Yes, Joe. That's an effective way for the government to keep its people ignorant. Cause a minor audio issue to a television program once every two months. That'll really keep the public in the dark.
There are haters. There are enforcers. The globalists sit below the hand of satan, the ruler of the undead, unwashed corpses. Burning, instilling evil, corrupting us, poisoning us. These Hillary For Prison shirts are going at cost, and it's -- it's just funding the InfoWar. Bill Clinton RAPE shirts still online, AT COST. This just spreads the message, spreads the facts and the truth. He raped. You're doing you're part. You're joining the resistance, 9.99 on InfoWarsFashion.com, 9.99 which is a complete 360 win big on InfoWars and if you -- This wasn't officially a plug, but I skipped the break the last hour. I had to. I had to skip the last break because it was vital to our survival, that information from Rob Dew. So I say to you now, humbly, not as the leader because I'm really not that big a part of this, when Drudge is out there doing his part. He's really the one that's exposing the globalist agenda to the masses, it's just YOU the InfoWarriors who are CULTIVATING that resistance, and THAT is what inspires me to persevere (You're listening to the Ale) AND EXPOSE THESE GREMLINS (x Jones Show) BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!! (HI! THIS IS BEN FUCHS HOST OF THE BRIGHT SIIIIIIDE!)
"Now buy Muscle Max and Brain Max tablets from the Alex Jones Channel Store. I've been taking them both for over 6 months and I have never felt stronger or smarter. Coming next month Alex Jones Attire. You can look just like me for a mere pittance! The global elite don't want you to look like me so let's stick it to them and have you buy 3 dozen sets of my clothes each!"
That part didn't even register at first. I just skipped right over it. I was going to laugh at him for something else, but holy shit.
I know it's been beaten to death, but this has to be a photoshop, or he's actually a decently intelligent troll. He can't really be that dumb can he. Can he?
Named after the wood shop teacher who used to threaten Joe with a razorblade if he didn't spit into his mouth to achieve some sort of sexual nirvana. Some things just stick with us.
There are actually some realities to certain ideas like this, but of course Uncle Clueless instantly assumes it's intentionally only happening to him, while thinking black people are just being paranoid.
One example would be it's true that at convenient times, Fox News disappears from the Comcast TV search menu options. It consistently happened/happens at optimum moments in world events that suit NBC (which is the same company as Comcast) when MSNBC is the only thing popping up, they will click on it.
I love the first comment saying the same thing happens to him with Sirius and the O and J show. So the government causes a brief audio issue every few months to shut Opie up?
Joe is suffering from old man in a shitty band hearing loss and acute alcoholic hallucinosis - the bad news is he will be posting a lot more shit like this, the good news is he doesn't have long to live outside of inpatient facilities where they typically don't allow social media.
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36 siuad 2016-09-12
Yes, Joe. That's an effective way for the government to keep its people ignorant. Cause a minor audio issue to a television program once every two months. That'll really keep the public in the dark.
13 CharlieWaflesBR 2016-09-12
the truth is out there
-1 JoeCumiaSr 2016-09-12
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAlDoAtV7Y
9 Tucker_Normand 2016-09-12
Why didn't you raise your kids better, you faggot.
9 JoeCumiaSr 2016-09-12
I thought drinking and fucking whores was a better use of my time.
3 crunchtimestudio 2016-09-12
Eh you're not wrong, Joe, you're not wrong at all.
-2 lolercakesmcgee 2016-09-12
While I agree, I would also make the argument that allowing Fox to broadcast is just as effective lil bit, lil bit
32 CharlieWaflesBR 2016-09-12
Boy, is he an idiot. Once every two months? Fucking cue the X-Files theme, we got a conspiracy on our hands! Haha, what a dunce.
11 OldWestGunslinger 2016-09-12
Alex Jones voice "Ladies and gentleman...."
6 onemancrimespree 2016-09-12
There are haters. There are enforcers. The globalists sit below the hand of satan, the ruler of the undead, unwashed corpses. Burning, instilling evil, corrupting us, poisoning us. These Hillary For Prison shirts are going at cost, and it's -- it's just funding the InfoWar. Bill Clinton RAPE shirts still online, AT COST. This just spreads the message, spreads the facts and the truth. He raped. You're doing you're part. You're joining the resistance, 9.99 on InfoWarsFashion.com, 9.99 which is a complete 360 win big on InfoWars and if you -- This wasn't officially a plug, but I skipped the break the last hour. I had to. I had to skip the last break because it was vital to our survival, that information from Rob Dew. So I say to you now, humbly, not as the leader because I'm really not that big a part of this, when Drudge is out there doing his part. He's really the one that's exposing the globalist agenda to the masses, it's just YOU the InfoWarriors who are CULTIVATING that resistance, and THAT is what inspires me to persevere (You're listening to the Ale) AND EXPOSE THESE GREMLINS (x Jones Show) BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!! (HI! THIS IS BEN FUCHS HOST OF THE BRIGHT SIIIIIIDE!)
1 [deleted] 2016-09-12
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6 satsamsit 2016-09-12
"The liberal cabal is after our friend, Joe!"
4 DaveNone 2016-09-12
"Now buy Muscle Max and Brain Max tablets from the Alex Jones Channel Store. I've been taking them both for over 6 months and I have never felt stronger or smarter. Coming next month Alex Jones Attire. You can look just like me for a mere pittance! The global elite don't want you to look like me so let's stick it to them and have you buy 3 dozen sets of my clothes each!"
