If Brother Joe were to win the lottery tomorrow, and the jackpot was more money than Anthony's entire networth, would Ant get a cut as per their childhood agreement?

21  2016-09-12 by [deleted]

No.

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Joe would play the "ha ha, come on Anthony you have tons of money already, you don't really expect me to pay you my lottery winnings, right?" card.

If Ant persisted that he was due a "cut", Joe would just cut him out of his life. If you ever brought it up to Joe's face, he'd give you a half-assed excuse that paints Anthony as the greedy villain who is entirely to blame for their estranged relationship.

Anthony makes a great greedy villian

Imagine being so devoid of pride that as a middle aged man you happily and willingly accept an allowance from your baby brother. It's so damn pathetic.

If were in Joe's position, I would never mention that to anyone but the big retard actually came here and discussed it openly. It took him around a decade to "start seeing residuals" after Ant was on O&A is how he put it. Who the fuck talks about a family member like they're a fucking investment that's finally paying off?

Even I can answer this one... Joseph N. Cumia.

Hey, what's the N stand for?

Nigger

Does anybody have a link to where he said this? I've seen the apology where he referenced it, but was there another place where he said this about not having to work because of it?

It took him around a decade to "start seeing residuals" after Ant was on O&A is how he put it. Who the fuck talks about a family member like they're a fucking investment that's finally paying off?

That really is the most bizarre part. He's your brother, and you're expecting a finder's fee?

I'm not a bank, Joe.

Do you have a link to the residuals quote?

If Joe was rich he would fly in kids from all kind of exotic places and let them spit in his mouth, sample different child spit from everywhere, Colombian child spit tastes like coffee and cocaine I hear

Anthony would get what ever was left over after purchasing Urban Dictionary. com

I think Joe is depending on this happening so he can live guilt free.

Nah, this Rotgut reunion will make as much as the Guns n Roses reunion. So he and Ant will be square.

More people were waiting to hear Joe & Ant than Slash & Axl. It's almost as big as Scorch's television show tonight.

Do you have any idea how many orphan kids he could pay to spit in his mouth if he hit the lottery!

Yes, if there is anything we learned about Joseph and Anthony Cumia is that they are men of their words.

The reason OP cares?

Nigger