Toucher Answers bout being on O&A subreddit

43  2016-09-09 by MilesDavisRose

65 comments

Let's welcome the mouth breathers from the New England area who haven't heard Opie's name in 20 years, who are checking us out now.

Beeernie and Phyls! Quality! Comfort! Price! That's nice.

the first fat girl i ever fucked went to prom with Bernie and Phyl's grandson.

What high school? Because at my brother's HS graduation there were rumors that Bernie & Phyl were there to see their grandkid graduate.

it was some Jew-y private school I think, but who knows?

The fattie might.... :/

she wont talk to me anymore, sadly. she's such a slut her boyfriend doesnt allow her to talk to any men out of abject fear of her sucking their cock.

Contact info?

Welcome! Fuck the Red Sox and the Patriots!

mouth breathers? ever heard of MIT bro?

you're football team sucks

*your

You've proved my point.

Figures you have an awful accent to go along with your awful personality.

Nobody defending Opie ever says something like "Hey, Opie is one of the most talented and funniest broadcasters ever." It's always something about how nice he has been to them, or how he helped their career. Even Jimmy and Sam defended him saying he is the reason thy have a career. Everyone knows he lacks talent.

Yeah, he basically said 'he didn't jocktober us so we like him, he's nice'

"I got sent a link yesterday."

No you didn't. You've been upvoting Opie Tit photoshops and BroJoe kidspit posts like the rest of us

LOL he's baldopie

oh god that would be awesome

Freddie thinks we're funny

That's nice. We should probably still ruin his life.

I appreciate the caller's attempt at getting them to trash Opie.

These guys were always good eggs.

We like these guys right?

I know sports talk is meh, but they were good in the old days when they just did a show.

I don't know them, but based on the fact that he reads here and he handled the call well and even gave us props on being funny makes him OK in my book.

Toucher and Rich was a pretty funny show before they had to change to sports talk.

I miss when they'd fuck with Adolpho. That dude was a fucking train wreck.

He was their Erock.

Link my ass.

Toucher is u/i_hate_knickers

I was actually thinking of writing that.

two hacks in a pod. I used a cliche to call someone a hack.

It's only hack if you actually do it. Like rape.

Literally.

What did you get linked, faggot?

He was just saying that to cover his ass. You know he reads this shit on the reg.

remember that was nortons excuse when that holdonholdon thing happened

Yep it's never even "I saw some link and I clicked on it". It's always "someone sent it to me, what could I do?"

Love how the caller threw in a terrestrial-friendly "Opie stinks"

Someone needs to send this to Opie. He won't acknowledge watching it, but at least we'll know that it ruined his day a little bit.

Guarantee he saw it minutes after it posted.

It's kind of weird that Fred looks younger these days while the years have not been kind to Rich. Maybe he needs to go talk Fred's hair doctor.

I would bet you that this is the most popular website for people in radio. How could they not check it out?

were you really in such a rush that you couldn't finish "about" properly?

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Love T&R. In all honest, and I've said this in the past on here, they are the only other show other than O&A I've liked. Before the change to sports radio, they did a similar basic talk radio. Funny shit. They would be amazing on satellite doing a regular talk show again, and I would become a daily listener again, I just can't deal with the sports stuff so much.

Tss you should just go ahead and marry them sumthin

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No one is going to do anything to these guys. Settle down.

Yeah I don't know them but his response was fine especially given that he was on air and I assume his fan base might not line up perfectly with us. He basically just gave a disclaimer to listeners that the sub is volatile, which is fair, and then said it was funny, also fair. I also don't believe for a second that someone had "just sent him a link", homeboy was straight up browsing. That was him covering his ass.

Who/Under what context would you link this sub to someone? "Hey friend, check this place out... these guys are a hoot!". The answer is no one and never. He acknowledged that we're funny, and by him personally knowing Opie and Anthony it's probably even more funny reading the ridiculous shit people post here. Since Opie and Anthony went on to find more success than Toucher and Rich, reading awful shit about them must feel great. Also since we frequently trash podcasts, radio shows and comedians here, it's not a bad idea to check it once in a while to see if they're a potential target of our hatred and filth.

Honestly they seem pretty under the radar as far as getting trashed on here. I had never even heard of them, and based on the comments people seemed to like them and then they transitioned into sports talk so interest was mostly lost.

I imagine he reads it strictly for the lols (and very slight amount of breaking radio news). Similar to why a lot of comedians lurk here on the DL too. This place may be mean, but it's overall pulse on "funny" is pretty solid. If you have ever ventured over to subs like r/standup r/standupshots or even just r/funny the typical user there has the sense of humor of a female college freshman combined with a 25 year old white knight who thinks liking Starwars is nerd culture and hip. Newsflash, faggot, almost every adult male born from 1945 on thinks Starwars is good.

As far as linking this sub to someone, I have only done it a couple times to people I have know from playing online games for over a decade now, and we constantly bash each other in mean spirited ways, so they get the vibe. I only send them the highlights anyways, like the big fights and footage of ant being super weird with dani, the sue lightning saga, Antwan Kumiya, etc. I couldn't Imagine sending it to one of my normal RL freinds.

Opie and Anthony were already big when Toucher and Rich came on the air. But they've always had O&A's back, and they used to do joint shows and events together.

They're good eggs. Save it for the deserving.

He does the classic scratch your head tell

STEEEVE

U/blahblahblahdopes is so gay for Toucher

You couldn't even do that right. Faggot.

You're so gay for Toucher, dude

I bet you have to push down on your fat to pop your dick out before you jerk it to rent boys. Faggot.

You're incredibly gay for Toucher

It's not even fun because you are so unfunny.

You haven't established yourself to be that humorous either mate

This is exactly what I'm talking about. You are boring.

At least I'm not totally queer for Toucher.

I understand he isn't your type, and you are only into black men. And you are an unfunny repeating faggot.

"Unfunny" is subjective. And yes, I love some black cock.

who are these turds and why does this asshole have to dig so hard to answer a question.

Opie can be nice and still stink.

He was just saying that to cover his ass. You know he reads this shit on the reg.

remember that was nortons excuse when that holdonholdon thing happened

the first fat girl i ever fucked went to prom with Bernie and Phyl's grandson.