cool heterosexual man gets cool tattoo of joe rogan

32  2016-09-09 by whydontUlovemeLyndsi

36 comments

I hope he steps on a landmine in South America trying to find ayahuasca.

why the fuck do you know what ayahuasca is?

Because we're educated, stupid.

I don't know what that one is though

Thats a strange question

i was hoping someone would riff off that

apparently ayahuasca is a touchy subject

that's embarrassing

He's a faaaaaag

A salut

He needs to do some squats to make the head life sized.

Fast forward 10 years:

"hey, what's that dark blob on your thigh?"

"It used to be a tattoo of the host of Fear Factor"

"WTF is Fear Factor?"

"..."

Fuckings Roy Destroy.

What do you even tell people when they ask wtf is on your leg? And I thought proudboys was bad..

your getting blown look down and see Joe Rogan what do you do?

Cum faster?

Dad, who's tattoo is on your leg?

Well, he's a guy who smokes weed and does karate.

Really?

Yeah, but he also hosted a show where people ate weird stuff, like cow semen.

Proud Boy-levels of retardation.

Well he's got the right height. Now he just has to wait for those upcoming paychecks so he can get the rest of the body done.

It's a appropriate knee pad for sucking cock

It looks like he did it himself.

At least it's in a normal location

Creepy gay and dumb.

In 2 years when you realize the mistake you made what do you try to turn it into?

He could just turn it in to a big 8 ball. What a fag

Random Girl: You must really like pool. No I'm a fag.

Can't wait to see just what the fuck can be done with that tat on an upcoming episode of Tattoo Nightmares. Seriously, how the fuck could you cover such a giant dark blob of a tattoo like that? Add to that the awkward location of it - a portrait style tat on the upper leg?

If you watch that show and see him can you post it?

So how many cocks have you sucked, fag?

I didnt know Joe Rogan had his own franchise of Proudboys™

#NoWomen

You must quickly name 5 ju-jitsu submissions whilst other RogaineBoys tickle your scrotum(with their tounges)

We venerate the snake-oil salesman!!

We venerate big black dick!!

We love & respect on-the-downlow-bathhouse culture!

#RogaineBoys

They're called the pound boys, for obvious reasons.

You know Rogan secretly loves having insecure and impressionable young boys doing things like this. I wouldn't be surprised if this gains him a spot in Rogan's quack pack. Step aside Callen, a younger boy will worship me now.

Oh no you forgot not to do that..........sucker

Nice slim jim legs you fucking queer, try doing some squats.

The tattoo is pretty gay too.

I thought it was his arm at first.

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APREL FAALLLSS!!!

No? ouch.

That's not even fair to his left leg. The right is so much more powerful now.