Hansen vs Predator Ep 1

15  2016-09-17 by MilesDavisRose

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I cant wait for '' Hey Chris don't you remember me? You've done my show, in my basement remember? ... live from the compound? please can i go,please?''

and

''It says here: I want you to BLANK me in my BLANK as hard as you can. Don't worry, i've been with underage trannies before, i can take a thick veiny BLANK like it's no one's business. I'll buy you stuff if you pound me so hard that your helmet hits me in the liver.''

''What did you mean by this?''

It says here, "Okay you're thirteen, we can get together, hang out by the pool, yadda yadda yadda. You know that episode right?"

NARRATION: Even our decoy logged off after that lame line.

As i'm reading this TACS 426 is playing in the back and Ant literally just said "She's got great tits for a 13 year old, right?" lel

Get a good look, Cumia?

Haha, the guy can't come up with an excuse so he says "I haven't been the same since... Iraq".

THE GUY IS A NATIONAL HERO, LET HIM RAPE A 12 YEAR OLD!

1 Hansen got old and fat.

2 The format no longer works.

3 Whoever was in charge of the audio is a cunt.

4 I miss knickers.

Oh God did this make me cringe.

Is that JD from the Stern Show?

Say 'sexually charged chat' again you fat, bloated hack.

Anthony is a sexual predator.

he helped raise money for this tho

Just like Ted Bundy worked at a suicide hotline.

It's hilarious to me that the first show is in Fairfield, CT. Chris Hansen must have said, "I'll take your money and shoot your fucking show, but I ain't traveling."

holy shit. a gun, camera, knife, condoms and duct tape in his trunk? fucking insane. i love this show.

Are there more episodes than the 2? God do I miss this show

Fuck. Now Anthony needs to watch his back even more.

As i'm reading this TACS 426 is playing in the back and Ant literally just said "She's got great tits for a 13 year old, right?" lel