Pete Davidson, Colin Jost, Vic Henley and Jim Jefferies scheduled.

Strap in kids.

This was just tweeted, then deleted by @opieradio, once I clicked the link it was gone and wasn't able to screen shot. Tasteless. http://m.imgur.com/34Bz1VR

Opening the show with the Johnny Cash cover of "Heart of Gold," obviously alluding to the fact that all Jews care about is money, maybe one of the more clever and let's be honest, daring, opening song choices for the Opester.

(I'm on a 4 minute delay due to the app)

7:07 Me: "Me and Vic Henley were just babbling and not ready for the song to end." VIC HENLEY AND I GREGG

7:08 Me: "I never thought it was fair the prisoners in San Quentin had such great seats." (to see Johnny Cash)

Vic with some useless tidbit about some prisoner that was there.

Me: "that's the beauty of the internet, let's see where we can go with this" the Opester is getting a little excited.

7:11 Me: "armed robbery, that isn't that bad, is it Vic?"

7:13 Me: "I'm always amazed at people that fuck (a good opportunity) up" shots fired?

(Killing some time with another Johnny Cash song)

Opie just sounds happy he has someone, anyone... to talk to.

7:18 Me: "it was a fun show yesterday... We stepped up and made it work!" I think he actually believes this.

Vic Henley is an unamusing and considerably less likeable Cliff Claven "it's a little known fact..."

Opie keeps calling Charles Manson, Marilyn... Has to be corrected by Vic. Then we get a return of the "Opie Twitter voice"

7:24 Me: "didn't get a chance to see the end of the game last night.." when have you ever done show prep Opie?

7:26 Vic "Oklahoma had a kicker in the 70's..." Did they? Then, I shit you not, "teams need a hero, not a zero" ew

7:28 Me: "the defense was really why they won that game..." That's what you say when you just want to sound like you kinda know what your talking about, not fooling me tits.

7:29 Vic talks about Auburn, like 98% of the country gives a fuck

thirty minutes in, not one joke, amusing anecdote, or even a "bit" a lot of laughing though, which is making me unreasonably angry.

7:33 Still talking about Auburn... Now talking about his Mom's relationship with football.

7:34 Vic "my mom still drives..." Remember when Bill Burr said the same thing about his grandmother? Sigh

7:36 Me: "I've never seen a color combination (on a car) I didn't like"

7:38 Still talking about his mom and football, this is something you tell a family friend not an audience of hundreds.

Sounds like one of the comedians already dropped out, Jefferies is still coming in.

7:40 Me: "I really like Jim's gun control material" passive aggressive cunt

9/11 mattress commercial, sure to be followed by comedic gold

7:42 Me: "when she's done with her shpiel" (just a nod, in Yiddish)

7:44 Me: "they want to kill fatty," then Vic does a little improv character and totally kills it! (He doesn't)

7:46 Vic: "Auschwitz mattress sale..." Just a coincidence I'm sure

Jim Jefferies in studio, maybe it'll get better.

7:48 Me: "Ohhhhh. Myyyyyy. Gawwwd." Twenty years of radio

Jim Jefferies is telling a story about Roland trying to fuck a chick... Okay, I'm interested

7:51 Roland asked Jim Jefferies to call a woman's son that he was trying to fuck (I assume the woman) that was smoking pot, and tell him not to, so he could get laid.

7:54 Me: "wait, wait" almost a HOLD ON HOLD ON

7:56 Me: "me and Anthony" ANTHONY AND I (twenty years of public speaking)

Big laugh about pedophiles, another mention of the Holocaust... Vic has to jump in during maybe the first laugh (by Jefferies) with "...i like it!" Good, glad you did, Vic

8:01 strap in, ME: "her mole has a moon!" Dead. Silence. He never dissapoints

*First Break*

No one should start off their day like this.

*And we're back!*

Pete Davidson and Colin Jost are in.

8:18 Me: "we were going to wait for you (Pete) but we just couldn't, it was too good!" No Opie, you ran out of shit to talk about, of course you wait for him to come in.

The way Opie just said "world star" with "hip-hop" at the end... Holy shit

8:23 Opie went for a joke, barely, went about like you'd expect.

Now talking about Ann Coulter

8:25 more laughing at nothing by Vic

8:27 not surprisingly, no one likes Ann Coulter in studio.

8:31 Opie breaking down women and men's sense of humors. Brilliant. (It's not)

8:33 caller... Saying nonsense, Pete "WHY DID WE NEED TO HALT AND TAKE THIS CALL"

Opie trying to defend himself, saying the call screener put something different.

8:35 caller... a real regular Joe, anyone would have cut him off by now... Opie's trying to salvage taking the call

Cuts off Opie, keeps rambling, Opie takes it.

8:38 Jefferies "I watched 11 seasons of the Apprentice I gave him a chance" ugh, he's better than this

8:40 Jefferies and Pete say they like Obama, ME: "but he sucks at basketball"

I don't know how much more of this I can take.

Playing some trailer about Obama and Michelle's first date. Jefferies is carrying the room so far. Only one good line so far by Pete...

8:47 Jefferies is saying how he'd like to see Bill as the first man, the original comedic stylings of Jim Jefferies

8:48 Jost tells a confusing anecdote, it bombs horribly

Kangaroo talk!

8:50 Australia is crazy! Right guys?!

Almost to the second break, I had a small hope Jefferies and Davidson would at least be interesting, I was wrong. If anything happens of any significance the last hour I'll post it here. I wouldn't count on that happening.