Bob Kelly to Opie on today's show: "Did you really just explain my joke you cocksucker?"
97 2016-09-13 by I-take-beast-shits
This was gregshells 101 - jesus fucking christ.
Opie piggy backed on Bob Kelly's joke (no pun intended) and Bobby smashed him for it. Mr Hughes basically repeated Bobby's joke and bobby snapped back "Did you really just explain my joke you cocksucker?"
This caused Opie to get high pitched and do his normal panicking stutter trying to joke/explain his way out and fail miserably. Bobby is a nice guy though and immediately realized Opie can't take the hit so he just laughed in an over-exaggerated state for quite some time and then said "that was fuckin funny man"
It created a good screeching halt to an already dogshit show.
I'm sure someone will have the time stamp eventually - it happened around 8:15am EST
75 comments
54 boring_oneliner 2016-09-13
'What happened to Bobby Kelly?'
'We had a problem... and uh, we tried to do everything we could. He's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it'
17 [deleted] 2016-09-13
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7 I-take-beast-shits 2016-09-13
leave the hamburger bun
4 georgie_best 2016-09-13
Won't see him no more
3 thoughts_n_prayers 2016-09-13
I guess they didn't tell you, but I ain't flippin burgers no more. GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKIN SPATULA
8 Folken-braggart 2016-09-13
A packet of bacon wrapped up in brown paper sits on the console.
"It's a Sicilian message. It means Bobby Kelly sleeps with the piggies."
0 AwkwardFeel 2016-09-13
this one made me smile
15 TrackSuitVos 2016-09-13
"I wish him nothing but the fucking best."
12 Jaeromaru 2016-09-13
*sniff
9 Wsallgood 2016-09-13
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1 joomommyhappy 2016-09-13
Should we trust you?
2 Opesterino 2016-09-13
"I really do" sniff
11 middie820001 2016-09-13
it was a whatever effort
2 MartyVanB 2016-09-13
It was among those in studio. It was real greaseball shit
1 10ADPDOTCOM 2016-09-13
He's deader than Dennis Wilson.
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35 kevin121312 2016-09-13
When these comics start realizing that Opie will either be off the air soon or relegated to afternoons, they'll stop kissing his ass.
32 georgie_best 2016-09-13
they know. they just feel bad for their old retard pal gregg.
19 TheFatMosque 2016-09-13
this is exactly it. like a birthday party for a lower level friend that you feel obligated to go to because no one else is going to show up
16 georgie_best 2016-09-13
"let's go laser tag fellas!"
sigh "sure.."
5 RahnBayngtin 2016-09-13
I have a feeling any comic, even the likes of Sherrod or Henley,who has stepped foot in that studio have a nice one in their back pocket for the first time Tits gets lippy and they can afford to do so. I listened to that Opie solo show for a few minutes for giggles sake: but can u imagine being someone like Davidson or Distefano: A 20 something "celeb" living in NYC working at bars until last call and being called and annoyed at 7Am because a big titted radio vet cant do a show by himself after about 40 years in a field.
Pardon me for being a gossip, but im just DYING to hear the off mike kerfuffle/problem Opester and CK had that Ant (?) reffered to on here (?) correct me if im wrong or if there was any more gossip, ladies.
But I assume he hates Opie like we all do, probably reads here to get his chucks like they all do, and gives Howard first dibs for a reason. Come to think of it, I kinda like that Louie fella...
3 KAJK27 2016-09-13
Wow. First time I'm hearing of the Louie thing. You got a link to any other background on it??
2 philtheprince 2016-09-13
Yeah I don't remember about hearing this before.
Someday Jim Norton will write his memoir on his radio years, and sell twenty, maybe thirty copies. He's the one who has the good on a lot of this. Come to think of it it'd be far more entertaining if Erik or Travis did an ama.
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1 RahnBayngtin 2016-09-13
Im almost 100% Anthony alluded to it when he posted here
2 CUNTYMOM 2016-09-13
isnt it obvious, anytime louie was ever on he always sounded so pissy that he was on the show, even before he was famous. i always hated that, you dont have to do the show stop acting like you're above it, louie is such a pretentious cunt.
