Bridget Jones' Baby Review- This movie is a load of shit

5  2016-09-14 by [deleted]

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I'm wating for "Bridget Jones goes sex traveling in Namibia".

The male fantasy is to bang a bunch of no-name whores with no consequences.

The female fantasy seems to be bang a bunch of successful and influential men, get pregnant, and then have the men not only fight over the woman but also who gets to raise the baby.

One of these is more insane than the other.

I stole that guy in here who does the Reddit videos idea with the text to voice concept.

If this is what women want for entertainment, then there need to be more stomped wrists until lessons are learned.

Were you expecting it to be anything but?

No.. I had to take a peek though

Did you get a lil' taste?

It's halarious. She's in her 50s and we have to believe she got knocked up?

Whats hilarious is that this is painted as some funny little situation/adventure. 50-something women aren't supposed to get pregnant and then run around trying to figure out who the father of their kid is. Thats not funny. Thats pathetic. Not saying its a good look for young women either but its a massively stupid situation for an older person to get themselves in.

At 21 the kid at least probably is gonna be healthy. This cougar would shit out a tard.

I bet she gives birth to a fake hand. Linger longer, because Mae Young didn't

So sick of these bridget jones posts every other day clogging up this subreddit instead of our ongoing child spit dialogue

Downton syndrome Abbey.