Dassabesdo just shittin and dyin.

When he poops it looks like he's just growing a tail.

Like a Manx Cat, as Morton is known to say over and over again.

He'll end up like that dude on the Sopranos....or Elvis.

No lie this is an absolute debacle. I listened to this for my ride into work and the show is an absolute disaster.

He was forced to bring Denny and Club Soda Kenny in there with him since he's unable to run a show on his own. Chris D arrived later too for support.

Here's the real kicker about Sherrod not showing up - Sherrod told Opie to never book him the night after Race Wars, yet Opie still did it because he needs as many life rafts around him on the air to keep the show afloat.

My commute is 45 minutes - there was nothing of substance discussed. Opie yelled at Denny for not knowing how to run a bit that involved Chris D, and they kept trying to throw it to break but couldn't.

Opie's such a fucking prick to Denny. I hate him. Denny is king!

At least Opie lets him on the air - and its almost ALWAYS when Mr. Morton is out. And, yes, Denny is king.

/u/dennyislife !!!

What's so special about Denny? I don't listen/pay enough attention to know about these peripheral twerps.

The Piss Lord is not a twerp

Denny is hardly peripheral.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSB-FeW8lGM&feature=youtu.be&t=31m29s

Fighting for his life.

He chokes as bad as Fez, but is still able to formulate some semblance of words to ramble incoherently and fill what would otherwise be dead air.

He's still gonna have 3 or 4 people in there at all times, someone's getting pulled in there even if it's the janitor, a producer or anyone unfortunate enough to walk by the studio. Dude would shut it down and go home before he would do it alone. As much as he likes taking calls it looks like he could just carry on conversations with the callers like 95% of other radio show hosts do.

He's got nothing.

Haha. Nice callback to Opie's pathetic ME ME ME.

I'm really not exaggerating when I say that he is the worst person in radio. Because in all actuality he probably is. He has been doing this since he was fawwwkin 18 years old and has hosted his own show for many years, but he shits his pants at even the slightest possibility that he will have to talk, alone, into a microphone, for even a few seconds. That is beyond pathetic.

Find any local radio show around the world. Even the most boring or hackiest hosts can still do a show on their own. But Gregg can't. He is a radio host who can't host his own radio show.

He never had a right to call out other shows for being shitty. Because at least they can do their jobs, even if its not everyone's cup of tea. Gregg literally cannot perform the basics of the job that he is paid to do. There should be absolutely no reason that a guy in his 50s who has had this career since he was 18 years old cannot put out some kind of radio out on the airwaves, even if it sucks. He can't even do shitty radio on his own. He can't do anything. He has no right being in the radio business. It's astonishing how dumb and lacking in basic talent he is.

He's like a stand up who is terrified every day he needs to go on stage at the evening. How does one live life with this amount of stress? On top of that he is raising illegitimate kids. No wonder he is falling apart.

Opie being this bad in hindsight really hurts Jocktobers. He's got no credibility to trash anything.

Oosh. U rite, doe.

Damn. I had hoped he would have relied on his old crutch of putting on Smashing Pumpkins and telling everyone how great there first few albums were. Sheesh.

"I... I've got nothin...."
<15 seconds of dead air>
sniff
"KENNNNNNNAY! Come in here. Let's talk the new IPhone Kenny, where you at with the new Iphonez?"
burp

Oh man today sounds like such a shit show. I can't wait for some clips to drop.

Dassabessdo, just fucking Opies wife and and watching Gregg slurp my spunk out her taco.

VIVA LA BAM

WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT?

Whatever the fuck I want... TO LYNSI

I hope he pulled on train on her with Don Vito before he croaked.

Don Vito died?

Yes. But he lives on, in our hearts.

When the hell did this happen?!

I don't think this has ever been mentioned here but Gregg also has sizeable bosoms.

One might call them "ample."

He is also bad at radio. We may have brought that up once or twice in the past but I haven't seen it talked about recently.

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Yo SLOBBOOOO where we at wit da infantilized autistic toy collecting manbaby tinggg

Even Erock can run a show solo. Sam Robert's does a show solo all the time. The guy's former interns are better at Radio than he is.

I saw this thread before I got in my car. I knew what was up. I knew there was no reason to tune in. But after 10 minutes of driving, I felt I just had to see what they were up to.

I tuned in to hear DiStefano say he's always voted Democrat, so he probably will again. He summed up his argument by saying, "So nothing will change with Hillary, or Trump ends the world... or makes... America... great... again?"

Opie's response was a little dead air, followed by, "And then there's the people who think the world's gonna end unless we bring back the woe... the woe... the woe-ly mammoth. Sniff. You know about this, right?" (Every time he said it, it slowly pronounced it "woe-lee")

Then they went into a deep, deep dive into the science of gene splicing between pachyderms and woolly mammoth DNA in order to create a hybrid mammoth that can be birthed by an elephant, and bring mammoth's back to life after 400 years.

Nah, I'm just pullin' your leg. It really went like this:

Opie sniffed and paused, proud he knew of something that his esteemed guest didn't know about. Chris excitedly gasped, "WHAT?! How are they gonna do that?!"

Opie said, "Elephants! Kenny yelled "YEAH! Haven't you ever heard of stem cells?!" Travis came the closest to actually dropping science on this room full of boobs and said, "Haven't you ever seen Jurassic Park?"

I think Opie added an "They figured it out."

And that was as deep as the science talk went.

Chris asked if they could bring back the T-Rex as well.

I gave up.

Opie has some strange way of thinking every innovation in the world is out there existing in abstract, waiting for someone to "figure it out". It's a very Platonist world of forms type of stupidity.

Tsss what about Bowlonist or sumpthin' tsss

Tsss why dont you blow on this!!

A world of forms under Opie's shirt

Bonus point quesiton, Did opie say that this is turning into a "Pawt talk" episode and that they all needed to get high?

Opie is Garth when Wayne quits the show.

"Im having a good time....not...."

"You remember that scene in Scanners when that dude's head explodes?"

That's an offensive comparison.

It seems that Kenny's entire joke repertoire consists of inferring that somebody else in the room is a homosexual.

That's called deflection.

No it's called projection

but also truth.

He's probably pissed off that they made fun of his awful show yesterday

Who?

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Most of us dont listen to any of the shows anymore. You will have to be more specific.

Like I listen? Read the sub, queer.

If podcasts have shown us anything it's that the average person can do a more entertaining show than Mr. Radio Since I Was 18

Kevin Brennan would not be late.

they shouldda called him. you know he's listening to the mess this morning just fuming that he wasn't even on the short list.

I am very curious if Opie has the self-awareness to realize that he actually road Ant's talent for most of that good run. He certainly added some value (which is obvious when you watch Ant try it on his own), but does he now know he can't run an entertaining show on his own? I'd guess he has 4 or 5 million in his checking account so maybe he doesn't care, but it has to be a blow to the ego. Like it or not, they needed each other.

Unlike you animals who hate Sherrod or Henley, I think they are decent guys just trying to squeak out a living and taking the free publicity Opie is giving. Any comic would take that.

Rode, you rotter.

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Yeah, Opie at like 7:45 am...Oh BOY are there gonna big changes! Vague typ. Opester

Who the fuck listens to this show to get up to speed on all the goings-on in the world, is what I'd like to know

You're a brave soul.

Can someone clue me in as to what exactly is going on? Is Jimmy finally leaving? I am so lost

Jimmy is in Australia all this week. They have however been doing a good job of avoiding each other on air for the last few weeks. I guess we have to until next month to see how the whole contract renewal goes.

People should just ignore Opie and dont show up. Let him be alone all day. Interns and employees just run the fuck out.

It would never make it to air. if Opie came in and found out that everyone bailed he would just leave and put on a best of tape. "Best of" being the ketchup challenge.

Makes me considering listen to todays show.

Are you telling me his mind isn't filled with interesting ideas he wants to share with the world? The marvel that is radio is truly wasted on that man. He's a dud.

OPIE! Fuck having a beer first, and just go meet Ant.

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96 now? Fancy smancy.

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It's gay as fuck.

That out of shape cotton picker went out yesterday with his 50 cousins and this morning the didn't feel like getting up.

I applaud him.

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It's gay as fuck.

He chokes as bad as Fez, but is still able to formulate some semblance of words to ramble incoherently and fill what would otherwise be dead air.

but also truth.

No it's called projection

You're a brave soul.

Haha. Nice callback to Opie's pathetic ME ME ME.