I've been to four different places in my area (Aurora, CO).
One did nothing, it was hilarious. The lady couldn't speak english at all so when she finished and left I just layed there, thinking she was coming back. She eventually did, but only to tell me to get dressed. Also off putting was that the individual rooms had about a foot wide gap and the top to the next room and the entire time I could hear the guy manager of the place talking on the phone in Vietnamese.
Two places only did hj. At one of them I could sometimes convince the girl to take her tits out, but the massage itself was shittily impersonal. The other place I once got the girl to lift her shirt and pull down her pants but she was wearing a bra and panties. But their actual massage was better. By "better" I mean only that they straddle you while working your back.
There's one place by the Denver Dumb Friends League (which is an animal shelter that's existed forever, hence calling pets "dumb" because they can't talk I guess?) that does full-service. The first two times I went there, the girl was waifish and kinda uggo and hilariosly had a giant machete wound-looking scar down her back, but she did a cool thing where repeadedly during the massage she would reach underneath my pelvis to tweedle my dick. I went back there a year or so later and there was a girl named Yumi that looked like Sakura Sena. I would pay her for a 90 min. session and jizz twice and in between she would lay next to me kissing and licking my face while getting me hard again by rubbing her thigh between my legs. I started even asking for her by name, then even was calling ahead to make sure she was working that day.
... Um, I now realize you are asking for practical advice and not my "Letters to Penthouse" crazy nonsense. Sorry budday. Usually they will have prices posted. When it comes time for the business, sometimes they ask you for the tip then, sometimes they don't. I've never been to a place that like held me up for a tip afterwards, but if they don't ask, you should probably just remember on your way out to tell the girl, "Hay I fawwkin banged ya in ya cootah wit' my big fuckin' fat peckah. Mahbe I'll come back an' put my fuckin' peckah in ya butt and make it fart or sunp'in."
It's very important you let them know immediately what you are there for. Remember English is not their native language so you will need to tell them you want the "happy-wank-wank-super-time"while gesturing with your hand. They'll understand.
Tell her you want the head of your cock sucked clean off. Slide an extra 50 over and let them know you're not leaving until your cock's been sucked clean off your body.
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12 DenseMan 2016-09-11
I've been to four different places in my area (Aurora, CO).
One did nothing, it was hilarious. The lady couldn't speak english at all so when she finished and left I just layed there, thinking she was coming back. She eventually did, but only to tell me to get dressed. Also off putting was that the individual rooms had about a foot wide gap and the top to the next room and the entire time I could hear the guy manager of the place talking on the phone in Vietnamese.
Two places only did hj. At one of them I could sometimes convince the girl to take her tits out, but the massage itself was shittily impersonal. The other place I once got the girl to lift her shirt and pull down her pants but she was wearing a bra and panties. But their actual massage was better. By "better" I mean only that they straddle you while working your back.
There's one place by the Denver Dumb Friends League (which is an animal shelter that's existed forever, hence calling pets "dumb" because they can't talk I guess?) that does full-service. The first two times I went there, the girl was waifish and kinda uggo and hilariosly had a giant machete wound-looking scar down her back, but she did a cool thing where repeadedly during the massage she would reach underneath my pelvis to tweedle my dick. I went back there a year or so later and there was a girl named Yumi that looked like Sakura Sena. I would pay her for a 90 min. session and jizz twice and in between she would lay next to me kissing and licking my face while getting me hard again by rubbing her thigh between my legs. I started even asking for her by name, then even was calling ahead to make sure she was working that day.
... Um, I now realize you are asking for practical advice and not my "Letters to Penthouse" crazy nonsense. Sorry budday. Usually they will have prices posted. When it comes time for the business, sometimes they ask you for the tip then, sometimes they don't. I've never been to a place that like held me up for a tip afterwards, but if they don't ask, you should probably just remember on your way out to tell the girl, "Hay I fawwkin banged ya in ya cootah wit' my big fuckin' fat peckah. Mahbe I'll come back an' put my fuckin' peckah in ya butt and make it fart or sunp'in."
6 dassabessdoe 2016-09-11
This got me hard.
2 DenseMan 2016-09-11
Check my Etsy, I just self-published a collection of erotic sonnets.
2 TotallyNotObsi 2016-09-11
lol, one of the most common AMP names for some reason.
2 AngeloMacon 2016-09-11
You should've married her.
1 DenseMan 2016-09-11
I understood her in a way no one else ever could...
10 Amiigo7 2016-09-11
It's very important you let them know immediately what you are there for. Remember English is not their native language so you will need to tell them you want the "happy-wank-wank-super-time"while gesturing with your hand. They'll understand.
6 CharlieWaflesBR 2016-09-11
whatever you do, don't shit on the mattress
3 Dannyprecise 2016-09-11
Mattress? What high end spots are you going to?
6 EncinoEscobar 2016-09-11
Expect latent hatred
3 Monospector 2016-09-11
The ugly ones let you get more for less.
3 Ant_Sucks 2016-09-11
Ask if they have a Malaysian. Say it slowly and deliberately so they understand you perfectly.
2 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-09-11
Yes, you need tips
2 Navsies 2016-09-11
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/312/563/05d.jpg
2 check_checkerson 2016-09-11
dont touch any of their towels with ur dick
3 [deleted] 2016-09-11
Don't tell me how to run my life, sir.
1 check_checkerson 2016-09-11
I just don't want you to get aids brother🙈 good luck tho
2 eastriverdriveII 2016-09-11
make sure the sign says foot massage. My friend says that code for a happy ending.
2 Billyassman 2016-09-11
Maybe your 1st and last.
2 AntsCamera 2016-09-11
Physical violence.
2 nomorecompromise 2016-09-11
Tell her you want the head of your cock sucked clean off. Slide an extra 50 over and let them know you're not leaving until your cock's been sucked clean off your body.
2 Robert-T-Pooner 2016-09-11
How big was her cock? Decent for an Asian?
1 [deleted] 2016-09-11
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1 FuchsiaJuicer 2016-09-11
Yeah don't? Attractive Asian sex workers are rarer than true love.
1 stinkskc 2016-09-11
Where u live?
1 indeedtea 2016-09-11
What was her name?
1 Navsies 2016-09-11
Leelee? I dunno how to spell it
1 timdongow 2016-09-11
Where was this? Thats damn expensive. In Thailand a full body massage + sex is usually like $40.
1 Navsies 2016-09-11
Austin. I guess that's gentrification for ya!
1 DenseMan 2016-09-11
Re: your edit: Did... Did you tell her about your fuckin peckah?
2 DenseMan 2016-09-11
Check my Etsy, I just self-published a collection of erotic sonnets.