So when it comes to doing their countries duties, something as simple as sitting in on jury duty, Joe makes up horrible and unfunny excuses to skirt the law so he doesn't have to serve. Or in this case so his soon-to-be-smashed-in-the-face-with-a-frying-pan fiancee doesn't have to serve.
For some reason, if a black or Hilary supporter did this we'd have a different type post.
Why is this worthless prick so pleased with himself all the time? He's a failed musician who lives off handouts from his baby brother. God I hate this cunt.
Joe is like that random old dude that shows up to the open mic on Wednesday night and thinks "he's killing." Why is he putting hashtags in FB messages.
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48 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2016-09-12
She should tell them she's dating Joe Cumia.
12 aria_taint 2016-09-12
Dismissed!
2 hulkanator 2016-09-12
You forgot the #.
1 im_not 2016-09-12
Guilty by association!
1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-09-12
The Nigger Killer Joe Cumia?
2 CountBubs 2016-09-12
Don't you hate all the black on black crime?
37 brmlb 2016-09-12
what a cornball balding faggot
30 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-09-12
Hashtagging in texts, what a monstrous zero.
13 FuchsiaJuicer 2016-09-12
He wants his fan to start a twitter trend.
8 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-09-12
his public tweets are essentially a 1 on 1 affair anyway
2 Jackthejew 2016-09-12
Part of him believes that he has enough pull to get one of his catchphrases trending on Twitter it's humiliating
23 andiswearrrr 2016-09-12
"I'm gonna be honest with you, Joe. There is no jury duty. I just don't want to be with you."
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18 stinkskc 2016-09-12
Everytime this guy makes a joke he shares it and is so proud of it, hey guys look how funny I am huhuhuhuh, he's as bad as Opie
5 boofk 2016-09-12
Even opie doesn't throw out that many awful jokes at one time.
1 stinkskc 2016-09-12
You're right he's worse
13 AppleBonfire 2016-09-12
He reminds me of Paulie Walnuts repeating his unfunny jokes.
Literally nothing he wrote was funny but he still has to share it with the world as if it's a crime his biting wit is confined only to his girlfriend.
It's so fucking cringey. If you scroll up those texts he's probably asking her to wash his cosplay outfits.
12 SueLightningsPenis 2016-09-12
Hey Tone, dijhear that? I said "Mr. Ed's first cousin' eheheheh
5 AppleBonfire 2016-09-12
You know, no offense but you ever had yourself checked for Tourette's Syndrome? Seriously. "Heh, heh. Heh, heh." Maybe you got a tic or somethin'?
3 JoeCumiaSr 2016-09-12
Hey Tone! YA hear what I said? I asked Sil if he remembered his first blowjob he said yea then I SAID what was the guys name? A HA HA HA HA HA!!!
3 AppleBonfire 2016-09-12
SATANIC BLACK MAGIC. SICK SHIT.
3 liquidmachete 2016-09-12
FUCKIN' QUEERS!
2 AppleBonfire 2016-09-12
I love how he throws a chair at where he thinks the ghosts are
3 JoeCumiaSr 2016-09-12
It really is the funniest show ever
7 K33PSUMMRSAYFE 2016-09-12
Sil, dijahear what I told him? Told him I went over there for a blow job...Your mother was working the bonbon concession at the eiffel tower.
13 Ant_Sucks 2016-09-12
Imagine being a judge and having to deal with these assholes every day.
8 crookedmile 2016-09-12
This is a 55yr old man with a child using hashtags in text messages. Let that sink in a bit.
5 telemecanique 2016-09-12
making "living" impersonating someone successful while in a band.
5 alittlebigger 2016-09-12
She's an enabler. She knows he isn't funny, she just feeds into it so we can have gold here
2 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-09-12
a saint on oit
1 TheFatMosque 2016-09-12
nu uh she said he was killer her.
5 telemecanique 2016-09-12
joe is #Retarded
5 seanyc123 2016-09-12
Tell 'em you're looking for the trial of the wop savage that kicked in a childs ribs #CumiaPride
4 [deleted] 2016-09-12
who the fuck uses hashtags when they're texting someone? Isn't he old enough to be a great grandpa? What is wrong with him?
