Amy Schumer hospitalized...for food poisoning.

51  2016-09-13 by CoolerKing37

69 comments

131  arrogantsquirrel 2016-09-13

Live by the spoon, die by the spoon.

10  Folken-braggart 2016-09-13

"Later in the day, she posted a video showing her sitting near a window with a view of the Eiffel Tower, eating soup with a ladle from a large bowl."

The "large bowl" was a 2 gallon soup tureen from the hotel buffet.

8  Plor13 2016-09-13

"You're talking about a trough. We are not going to eat from a trough."

53  UnwarrantedArrogance 2016-09-13

She overdosed?

28  Slippery_Slope_Guy 2016-09-13

She must have got a bad trough of slop.

2  crookedmile 2016-09-13

I'd imagine her BF thinks this in his head while he's going balls deep waiting for the next fat paycheck to roll in.

44  hookahreed 2016-09-13

I like that the url for the Big Amy stories is "ew.com"

10  Ant_Sucks 2016-09-13

It stands for Entertainment. Where???

1  RectalWarrior 2016-09-13

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

39  bonniesretardsister 2016-09-13

She can afford the best barnyard veterinarians thankfully.

34  Wsallgood 2016-09-13

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8  thrillated 2016-09-13

Woman vs Food

28  LevStrauss 2016-09-13

Swine Flu

16  xaway3 2016-09-13

I wish she pulled a Mama Cass

3  safetyalwaysoff5000 2016-09-13

Was gonna say maybe it was the rest of Mama Cass's ham sandwich.

27  TheFatMosque 2016-09-13

you still said it

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2  OswaldTheLucky 2016-09-13

But he was going to, too.

15  thoughts_n_prayers 2016-09-13

a bad gulp-feeding of krill (whale huma tsss)

4  Jockel76 2016-09-13

You krilled it man.

1  thoughts_n_prayers 2016-09-13

PECKAS

12  sukotsuto 2016-09-13

She couldn't wait for the chicken to be cooked.

9  Opesterino 2016-09-13

ugh that photo of her laying in bed with her "boyfriend" is so damn nasty.

she is one gross pig

4  chucks47 2016-09-13

Looking at that picture all I can hear is Timothy Treadwell.

2  Wsallgood 2016-09-13

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2  crookedmile 2016-09-13

Look, a pig in a blanket. rimshot

2  Bick_Bickerson 2016-09-13

I looked up her boyfriend and he's mystifyingly good looking. Is he an up and coming actor or something?

9  MattressBoy 2016-09-13

Another victim of Fecal Jihad. Poisoning food with fecal matter has been highlighted as a tactic in Al-Qaeda training manuals. Allahu Akbar, brothers. Allahu Akbar.

8  RacistPigeon 2016-09-13

The French intentionally poisoned her to try and save the country's food supply.

8  urfaceisa 2016-09-13

Imagine how disgusting something has to be to make Amy Schumer sick from eating it.

Also, imagine sharing a bed with Amy Schumer with food poisoning.

That is some fucking tenacious world-class gold digging there, that Ben guy is a consummate professional, hell of a work ethic. He'll never breath through his nose without flinching again.

6  AsunaKirito4Ever 2016-09-13

She actually got food poisoning from a salad, her body couldn't handle the nutrients.

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1  DeclanGunn 2016-09-13

Ahh yeah, Gold Diggin Ben, I know him from down at the job site, he's good people, hard worker, always brings containers of coffee for all the boys. If he can get in good with one of these Muckity Mucks and retire early, God bless him I say.

7  jokopolis 2016-09-13

poisoning is a cute word for over-eating

6  Mod_Impersonator 2016-09-13

She sniffed out some bad truffles.

5  CookieHaid 2016-09-13

They spelled "pairs" wrong. I heard she was eating two rotisserie-chickens...one in each claw.

4  phlammo 2016-09-13

This is only a news story because Big Amy can't stand not being in the news.