1 LeVampire1992 2016-09-12
"I got the documents right here"
3 packitchofsositch 2016-09-12
That part didn't even register at first. I just skipped right over it. I was going to laugh at him for something else, but holy shit.
I know it's been beaten to death, but this has to be a photoshop, or he's actually a decently intelligent troll. He can't really be that dumb can he. Can he?
2 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-09-12
I can hear Robert Stack himself saying "tonight on Unsolved Mysteries..."
2 lolercakesmcgee 2016-09-12
A Quanspiracy Saaaaaaammm
1 Lasagna_Hat 2016-09-12
"Somehow I can't rule it out..."
Because it doesn't fit you delusional narrative
18 PhilipMarma 2016-09-12
That's what happens when you steal cable.
1 LindaSpringwood 2016-09-12
You mean illegal cable?
18 3stepsbackward 2016-09-12
This man is clearly insane and very, very stupid.
14 Jim_Morton 2016-09-12
I wish he wasn't ruling out a shotgun in his mouth.
4 SalsBrain 2016-09-12
I love this account
11 StuntPeckah 2016-09-12
Other things Joe Cumia is not ruling out:
Redditors messing with his cable
A Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band
Neckbeard braids
Spit for breakfast
Kilts
9 holodog 2016-09-12
The Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band will be called Skynyrd Lynyrd.
1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-09-12
Named after the wood shop teacher who used to threaten Joe with a razorblade if he didn't spit into his mouth to achieve some sort of sexual nirvana. Some things just stick with us.
10 swanal 2016-09-12
Somehow, anybody that abbreviates "government" will quickly reveal themselves to be a total dunce.
2 onemancrimespree 2016-09-12
Why don't you like when people type Gov't?
10 titcity 2016-09-12
Joe is a delusional retard
7 FuchsiaJuicer 2016-09-12
You can't rule it out because you're retarded, Joe.
6 Nulltor 2016-09-12
'Cosplayer' is pretty fucking funny
6 TriangleDimes 2016-09-12
It's funny how he says it never happens on any other channel as if he watches any other channels.
1 AsunaKirito4Ever 2016-09-12
The Classic Arts Showcase channel has been airing porn for the past year and he hasn't noticed
4 Anarchorenegade 2016-09-12
This man belongs in an asylum
2 packitchofsositch 2016-09-12
Leeching all that tax money. He'd go from literally leeching off Ant to leeching off Ant by Ant's ironically retarded definition of the word.
4 [deleted] 2016-09-12
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11 packitchofsositch 2016-09-12
And let the libtard terrorists win?
3 onemancrimespree 2016-09-12
There are actually some realities to certain ideas like this, but of course Uncle Clueless instantly assumes it's intentionally only happening to him, while thinking black people are just being paranoid.
One example would be it's true that at convenient times, Fox News disappears from the Comcast TV search menu options. It consistently happened/happens at optimum moments in world events that suit NBC (which is the same company as Comcast) when MSNBC is the only thing popping up, they will click on it.
3 poopstainmcgoo 2016-09-12
Thermite cable boxes!
2 eastriverdriveII 2016-09-12
a glitch in the matrix.
2 telemecanique 2016-09-12
he's losing it.
1 Nulltor 2016-09-12
I was a navy seal ...... cook
3 [deleted] 2016-09-12
Under Seige is based on his life.
2 packitchofsositch 2016-09-12
Oh shit, here I thought it was a Shining reference
1 nothing_mattress 2016-09-12
dolt
1 RobLucian 2016-09-12
Southern Italians are niggers. What did you expect?
1 Titsasspenisballs 2016-09-12
Someone kill Joe please!?!?!?! I live to far away, what a fucking white trash moron, this fucking guy.
1 LindaSpringwood 2016-09-12
Every time I underestimate the sheer stupidity of this man, he continues to surprise me.
Joe has to be playing with a sub-80 IQ.
1 Mr702law 2016-09-12
I love the first comment saying the same thing happens to him with Sirius and the O and J show. So the government causes a brief audio issue every few months to shut Opie up?
1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-09-12
I want more of my taxes going towards that
1 maynardsabeast 2016-09-12
embarrassment
1 Dagidugidai 2016-09-12
Joe is suffering from old man in a shitty band hearing loss and acute alcoholic hallucinosis - the bad news is he will be posting a lot more shit like this, the good news is he doesn't have long to live outside of inpatient facilities where they typically don't allow social media.
1 mikestl1988 2016-09-12
THERMITE CABLE BOX!!!!
1 JoeCumiaSr 2016-09-12
Your mom's box
-3 Gina_Girlschlong 2016-09-12
Fuck my ass, daddy
3 JoeCumiaSr 2016-09-12
Can I do it with a knife? 🔪 🤔
0 Gina_Girlschlong 2016-09-12
A knife? What the fuck, are you an amateur? Go for the 4 foot sword, bitch! Now don't talk to me until you can properly talk to a lady like myself!
3 eastriverdriveII 2016-09-12
and don't forget to spit in my mouth.
0 Gina_Girlschlong 2016-09-12
A knife? What the fuck, are you an amateur? Go for the 4 foot sword, bitch! Now don't talk to me until you can properly talk to a lady like myself!