My god, I just took a monster shit

0  2016-09-17 by LindaSpringwood

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18 comments

3  CompoundMediaPR 2016-09-17

I liked you better as I_Hate_Knickers.

3  AntsCamera 2016-09-17

I hated all those faggot girly emoticons.

I prefer the shit poster over the fucking teenage girl character.

1  LindaSpringwood 2016-09-17

I won't stand for these unfounded accusations and wild conspiracy theories. I WAS A NAVY SEAL, A FIGHTEEEERRRRHH

3  drudrudrudru 2016-09-17

You think I give a care

2  AntsCamera 2016-09-17

I just ate out Amy Schumer and a rainbow shot out of my ass and 3 inches of skittles fell on the town.

1  LindaSpringwood 2016-09-17

I read that as you just ate out with Amy Schumer, which is very believable. The gal has to eat enough to maintain her portly figure.

1  [deleted] 2016-09-17

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0  RaqioFan 2016-09-17

Pfff 3 inches. That's not even enough for a 2 hour school delay here. You pussy southerners.

2  Opprobriousness 2016-09-17

I haven't taken a solid shit in forever.

1  LindaSpringwood 2016-09-17

Why is that? Drugs? Alcohol?

1  Opprobriousness 2016-09-17

Yeah. A combination of a sporadically poor diet, copious amounts of alcohol, and constant general anxiety and stress.

7  LindaSpringwood 2016-09-17

I'm sorry man. If it weren't so gay I would give you a hug

3  Opprobriousness 2016-09-17

I understand.

I'll still jack off to the thought. No homo.

2  LindaSpringwood 2016-09-17

Please g'head. I will jack off to the thought of you jacking off

3  Opprobriousness 2016-09-17

It's like a sexy fractal of homoeroticism.

2  Schleckman 2016-09-17

This is clearly a "shit" post

2  LindaSpringwood 2016-09-17

Fawkin' clevah!

1  twinkskc 2016-09-17

Would you swear to George Carlin? Hahaha I'm joshin'

1  sanfrancisco69er 2016-09-17

these are the few types of posts I wouldnt mind being deleted