2 twinkskc 2016-09-13
They still wont trash him like we all hope they will. I dont think that'll ever happen.
2 kevin121312 2016-09-13
They certainly won't ever trash him like they do behind his back. I'd love to hear what they really think of him.
1 majestik6 2016-09-13
Bobby just lost his job
18 hoohootellemkeith 2016-09-13
When he sang "Everything is Awesome" and trailed off when no one acknowledged it...
15 majestik6 2016-09-13
Tell me you made that up. That didn't happen did it?
10 hoohootellemkeith 2016-09-13
It sure did. I was going to grab a time but I had paused the app for a couple of minutes at one point.
0 majestik6 2016-09-13
Gregg Hughes has been reduced to babysitting and watching the Lego movie, while his wife spends his millions
What a cuck
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1 marrio91 2016-09-13
Heard it myself, can confirm
8 BobMugabe35 2016-09-13
Oh jesus is he still doing the 'randomly burst out in song' shit?
8 phlammo 2016-09-13
He's just a loose canon. You never know what's going to happen next!
10 marrio91 2016-09-13
A good show. A good show will not happen next.
2 BobMugabe35 2016-09-13
Well, so long as management isn't displeased, I guess...
1 thefirebuilds 2016-09-13
they like the direction
2 Smokegreentrees 2016-09-13
THATS THE BIT HOLY SHIT DONT YOU GET IT.
15 jakdak 2016-09-13
Why do people still listen to this shit?
9 AmberBeard 2016-09-13
Gotta keep the hate fuel supply stocked.
6 Folken-braggart 2016-09-13
I wanted to hear Jimmy whine about how atrociously he was treated by the mean old airline.
He honestly doesn't understand that boarding closes 30 minutes before takeoff. It's standard practice for every airline. And 15 minutes to go means they're already preparing for takeoff and have closed the hold, so opening it up again for baby boy's bag will obviously delay everything.
Is is possible his confused outrage is a product of this being his first international flight? Do US domestic flights operate the same?
2 MicrowaveYourFork 2016-09-13
You don't feel even a little sympathy for Jimmy? He'd already had his man servant call the airline ahead of time to have his life-size cutout of Paul Hogan stowed safely in a locked cabinet. Jimmy's never seen Crocodile Dundee, but he's assured that Hogan starred in it and counts as a celebrity.
1 illydelph 2016-09-13
It's not his first international flight though, he's been to Brazil or somewhere banging whores with Patrice and Bobby multiple times. Airline Jimmy is just Airline Jimmy.
1 Folken-braggart 2016-09-13
Yeah, i remembered his Brazil trip(s) after posting, but I couldn't be fucked to edit.
My guess is that International Hooker Banger Jimmy was so excited by the prospect of cheap third-world pussy, he was at the airport early, so he could edge for 9 hours before his flight, and never encountered the 'gates close 30 min before takeoff' rule.
2 andiswearrrr 2016-09-13
The mods force us to, so we can keep this sub going in the right direction.
2 packitchofsositch 2016-09-13
Same reason those fans booing at the Virus Show in Philly didn't simply get up and leave.
There's usually some kind of payoff. Either an Irrera walking off stage in shame, or a Burr being immensely entertaining by taking it head-on.
1 philtheprince 2016-09-13
Burr turned on the crowd pretty quickly. This might not work.
I listened to that recently. So good.
1 packitchofsositch 2016-09-13
It already has worked. Numerous times. Ant jumped on the bandwagon initially and the tit ended up crying on the air. Jimmy brought up greggshells which was coined here and played the holdon video from here. Their fights might very well lead to a split and a listenable J&S show. I guess someone could argue that all that might have happened if people weren't regularly posting all the new atrocities, but I doubt it.
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13 rebelmcqueen 2016-09-13
https://youtu.be/cXo1z8InOPg?t=1h
Left some of the bit before for context.
