Columbo trivia, soy sauce hair, veneers on your teeth, racist rants, punches to the ribs, endless Seinfeld reruns, quotes from movies that are over 25 years old, karaoke with high-powered weapons, Xanax, beer, shrivelled tranny cock and mild celebrity.
Off topic, but I just remembered a movie I think you might like. Have you seen Excision? It's more of a dark comedy than anything, but one of the few movies where the ending stuck with me for days.
Someone already covered ass to mouth so that's taken care of. She'll probably enjoy lots of anal sex and call her a cunt while you do it. And nowadays no really does mean yes so no matter what she says just forge ahead with what you want to do.
Just be kinda silly and make fun of shit and dont take things too seriously...if there was ever a chance in the first place the only way you could mess it up is by trying too hard. Just be kinda funny like you would be if she wasnt there and she'll be into it, barring you arent a total sociopath...the "make her a mixtape" type advice i here is kind of awful...accept that it might not work out and thats totally fine and dont overthink it....I really just gave serious dating advice on the internet, I should be killed
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10 i_saw_nothing 2016-09-09
Karaoke, Clockwork Orange, MASH reruns, and hot tubs.
Do you have a pistol you can drunkenly misplace? That's always endearing to the millennials.
8 Jackatard 2016-09-09
Columbo trivia, soy sauce hair, veneers on your teeth, racist rants, punches to the ribs, endless Seinfeld reruns, quotes from movies that are over 25 years old, karaoke with high-powered weapons, Xanax, beer, shrivelled tranny cock and mild celebrity.
6 schmuckOnWheels 2016-09-09
ass to mouth
2 Binski13 2016-09-09
Good point but How do I get from point A to M do they like the Jonas brothers and Daft Punk?
6 fish_flower 2016-09-09
pics of their tits posted here
4 Billyassman 2016-09-09
Tattoo Proud Boy on your neck .
1 Binski13 2016-09-09
During mid-coitus should I call her U-U-UHURU?
4 dolan_the_rapper 2016-09-09
Vic Henley and ass to mouth
3 3stepsbackward 2016-09-09
Take her on a date to Anthony's studio to meet Big A.
2 Binski13 2016-09-09
Finally I'll be the 2nd most attractive person there
3 Jaeromaru 2016-09-09
Somebody who isn't 30
2 Binski13 2016-09-09
The 25 year old a month ago and this girl would disagree. Guy that acts like Opie and gets defensive over a joke
2 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-09-09
Surprise sex
1 Binski13 2016-09-09
With a hammer or screw driver!?
2 cbanks420lol 2016-09-09
RAPE.
Nah, where you taking her to? Restaurant? Movie?
2 Binski13 2016-09-09
She doesn't drink so I'm going to a venue where there is 4 restaurants and a comedy club and will probaly get roasted by a local comedian
3 cbanks420lol 2016-09-09
What kind of music you think she's into? Music is a big deal for broads, look on her facebook or whatever and make a playlist for driving her there.
12 Binski13 2016-09-09
Good call I was thinking of just putting on Goodbye Horses on repeat until we got there
8 GRIZx 2016-09-09
dont forget to change your ringtone to the UNSOLVED MYSTERIES theme song.
1 dassabessdoe 2016-09-09
Off topic, but I just remembered a movie I think you might like. Have you seen Excision? It's more of a dark comedy than anything, but one of the few movies where the ending stuck with me for days.
Edit: link
1 GRIZx 2016-09-09
I'll have to check it out, I just watched Baskin and Anti Birth, both were really fucking good. Might do another horror night soon.
3 cbanks420lol 2016-09-09
Is she a senator's chubby daughter? If so stick to that.
4 Binski13 2016-09-09
I had plans of loading her in the back of my van so it's possible
1 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2016-09-09
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-W6K5Kyd1U
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2 cbanks420lol 2016-09-09
How old are you? Chicks dig music. He should play the type of music she likes. I'm not saying make her a fucking mixtape, grandpa.
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2 DaveNone 2016-09-09
Someone already covered ass to mouth so that's taken care of. She'll probably enjoy lots of anal sex and call her a cunt while you do it. And nowadays no really does mean yes so no matter what she says just forge ahead with what you want to do.
2 Binski13 2016-09-09
Exactly what I was thinking bitches now days love rape
2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-09-09
Just be kinda silly and make fun of shit and dont take things too seriously...if there was ever a chance in the first place the only way you could mess it up is by trying too hard. Just be kinda funny like you would be if she wasnt there and she'll be into it, barring you arent a total sociopath...the "make her a mixtape" type advice i here is kind of awful...accept that it might not work out and thats totally fine and dont overthink it....I really just gave serious dating advice on the internet, I should be killed
1 Binski13 2016-09-09
And it's good advice too thanks sweety 😚
2 BatKnuckles 2016-09-09
father figures
1 Binski13 2016-09-09
More like big brother figures and I'm down for roleplaying r/incest
2 Knightscribe 2016-09-09
Big dicks and emotional abuse.
1 Binski13 2016-09-09
Did you say curved dicks and emotional abuse? cause I can do that.
1 [deleted] 2016-09-09
Rohypnol and homphobia.
1 Binski13 2016-09-09
I'll look into it thanks. How quick does that get out of the blood stream?
3 [deleted] 2016-09-09
If you dose her correctly, for the rest of her short, short, life.
1 [deleted] 2016-09-09
Listening to Opieradio
1 Nulltor 2016-09-09
Rohypnol
-3 telepepper 2016-09-09
6 year difference.. I hope she sees you for the retard you really are.
3 CharlieWaflesBR 2016-09-09
You're telling me you wouldn't go on a date or fuck a 24 year old? Just shuddup.
3 Binski13 2016-09-09
ME: Thank youuuu
-1 telepepper 2016-09-09
I'm sayin i wouldn't call her a kid or come here for advice.. So suck a fuck you faggot.
I can downvote too you fuckass
10 Fat_People_Hydra 2016-09-09
fellas fellas you're all a bunch of peckas, settle down
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2 telepepper 2016-09-09
;)
3 CharlieWaflesBR 2016-09-09
I appreciate you editing your original comment to tell me that. I would've never guessed that was you.
1 Binski13 2016-09-09
She will eventually, but until then....
-1 telepepper 2016-09-09
I'm sayin i wouldn't call her a kid or come here for advice.. So suck a fuck you faggot.
I can downvote too you fuckass
3 Binski13 2016-09-09
ME: Thank youuuu
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