r/opieandanthony: If you have aspirations to be a reddit mod, you're one of the saddest possible humans in the world.

If you have aspirations to be a reddit mod, you're one of the saddest possible humans in the world.

115 2016-09-14 by davedave8

Congrats, you're the sheriff of your corner of the internet. Pussy.

47 comments

59 brandoniskindadead 2016-09-14

Every mod on every website ever is a fucking faggot. It's scientifically proven.

28 SirWallaceII 2016-09-14

because if u have enough time to watch a web site all day and make no money from it you r a clown and a fool

13 lolercakesmcgee 2016-09-14

The absolutely no monetary incentive part really gets me. It's just pure egomania at its finest.

9 HookerMouth82 2016-09-14

They get paid in Xena tapes and hot pockets.

6 clickclack8 2016-09-14

Absolutely. Game server mods are even worse. You wouldn't fucking believe how smug and condescending those little shits are.

2 Opesterino 2016-09-14

this is it right here. Smug, cocky, self important. All traits to be a mod on irc/forums/ect.

I never had a good experience dealing with any mods.

3 chippersonlyle 2016-09-14

I could see Chuck from North Carolina wanting to be a mod.

-1 rottenseed 2016-09-14

Based on set theory, if everybody on the internet is a faggot, and mods are, by definition, on there internet, they are all faggots.

3 liquidmachete 2016-09-14

Shaddaap you quasi intellectual bore.

1 rottenseed 2016-09-14

Run off the road meth'd out truck driver

3 liquidmachete 2016-09-14

From your lips to God's ears my friend

37 twinkskc 2016-09-14

SpaceEdge is proud of himself and laughing maniacally every time he gets one over on us.

He got us good by appointing Luis J Gomez as a mod with no power. Wasn't it funny how mad we all got? I know I'm still laughing.

Wasn't it hysterical when he spent all evening yesterday locking and deleting posts that referenced him or mods in any way? Especially those shitting on him, which he deserves.

He's just a clever dude who got bored of his Mod Mogul lifestyle so he's taken to bothering poor nothing's like ourselves, he knows it ruins our lives but he's just that mean.

19 HowsThatFeelFucker 2016-09-14

We just a bunch of non-mogul-ass-niggas

11 bonniesretardsister 2016-09-14

Nobody remembers to venerate us.

5 goarlorde 2016-09-14

His mad mogul lifestyle as a grown ass barista.

5 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-09-14

He was banning people for making fun of him. He's basically Opie the internet mod.

2 crookedmile 2016-09-14

Officer Shitdick

2 PepsiColaRapist 2016-09-14

I havent been here for a few weeks mind explaining exactly what went down?

2 [deleted] 2016-09-14

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1 bellboy1973 2016-09-14

Whenever he comments, it gets -10.

1 Lish_fips89 2016-09-14

Wait, Gomez is a mod? Hahahahahahah. So I guess you just have to say you like something to be invited to help run it?

14 CelticSabbath 2016-09-14

Mods can suck ma peckah!

-1 WhiskeyOnASunday93 2016-09-14

No need to be so course

8 crookedmile 2016-09-14

Is there a Peckah Sucking course I'm unaware of??

1 lemskroob 2016-09-14

or so desperate

-1 Mick_Mickerson 2016-09-14

Coarse*

3 crookedmile 2016-09-14

THAT'S THE JOKE STUPID!

9 TacoTrots 2016-09-14

http://i.imgur.com/yx8T9DW.jpg

0 Leofan7 2016-09-14

Ah, peckahs. I posted this and then saw this. You win, I stink!

7 chiponmy_shoulder 2016-09-14

I have aspirations to tug my dirty prick off to transsexual pornography

4 Thomas_Daly 2016-09-14

I am and I fully admit this I just want to have the thing next to my name. I would send space edge all the benzos and Starbucks gift cards I could. If I lost this sub I'd be a danger to myself and others my autism couldn't handle it.

3 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-09-14

mods please ban this man so we can comment on his shooting spree later

3 Thomas_Daly 2016-09-14

I'll plug a Vos gig in blood.

3 SKARx317 2016-09-14

It's becoming harder and harder to keep up with the subs targets on a daily basis.

(Harder and harder what's it like a fawkin peckah tsssssss)

0 RaqioFan 2016-09-14

You can't Chipper your own post faggot. /u/SpaceEdge, banhammer please. Reason: bad form.

2 JoeCumiaSr 2016-09-14

In guessing at least one of them cashed out and that's why Luis Gomez is a mod. Probably gave them $100 each and they plan on buying new cars with it, or a lot of sour keys.

1 CCRed95 2016-09-14

Luis doesnt have real mod powers. Spaceedge just did it so people would freak out

1 Opesterino 2016-09-14

which unless I am missing something, no one really did.

1 [deleted] 2016-09-14

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1 RatherPleasent 2016-09-14

Then you'll love browsing this sub : https://www.reddit.com/r/needamod

Full of aspiring mods.

I'm tempted to be one of them. Seems like mods who know CSS and Python are in high demand. I guess I need to learn some new skills.

1 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-09-14

Can I be a mod?

1 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-09-14

This is my 'Gold please'.

1 Anarox 2016-09-14

I should be a mod, mods give me mod, I have put im the years you cheap assholes

1 ImperviousSeahorse 2016-09-14

If this subreddit didn't have mods, it wouldn't exist. Some people can control themselves, and some can't. The mods are there to clean up after the people who can't, so the people that can can continue to enjoy the community.

We all know how toxic this place can be. It's a miracle that it hasn't been removed.

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1 Icon_Crash 2016-09-14

I got cornered into running a message board once. Fucking awful.

One exceptions, our mods are the best mods.

ApRiL fALLS

0 jarjarjelly 2016-09-14

while I agree, I can't help but think you just got slapped by one and are acting out like a hurt bitch

1 KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2016-09-14

Entitled little victim bitch.

-8 Stud_beaner_69 2016-09-14