Attributing fake quotes to Opie is not funny and has gained no traction.

182  2016-09-11 by Mick_Mickerson

This sub is at its funniest when it is ABOVE ALL ELSE...REAL

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I agree, kind of funny to read them but I dont see it going anywhere.

It's probably started by the same people who used to refer to him as "Shelly"

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THAT!

Stick to what he's actually done/said. Such as referring to little people as "kickables."

Even then no one cares about Opie enough to cause controversey.

Opie says enough dumb shit on his own that there is no need to make up other quotes that he didn't.

Like talking about making a race of super kids?

The whole point of this sub is just to be shitheads to make each other laugh with inside jokes and references. Every now and again something funny happens in the real world bc of this /r/ (that one guy asking Opie about cakestomp on air, Big Amy's joke theft video going viral, SAMCRO losing bookings & the Antwan Kumiya saga) but for the most part it's just a bunch a assholes tugging eachothers puds trying to forget about our impending deaths.

Yeah maaan. We're just a bunch of bitter assholes tugging on each other's cocks.

Every time I see a Big Amy hate post on reddit, I know our sub still has the clout to knock a C-List celebrity off her reinforced pedestal.

And honestly, that's enough for me to get through the day without eating a bullet.

"OP is a faggot" - Gregg "Opie" Hughes

with the utmost respect to the users of this sub: At least 95 out of 100 *users do not comprehend humor beyond a one-dimensional level.

so many users got into this opie quotes bit, yet they came up with completely unbelievable garbage, that did neither fit the storyline nor at least warranted reasonable doubt from the reader.

Did Opie fucked dudes in the ass back in the 40s

Didn't stop Opie from beating the Shaqballoon dead horse.

Everybody, Opie, tell me how my beep taste.

-Bam Margera

that bit was terrible, opie must have said shaqballon every 10 second in that clip

What? Too fake for you???

Yeah, his best quotes are the real ones. "What makes the ocean salty?"

what makes the body react so strongly to ocean water

Yes that's it, couldn't remember it exactly. Thanks

Gotta admit I still laugh at it but I could see how everyone is sick of it

Some of the original ones were funny, then the hacks had to pile on. Same with the Joe stuff. The paying kids to spit into his mouth was hilarious. The rest, not so much.

This only has a chance of going somewhere if it's one thing everybody gets behind (like Antwan Kumiya) 60 different posts won't.

He says enough stupid/arrogant/medicore/stupid shit that there's no reason to make it up.

That's the bit!

Of all the legitimate stuff to hate opie about, why start making stuff up?

Are they back to announcing guests coming on the show? If so, tweeting them the cake stomp video was successful.

Agreed, this sub is dedicated to the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

Agree. it's lame as shit

It's kind of hack,to be honest with ya sniff

YES!!! THANK YOUUUU!!!

It could have worked, initially.

Taking his quotes way out of context would be way funnier.

Remember the real one where he said race mixing made people ugly a month or so ago? Nobody wanted to send that out, but they can't stop the fake ones.

Me- told you

Traction? Since when are we in the business of impressing the straphangers?

They always get a laugh out of me.

Have you ever seen borat. My wife

Did you guys invade /r/movies? There's some fucking funny comments getting downvoted about Alexis Arquette's death.

No, it would just be stuff about sending condolences to Anthony.

I'd be as funny as much of the stuff already being written.

t. Opie

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yeah there's enough video of Opie doing detestable shit...

I have to admit, I enjoy a good fake opie quote as much as Opie claims to enjoy lynchings.

"Ann Frank had it coming!" -Greorgy "Opie" Hughes

Hi Opie.

Seriously, you veteran knows believing that is horseshit

Sure thing...OPSTER!

-Opie

2 people post something that made us laugh a month ago and you get ass hurt over it? fine.

THIS!

I'm all in on the fake quotes.