1 late_50s_why 2016-09-12
What about granthonys pissy eyes laughing emoji
4 itrits 2016-09-12
Joe wishes the case on his meal-ticket younger brother would get #dismissed
4 JeremyACrosby 2016-09-12
he should kill himself, she can claim the distress has put her in a fragile state of mind. #Dismissed
4 little-pete-ferguson 2016-09-12
Everyday is a laugh riot with Diamond Joe Cumia
3 dfuller39 2016-09-12
What do you call a second-hand gold digger?
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3 AirplaneStrikesBack 2016-09-12
Nothing even remotely humorous written by him. No surprise there.
3 shinkleboutit 2016-09-12
By girlfriend he means the guy he pays to shit on his chest once a week.
3 DapperDan0979 2016-09-12
And you're telling me THIS guy wasn't the one who landed the steady radio gig??
3 SpaceCaseBassFace 2016-09-12
Mr. Ed references in 2016. What an awful old man he is.
3 truthie 2016-09-12
What a load of fucking trying way too hard bombs.
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2 JeremyACrosby 2016-09-12
it took him a half an hour to come up with this comic gold. hey Joe, I hear Jackie Martling is looking for writers for his next bbq.
2 wifflebb 2016-09-12
Tell them you need to be home to provide minute-by-minute care for your severely retarded live-in partner.
2 JoeCumiaSr 2016-09-12
Using hashtags in a text message is something 13 year old girls are above.
2 10ADPDOTCOM 2016-09-12
Mr. Ed? Sick movie ref, bra. Makes Ant's Terri Schiavo jokes seem topical.
2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-09-12
Wow.
That's one of the worst things I've ever seen.
2 jtarmeyx 2016-09-12
He is stealing from "1000 Ways to Get Out of Jury Duty".
2 RaqioFan 2016-09-12
Ooof God Damn.
Clearly trying to channel his younger successful brother. Who's actually funny. Pathetic.
Reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld where George is trying to be the funny one instead of Jerry to that chick. Joe is so fucking George
2 BDub621 2016-09-12
So when it comes to doing their countries duties, something as simple as sitting in on jury duty, Joe makes up horrible and unfunny excuses to skirt the law so he doesn't have to serve. Or in this case so his soon-to-be-smashed-in-the-face-with-a-frying-pan fiancee doesn't have to serve.
For some reason, if a black or Hilary supporter did this we'd have a different type post.
1 1stunna 2016-09-12
HOME RUN, CHIPPERSON
1 rcharliesam 2016-09-12
My old man's peggy bank is pending trial for smackin' up his old lady. #Dismissed
1 IggysGlove 2016-09-12
Imagine how much a woman would have to hate herself to even tolerate such a dork speaking to her.
1 PretzlKing 2016-09-12
Funny that he thought he was on such a roll, he just couldn't let the convo go unseen by his adoring fans.
"Wait until they see this comedy gold. I bet even the Reddit haterz change their minds about me now!"
1 TheFatMosque 2016-09-12
what an attention hungry little faggot nigger.
1 LindaSpringwood 2016-09-12
Why is this worthless prick so pleased with himself all the time? He's a failed musician who lives off handouts from his baby brother. God I hate this cunt.
1 Mikekekeke 2016-09-12
I don't know who Carol is but she sounds like an absolute gem...
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1 TakeMeXenu 2016-09-12
Helping someone get out of jury duty? How incredibly anti American. Goddamn. Joe is dumb.
1 machete_chipperson 2016-09-12
Chip Cumiason. What a faggot, if his woman finds any one of those texts funny then she deserves to die with him
1 Doc_McCoy79 2016-09-12
Joe is like that random old dude that shows up to the open mic on Wednesday night and thinks "he's killing." Why is he putting hashtags in FB messages.
1 CumiasTheBeesKnees 2016-09-12
Wait I got a good one... Tell them you hate fucking kike niggers and shit... FAWKIN CASE DISMISSED!!!!
1 Mod_Impersonator 2016-09-12
He should just crack her in the skull with a frying pan, I'm sure that will get her dismissed.
1 OswaldTheLucky 2016-09-12
How is he able to type his girlfriends responses too?
1 Suuuuuuuuuuuuure 2016-09-12
I'm just in shock he knows the difference between "you're" and "your..."
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2016-09-12
Tss, dis guys good.
1 LeslieJonesAnalPics 2016-09-12
this is #EMBARRASSING
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