Got a neckbeard buddy that has one. He waits till his mom's in the garage smoking her Marlboro Golds and drags it down the hallway to the bathroom where he gives her a warm bath so she "feels more real." Then he takes her back to his lair and gives her the business.
I've never seen it but it was some kind of prototype he got for cheap. He's got a girlfriend that doesn't put out, but has descended into a state of neckbeard disrepair it's all he'll ever catch.
I agree with you. I've been lucky enough to not be desperate enough to need something like that. Just saw you on Twitter complaining that everyone was calling you a fag.
Out of the hundred times or so I went out drinking with my gay friend, I found a girl willing to fuck me like 4 maybe 5 times, he found a dick like 75 times (no, not mine). It's not like we went out looking to get laid either. It was so amazingly simple for him, basically "Oh, you're gay, so am I... I live right around the corner"
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10 swanal 2016-09-09
Got a neckbeard buddy that has one. He waits till his mom's in the garage smoking her Marlboro Golds and drags it down the hallway to the bathroom where he gives her a warm bath so she "feels more real." Then he takes her back to his lair and gives her the business.
I've never seen it but it was some kind of prototype he got for cheap. He's got a girlfriend that doesn't put out, but has descended into a state of neckbeard disrepair it's all he'll ever catch.
I for one welcome our real doll overlords!
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2 bonecrushingkisses 2016-09-09
Whatever faggot. There, add me to the list.
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1 bonecrushingkisses 2016-09-09
I agree with you. I've been lucky enough to not be desperate enough to need something like that. Just saw you on Twitter complaining that everyone was calling you a fag.
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2 bonecrushingkisses 2016-09-09
Ahhh you got me
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2 JoeCumiaSr 2016-09-09
Is it more pathetic than spending several hours a day trolling twitter and reddit while collecting welfare?
5 CasinoIndian 2016-09-09
Why is there only one male doll?
7 dude_relaxe 2016-09-09
Apparently gay guys fuck all the time, so there isn't a need for more
3 carribbeanjimmy 2016-09-09
Out of the hundred times or so I went out drinking with my gay friend, I found a girl willing to fuck me like 4 maybe 5 times, he found a dick like 75 times (no, not mine). It's not like we went out looking to get laid either. It was so amazingly simple for him, basically "Oh, you're gay, so am I... I live right around the corner"
5 eastriverdriveII 2016-09-09
next to the squatty potty it's about the only thing that makes me feel young anymore.
5 beleca 2016-09-09
If you have enough money for a real doll, then you have enough money for a gun and some bullets. I think we all know what you must do.
7 RonBengtan 2016-09-09
Yep. Shoot Opie. Be a hero. Get conjugals with some dead eyed whore you marry through the mail.
4 K1bbler 2016-09-09
You would be the first person to own a real doll that just wants to be friends.
3 JoeCumiaSr 2016-09-09
I'm feeling this Brazillian although the asshole could certainly use some texture.
3 sanfrancisco69er 2016-09-09
Just looked these up...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukok0oeIFoQ
wow...thats pretty creepy and sad, lol
3 JoeCumiaSr 2016-09-09
It's PFG IMO
3 carrotfacedbitch 2016-09-09
Wait 2 years until VR is mainstream, you'll be able to just fuck a pumpkin and save on storage space.
2 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-09-09
I thought you were talking about American Girl dolls or some shit and were going to call us faggots.
1 JoeCumiaSr 2016-09-09
did ya?
1 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-09-09
Yep, call me old fashioned but the only stiff, cold and lifeless thing I would ever fuck is an unconscious sorority girl.
2 JoeCumiaSr 2016-09-09
Fuck off... you wouldn't fuck a real doll? Are you gay?
2 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-09-09
I might... if this conversation were taking place in the 50's. swim walk
2 JoeCumiaSr 2016-09-09
I thought you were talking about American Girl dolls or some shit and were going to call us faggots.
3 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-09-09
Nah man, back in the 50's they used to call dames gals and dolls it was a gay old time, ya see.
1 JoeCumiaSr 2016-09-09
did ya?
2 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-09-09
I might... if this conversation were taking place in the 50's. swim walk
2 JoeCumiaSr 2016-09-09
I thought you were talking about American Girl dolls or some shit and were going to call us faggots.
7 dude_relaxe 2016-09-09
Apparently gay guys fuck all the time, so there isn't a need for more
2 bonecrushingkisses 2016-09-09
Whatever faggot. There, add me to the list.
2 JoeCumiaSr 2016-09-09
Is it more pathetic than spending several hours a day trolling twitter and reddit while collecting welfare?