1  CumiasTheBeesKnees 2016-09-13

This times a million zillion

3  Billyassman 2016-09-13

Even the French want to kill this pig.Lawdy Lawdy miss Claudy

3  BaggySpandex 2016-09-13

http://imgur.com/a/P2TNq

2  crookedmile 2016-09-13

Later that day

1  BaggySpandex 2016-09-13

Wow lmao

3  mayomayomayomayomayo 2016-09-13

in bed wearing white shirts, with Schumer’s featuring her saying, “NO COFFEE NO WORKEE.”

Not only is that not "her saying", it's also hacky as shit. How can you be a professional comedian and still wear shirts that scream "Look I'm funny!" Yuck.

1  Ant_Sucks 2016-09-13

As I've proven before, it's never coffee she's drinking.

3  packitchofsositch 2016-09-13

I call bullshit. Sus domesticus have digestive systems that are impervious to germs. Thermite swine.

3  RahnBayngtin 2016-09-13

Heffer was probably freebasing Yodels.

Get this bitch a moo-moo

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2  glyde69 2016-09-13

Maybe she will use this to jumpstart a diet and lose a few.......ahh who am I kidding?

2  Anarox 2016-09-13

Food tried to put out a hit on the schumes

2  PrisonOfGlass 2016-09-13

Oh man. The jokes will literally pour out of her.

2  dakkar1 2016-09-13

honestly thought it said fat poisoning.

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1  Lav92 2016-09-13

could you imagine the shits she took. also wtf is wrong with the gap between her lip and nose. you could land a plane on it

1  Opesterino 2016-09-13

I'll never be able to look at her smug swine face without noticing that now.

1  misstheolddaysfan 2016-09-13

so one of you is in paris?

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1  DildoRenter 2016-09-13

It's called a hangover.

1  DryTeeth 2016-09-13

Shocking. I thought she was hospitalized from extreme exhaustion, too many hours in the gym

1  the_kronkez 2016-09-13

Wonder who was brave enough to get food poisoning from eating her ass?

1  danimalplanimal 2016-09-13

she's gonna look great when she recovers though

1  rad_jazz 2016-09-13

I bet the guy next to hear got food sickness without eating.

1  TossyMcSalad 2016-09-13

by looking at her and being so disgusted as to what food did to this person, in the process becoming sickened by the thought of eating in general?

1  anonimescu 2016-09-13

delicious

1  Tell_Em_Fred 2016-09-13

I knew Sausage Party was real. That'll teach her! #Foodlivesmatter

1  LamarThePotato 2016-09-13

Food poisoning and Hospital food is the only way this Big girl gonna lose a pound.

2  nomorecompromise 2016-09-13

She got food poisoning on purpose to get at the hospital food.

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1  SAHandre 2016-09-13

LOOK AT HER FAT PIT STICKIN OUT

1  Bick_Bickerson 2016-09-13

Just ooooooooone punchliiiiiine.....

1  jtarmeyx 2016-09-13

Good time to start her diet.

1  LookyLookyMissCookie 2016-09-13

Thought that was Andre the Giant at first

1  whatsapuscifer 2016-09-13

Rich Vos will be at Wisecrackers Allentown PA Friday September 16

1  chris2webby 2016-09-13

hmm, I wonder what she could have ate that caused it?

oh wait, everything

1  CumiasTheBeesKnees 2016-09-13

Who THE FUCK goes to the hospital for food poisoning?

She couldn't shit and puke into her own bathroom? Those poor french people. The nerve of that pig.

1  nazicumfarts 2016-09-13

She ate something that wasn't covered in lard, and wrapped in cake. Fat piggy pig. Why couldn't it be E.coli?

2  crookedmile 2016-09-13

Look, a pig in a blanket. rimshot

2  crookedmile 2016-09-13

Later that day

1  RectalWarrior 2016-09-13

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO