"I don't even KNOW who they are! Why are they so obsessed with me, Jocktober was some dumb throwaway bit from years ago when the show was in a different place. It was just a bit, and if they really know what radio is all about then those obsessed jocks would understand."
Opie: "Let's go to the phones, we've got Seth Snaggletits from Manhattan on the line."
Seth Snaggletits: "Listen, jerky. There's some goblin looking half-breed out on my lawn screaming about niggers and Hillary Clinton. This was the emergency contact number that was provided. So come and claim him because your radio show needs it!"
"Hello?"
"Yes?"
"Is this the Opie Show?"
"Yeeeeesssss?"
"Well my name is Ray D'iO Poopah Doo. I listened to your show and i was less than thrilled with the quality"
"Oh God NOOOOOOO!"
BAHhumdibbidibhumbodowmahhumdibbidibhumbodow
The sad thing is they have a deeper commitment to entertaining their audience than playing boring clips and then moaning into the mic how much they hate the bit and then yelling about how radio sucks.
Todd is terrible, but he busts his ass for his audience. Bob and Tom are fucking horrible, but they also have the show that is consistently what the fans want. I hate defending them, but they work hard and care about their shows.
Opies "prank" on the woman requesting a Roy Orbison song this morning and his inability to even make it remotely funny is exactly what every other morning show should be queuing up right now for October 1st. She lobbed him a softball and fat-tits at the bat still struck out.
47 comments
84 BMoneyCPA 2016-09-08
Terry Clifford: "Jesus Christ, this soccer mom has bigger tits than I do."
41 iamcolinquim 2016-09-08
"how does this fuckhole stll have a jayhb?"
22 Jaeromaru 2016-09-08
"I may be a flatso but at least I'm supposed to have breasts."
9 holodog 2016-09-08
"I was down at the Loose Caboose this weekend and their pancakes were less floppy than Opie's chest!"
7 truthie 2016-09-08
Oh jeeruhmee!
11 bonniesretardsister 2016-09-08
I'd eat her ass if she Jocktober'ed him.
3 havingmadfun 2016-09-08
Shit this would be her time to destroy opie
2 dfuller39 2016-09-08
backtits
58 EskimoEscrow 2016-09-08
I gotta Tit on my house!
26 Leofan7 2016-09-08
Scott Shannon would destroy them.
19 EskimoEscrow 2016-09-08
That damn nagle kid
8 Muted_Post-Horn 2016-09-08
That fat little nagel kid, I was NICE to 'im!
52 ObsessiveMuso 2016-09-08
'Why are they doing this to me I'VE NEVER MET THESE FAHKIN' GUYS! IT'S CREEPY!'
39 I-take-beast-shits 2016-09-08
"I don't even KNOW who they are! Why are they so obsessed with me, Jocktober was some dumb throwaway bit from years ago when the show was in a different place. It was just a bit, and if they really know what radio is all about then those obsessed jocks would understand."
7 Beezlebrodie 2016-09-08
*Jocghktober
5 stinkskc 2016-09-08
sniiiiiiffffff
46 CoolerKing37 2016-09-08
"We're two guys who think Opie is poor at his job!"
29 RacistPigeon 2016-09-08
We're thousands who agree
29 itrits 2016-09-08
It would make me so happy if Todd did it.
40 TheFatMosque 2016-09-08
"So there's this faggot Gregg Hughes that's been talking shit for the last 10 years..."
26 bonniesretardsister 2016-09-08
Opie: "Let's go to the phones, we've got Seth Snaggletits from Manhattan on the line."
Seth Snaggletits: "Listen, jerky. There's some goblin looking half-breed out on my lawn screaming about niggers and Hillary Clinton. This was the emergency contact number that was provided. So come and claim him because your radio show needs it!"
2 hookahreed 2016-09-08
I thought the Phone Scams were fictitious scenarios.
1 Bick_Bickerson 2016-09-08
That didn't happen, sir.
22 TittyMtnhighway 2016-09-08
"Hello?" "Yes?" "Is this the Opie Show?" "Yeeeeesssss?" "Well my name is Ray D'iO Poopah Doo. I listened to your show and i was less than thrilled with the quality" "Oh God NOOOOOOO!" BAHhumdibbidibhumbodowmahhumdibbidibhumbodow
1 carribbeanjimmy 2016-09-08
Shubbadubbadubba
11 FrunkisOA 2016-09-08
Someone who knows how to do it should cut up today's show, like Sam would for jocktober... Let's hand it to them on a silver platter
2 stinkskc 2016-09-08
I second this
2 racemic_mixture 2016-09-08
I like the idea but I'm not doing it. I already put in my part this morning. A man can only take so much.
9 TriangleDimes 2016-09-08
The sad thing is they have a deeper commitment to entertaining their audience than playing boring clips and then moaning into the mic how much they hate the bit and then yelling about how radio sucks.
1 TrackSuitVos 2016-09-08
Todd is terrible, but he busts his ass for his audience. Bob and Tom are fucking horrible, but they also have the show that is consistently what the fans want. I hate defending them, but they work hard and care about their shows.
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8 Ironhawk05 2016-09-08
oh that would be great!
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5 OswaldTheLucky 2016-09-08
Opies "prank" on the woman requesting a Roy Orbison song this morning and his inability to even make it remotely funny is exactly what every other morning show should be queuing up right now for October 1st. She lobbed him a softball and fat-tits at the bat still struck out.
4 Lilcumia 2016-09-08
Jocktobering TACS would be hilarious. Like they did with Scorches show. I'm surprised Ant went with the Scorch format after what he said about it.
3 racemic_mixture 2016-09-08
I'm not really into Jocktobering TACS, it would be like kicking a man while he's down and has cancer.
3 ScorchIsMyHero 2016-09-08
Yes, the REAL spirit of O&A!
4 PassProtect15 2016-09-08
Can we be like prep burger for these awful shows?
4 QuantumDice 2016-09-08
"This is pretty fucking bad radio. I should know! I make PFGTV!"
Scorch, 10/11/2016
3 chiponmy_shoulder 2016-09-08
All I know is Opie's got a pair of pendulous double D's on him that are ripe for suckin' on while I tug my peckah
2 fish_flower 2016-09-08
this is a brilliant idea but radio guys could never pull it off
It would need to be a comedian steering the ship and having past jocktobered radio guys on with him
2 MilesDavisRose 2016-09-08
all those 10,000 fugitives that are going get Opiester
2 Guybroman 2016-09-08
The problem is nobody has more than five minutes in between Miley Cyrus or The Steve Miller Band to talk about anything
1 Bick_Bickerson 2016-09-08
Side note - Steve Miller is a talentless piece of fucking shit.
2 Mr702law 2016-09-08
She should really just do a podcast
2 TankRizzo 2016-09-08
"Ayand puhhnt."
2 phlammo 2016-09-08
Nobody even knows it exists.
2 jokopolis 2016-09-08
The cool guy tried to tell us
2 MedicatedHead 2016-09-08
Without Vic Henley he's a nobody.
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8 Muted_Post-Horn 2016-09-08
That fat little nagel kid, I was NICE to 'im!