game or name a single player despite being with you while you watched 100s of games on the TV.

This needs details please

Played a clip of someone crying at the Emmy's and it set him off

lol are you serious? jesus norton is a massive faggot

Was it faggot Patton's guilt tears? Or Jeffrey Tambor crying about trannies?

Oh no, was he on about the trannies again?

He said he didn't like Transparent. He cried over Julia Louis Dreyfus crying over her dead dad.

Her Dad was worth $3.4 billion, hers were tears of joy.

I almost wish my dad was a Kike instead of a douchebag worth nothing.

Almost.

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I was referring to Jeffrey Tambor, it seems like that's all he talks about anymore

Oh, yeah. That faggot said they shouldn't hire cisgendered men to play trannies. I hope he dies from AIDS like the Arquette tranny.

All my fuck, he actually did it.

First he gave an impassioned plea to Hollywood decision-makers to give transgender talent a chance. Then he said, “I would not be unhappy were I the last cisgender male to play a transgender character on television.”

He might win the Faggot Of The Year Award. In an upset from frontrunner Paul Feig.

It's from this article on Washington Post all about how there need to be more people with disabilities playing people with disabilities on TV. Same with trannies, implying there is this huge crop of amazing tranny actors not being utilized. Sure, if the role calls for an awkward, hobbling junkie who can't figure out how to behave in their own body, they're perfect. Anything outside of that, get a real actor.

awkward, hobbling junkie who can't figure out how to behave in their own body, they're perfect.

Or hire Jim Norton.

Man, "Hey Now" Hank Kingsley has become quite the faggot

Oh Christ he cried at Julia Louis Dreyfus. What a faggy faggot.

He doesn't even know/watch Seinfeld

You mean Seinfeld doesn't know/care about him. NORTONE

[in Jewy voice] Not you!

"NO I do remember you... JAMES..."

oh, Jerry!

oh.....YOU!

"you dont know him"

"yes i do, his name is james"

He's afraid it'll influence his act and actually make it good.

You mean a clip of some Hollywood fuckhead fake crying made him cry?

As soon as you can, please provide a link to the clip.

"Through your tears"

"I'm absolutely crying over here"

Is this for real?

What did he cry about? The shame of homophobia?

His contract offer

$25 a month and a bus pass?

And all the tranny ass he can eat!

DAMN! THAT'S A NICE CONTRACT!

Perhaps, more than that.

He lost all his miles?

lol

The reality must be sinking in. The gravy train in pulling into the station, and its time for little Jimmy to get off.

"Next stop, Nowheresville!"

Where is the audio?

What's the time mark?

roughly the 25 mark, Jimmy got misty eye'd over a nervous vagina

It wasn't as bad as the Ebert thing when he left the studio. But worse because it was over one of Hitler's Leftovers he didn't even know. Fuck him.

No , he just had a giant cock in his eye.

Nothing new here but searching through this audio has resulted in me listening to about 6 minutes worth of the show, which is the most I have listened to in over 2 years. All I took from it was how terrible Opie is. He is an embarrassing ignoramus.

Working with opie will do that to ya.

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The cunts father just died, what an attention whore.

an old money 85 year old multi-billionaire died, boo fucking hoo

She's got dat Elderly Kike Money now.

Dolla Dolla Bills Y'all!

wheres the link faggot?

I dunno. I posted as it happened sweetie x

A little later......Opie cringe worthy with Kevin Brennan.

If we're gettin gay I teared up last night during Kate McKinnons acceptance speech at the emmys

Is it because she talked about eating cooch?

im not like those blacks ladies i eat the coochie

She is a sad sight

Hey, what's to worry about?

As he's so fond of telling anyone who'll listen,

he makes much more doing stand-up. So what's the big deal?

the raqio gig is only 20% of his income, hes making bank doing standup maaaan

When he's off the show, his ticket sales will nose dive.

A fact he just does not seem willing to accept ....

Got a time stamp?

lol are you serious? jesus norton is a massive faggot

Was it faggot Patton's guilt tears? Or Jeffrey Tambor crying about trannies?

Oh Christ he cried at Julia Louis Dreyfus. What a faggy faggot.

Is this for real?

You mean a clip of some Hollywood fuckhead fake crying made him cry?

As soon as you can, please provide a link to the clip.

the raqio gig is only 20% of his income, hes making bank doing standup maaaan

"Through your tears"

I pray there is video of him jumping in the casket like an old Italian mother.

When he's off the show, his ticket sales will nose dive.