If Opie was a war ship what kind would he be?

8  2016-09-08 by [deleted]

Destroyer.

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Well, I tell ya this is the last time I'll ever visit this sub..

If one is a ship, how can they also steer it at the same time? - DEEP CHIPPAH

Jimmy would be a Heavy Cruiser

USS Arizona, it sunk when everyone slept in.

Torpedo Boat: Because he has breasts

Junk: Because he is Human Garbage

Dinghy: Because fuckin' peckahs

One at a time! I only want to upvote "Dinghy".

Douche canoe armed with rubber band gun.

I don't know what type of ship he would be but he's an admitted and proud Coxswain

The uss peckahs

He'd be a fawkin STINKAROO ship.

USS Indianapolis.

"Japanese sub slammed two flabby tits into our chest, chief". "Juicy tits, like a woman's tits" "You can tell by looking from the shoulder from the nipple"

Something of that nature. I was merely improvising.

boo

Sorry.

A sinking one.

Polish Battleship. You know the joke

He'd be a faggot is what he'd be

A destroyer, no?