6 I-take-beast-shits 2016-09-13
ME: There it is, there's the line
1 twinkskc 2016-09-13
ME: I started the "don't get up thing"!
Jimmy did.
11 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2016-09-13
The high pitched thing is an instant turn off for me. It's crazy no one has brought it up to him. It's so annoying
5 BoardroomBimmy 2016-09-13
Are you familiar with Gregg "Opie" Hughes? He does not handle criticism very well, I've heard.
3 CookieHaid 2016-09-13
So, otherwise, you're turned on by Opie?
3 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2016-09-13
I get a bit of a chub when I see those huge hangers of his
3 10ADPDOTCOM 2016-09-13
He caught himself going high-pitched today and referred it. While nobody may have brought it up to him, he somehow seems to gotten word it bugs listeners… Hey, hasn't that delivery truck Gregg's Flowers been parked across the street from this sub for days now?
10 aldostrada 2016-09-13
First time I was listening in a while was today and man Opie is cringe worthy not sure if its this sub or what but holy shit.
10 I-take-beast-shits 2016-09-13
His pronunciation of the word "FUKKKKIN" was on point today. I heard it at least half a dozen times on my commute.
He's falling apart
8 Guinness525 2016-09-13
Bobby's always been good to Opie. He's a sweetheart under all that bitterness and fat.
26 DickPunchOpie 2016-09-13
butterness.
8 TheFatMosque 2016-09-13
yeah. remember when they went fishing together and then never hung out again?
9 Guinness525 2016-09-13
You don't think Bobby had a good time?
6 packitchofsositch 2016-09-13
Those trips were the only time I was ever remotely interested in anything to do with Opie (emphasis on remotely).
1 breadmoccasin 2016-09-13
DUUUUUDE MATCH THE HATCH!
Side note: I think that's when I started hating Bobby. I don't even know why. He just said something about going fishing and his stupid fucking dogs being there sniffing and shitting and ran around while he looked at the forest dumbly satisfied and ever since then I've wanted someone to cave his head in.
2 Mastodonald 2016-09-13
How many fats is bwobby on now?
6 BoardroomBimmy 2016-09-13
He's on his first fat. He got fat and continued to get fatter.
2 ffffantomas 2016-09-13
ooooooffff...fuck.
I listened for the first time in months recently to hear Jim Jeffries and Opie bombs and did the "Anyone" thing. Aside from that, he was completely silent besides a few flubs.
I just can´t listen anymore
1 CUNTYMOM 2016-09-13
to give him credit he did laugh at himself instead of the usual making excuses or saying something stupid, it what he should always do when he bombs.
1 ffffantomas 2016-09-13
Never give hime credit and no he did what he always does
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1 sexylarrytate 2016-09-13
Sex Drugs and RR was canceled. Now where's muffinman Bob Kelly gonna play drums?
1 Jani3D 2016-09-13
BK made a joke?
1 dudemarama 2016-09-13
So is Bobby not fat yet? I seem to remember he said that he have to eat more for his role in that rock & roll series, i think that was for season 1. And then he would have to get thin for season 2. I think this was before Ant get fired. Last time i see Bob on Ant's show, i think he's getting even fatter wtf.
1 cabaretcabaret 2016-09-13
No pun intended is the name of my band
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-11 jaghutgathos 2016-09-13
Actually, the opening segment has been pretty good (on delay), Jimmy is animated and seemingly enjoying his time in the studio. GFY.
4 WaddleLikeACuck 2016-09-13
We know. People paid fifty thousand dollars for two episodes of it.
12 Jaeromaru 2016-09-13
*sniff
9 Wsallgood 2016-09-13
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2 Opesterino 2016-09-13
"I really do" sniff
2 BobMugabe35 2016-09-13
Well, so long as management isn't displeased, I guess...
6 I-take-beast-shits 2016-09-13
ME: There it is, there's the line
10 marrio91 2016-09-13
A good show. A good show will not happen next.
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1 RahnBayngtin 2016-09-13
Im almost 100% Anthony alluded to it when he posted here