too bad this marci turk bitch streamlined opie's show, as the relentless harrassing of other people, let alone show staff, is not going to happen anymore.
Give him a break, he's a foodie. "Foodie" is what it's called when you go to Guy Fieri's restaurant for a comped triple donkey bacon burger w/ cheezy truffle fries 3x a week, right?
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42 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2016-09-10
It's not just that he's fat, it's that he doesn't know or doesn't care to dress with that in mind. This is what fat cartoon characters look like.
17 CharlieWaflesBR 2016-09-10
You don't think that shirt looks good on him?
14 i_saw_nothing 2016-09-10
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
1 [deleted] 2016-09-10
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13 xaway3 2016-09-10
That's a biggun
11 Monospector 2016-09-10
Four tits and a cum catcher. Sign me up.
10 fish_flower 2016-09-10
It's not often you get named after the way you transport yourself around
3 DryTeeth 2016-09-10
Roll-Land.
Nice.
2 fish_flower 2016-09-10
I was thinking Roll-In
1 LacanZizekFreud 2016-09-10
I was thinking Roll-and Roll-and Roll-and ...
10 ObsessiveMuso 2016-09-10
Daily reminder that this fat fuck would heard Erock fat jokes and laugh so hard he would almost go into cardiac arrest.
3 TossyMcSalad 2016-09-10
too bad this marci turk bitch streamlined opie's show, as the relentless harrassing of other people, let alone show staff, is not going to happen anymore.
*punctuation
-1 johnajapanda 2016-09-10
Wrong show, wrong subreddit.
0 panjshirlion 2016-09-10
See, that I don't mind. I respect a fat guy who likes a good fat joke.
1 CharlieWaflesBR 2016-09-10
Not about him though.
8 shitdick720 2016-09-10
More like tub daddy
7 Humble_is_great 2016-09-10
There comes a time when you have to realize you need larger clothes.
3 Lish_fips89 2016-09-10
Or start wearing tents.
1 [deleted] 2016-09-10
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6 Guinness525 2016-09-10
What a monstrosity.
6 holodog 2016-09-10
He's more rendering plant than man at this point.
5 panasonictooth 2016-09-10
Space junk
5 Sippycupofpee 2016-09-10
sad
5 EYE8OPIE 2016-09-10
A real dreamboat right there
4 Mastodonald 2016-09-10
Mjib zhibzhib gooji steh zhibbi
3 LindaSpringwood 2016-09-10
He's got a lil' belly on 'im
3 PharoahFaucet 2016-09-10
Oswald Cobblepot in worse clothes.
3 SpaceCaseBassFace 2016-09-10
I wonder what haunts Roland to the point of killing himself with food like this.
3 DryTeeth 2016-09-10
You'd think he has a powerful lust for gay sex or something...
But this is probably just a case of a glutton being a glutton because he has no fucking self control. He just eats because that's what he likes.
3 JoeCumiaSr 2016-09-10
Disgusting piece of shit.
3 Jackatard 2016-09-10
Roland has a six pack of double D tits.
2 Warack 2016-09-10
He could work as like a Cronut Troll. Children would love to watch him running around giggling and eating cronuts
1 MicrowaveYourFork 2016-09-10
"eebee, hehehehe! deebee delicious hehehehehehe!"
2 spicysandwich80 2016-09-10
Moar like grub daddy or sumptin, tsssss
2 hickorysmoked1 2016-09-10
I always wondered why they got on e-rock about being fat, when Roland has always been at least twice his size.
2 boofk 2016-09-10
Because Roland is crazy dude. You better not piss him off or watch out!
2 DryTeeth 2016-09-10
It's like his tits have a set of lower-hanging tits.
Between him and Gregg, there has got to be at least 38 pounds of male breast meat in that room. Grotesque.
2 dave72988 2016-09-10
Mustard tiger
2 _barnacle_ 2016-09-10
I like that photo of him where he looks really wide eyed at the camera
2 Billyassman 2016-09-10
Nurse take this piece of shit back to the day room.
2 doxxbrown 2016-09-10
You can't fit in clothes from a regular store anymore, dummy. Shop at Casual Male XL like every other fat fuck.
2 Dagidugidai 2016-09-10
I've never seen a pig voluntarily make itself into a sausage before
1 [deleted] 2016-09-10
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2 CharlieWaflesBR 2016-09-10
It says Scrub Daddy, the sponge brand. Now the reason he's wearing that? Who the fuck knows.
1 Mikekekeke 2016-09-10
He looks like The Thing if it tried to turn into Louis CK and the short guy from American Pickers at the same time.
0 [deleted] 2016-09-10
"Crossed with" or "had sex with" still work great, fella.
1 Mikekekeke 2016-09-10
But I saw The Thing a few days ago and I really enjoyed it.
~Knickers Alt Account (Gold Please)
0 [deleted] 2016-09-10
Didjoonotiiiiiicccceee that at the eeennnddd, Macready hands the black guy a jug of.....Oooh I don't want to spoil it for anyone!
1 Mikekekeke 2016-09-10
MacCready was the Thing from the beginning and his real name was Todd Hillier! Prank caller prank caller!
1 CharlieWaflesBR 2016-09-10
What a bunch of faggots.
1 [deleted] 2016-09-10
Thank God you were home on a Saturday night to call us out.
1 JohnQNo1 2016-09-10
Thats alot of soap
1 [deleted] 2016-09-10
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1 mikelp1973 2016-09-10
He's more human than human.
1 [deleted] 2016-09-10
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1 LeVampire1992 2016-09-10
Looks like he smells like dirty laundry room floor
1 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2016-09-10
He certainly isn't a pedestrian he's more like an anchor of fat shit.
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1 CookieHaid 2016-09-10
He's becoming Uncle Paul.
1 ucfgavin 2016-09-10
good god
1 ScarletNumbers 2016-09-10
Was he ever?
1 TunesianKnifeFighter 2016-09-10
He should just be put down at this point. It's a mercy kill.
1 nothing_mattress 2016-09-10
STOP BUYING MEDIUMS
2 cstack18 2016-09-10
That's for sure an XL
1 Humble_is_great 2016-09-10
Theres no chance that size doesn't have at least 2 X's in it.
1 DenseMan 2016-09-10
Give him a break, he's a foodie. "Foodie" is what it's called when you go to Guy Fieri's restaurant for a comped triple donkey bacon burger w/ cheezy truffle fries 3x a week, right?
0 NashuaDan 2016-09-10
Might be time to switch to XXL there, chubs.
7 DryTeeth 2016-09-10
Switch to XXL? More like ditch the XXL and start look for fucking moo-moo's, pool covers and boat tarps.
He's got to be 330lbs., and what, 5'6? What a repugnant creature.
-1 i_saw_nothing 2016-09-10
"Boat tarps" is fucking funny.
I know you're not supposed to say "this is funny" on reddit so...
Roland is fat.
3 DryTeeth 2016-09-10
Roll-Land.
Nice.