Id wish that Opie died in 2005.

I'd wish that the XFL had been a big hit 15 years ago.

Oh wow, what a weird alternate universe that would be.

Sirius give control of the opieradio channel over to Denny and his first order of business is to fire Opie.

Fire him on air

and if he went really blue with it and called him a talentless faggot cocksucker

I'd wish that Jim would be given a development deal with HBO, come up with a pilot for a tv show, write a seasons worth of scripts, get really good actors involved, then get very ill with a crippling cancer, be unable to work, and have none of it come to fruition.

The cancer that takes your lower jaw and you have to speak through a computer

I think the crying over Roger Ebert thing wasn't real, I think he just couldn't stop from laughing and had to hold himself back from making jokes. I think he thought if he made fun of Ebert then he'd be blackballed in the business.

Colin Jimmy and Ant to all have a show together. Fuck it throw Sam and Travis in there too.

You wouldn't bring Patrice back? You make me sick.

Patrice would despise this sub. Bunch of not-at-all-creative, entitled, mostly white douchebags. He shat on the 'pests' and he'd shit on us

I'd be fine with that though

We'd be fine? We'd be over the moon if he shat on us! Aint that right, Jimmy?

McCain wins the 2008 Presidential Election so Anthony now has no reason to have daily political rants.

Fair enough but tons of the Obama stuff with him and Patrice was, dare I say it, radio gold.

Opie/Anthony July 2014 on-air murder-suicide.

I'd wish for someone to leak a sex tape with Bam Margera and Opie's wife.

But it was time stamped 2 weeks ago

With Opie in the background in full cuck regalia

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A long, graphic video of Opie as Lynsi's cuck hits the internet. Anthony is the bull.

That Sue and Anthony filmed their sex session and it leaked online. Anthony would be wearing a turban while Sue is jerking off in his face and Ant is screaming "shower me with your cream".

Then he has to address it on TACS the next day.

Then he has to address it on TACS the next day

If Anthony addresses something on TACS and Bobo is the only person to see it, did it really happen?

that I never heard of it.

Bring patrice back so that colin can bring back tough crowd again

"You know how fucked up it is it took you crackers this long to resurrect me.. It took them 3 days to bring back jesus and that motherfucker was a hack!"

Anthony is funny again

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Anthony and his "attacker" become married and live happily ever after

For one show, Jimmy gives his complete unfiltered honest opinion about Opie right to his face and just destroys him for 3 straight hours, and then Opie winds up crying very loudly

That Bobo and Opie could switch bodies like freaky friday 20 years ago.

They are basically the same anyway. You can do better

I wish that Eddie the Murderer stalked them with a high powered rifle through New York mumbling about Colombians.

ant.....jimmy.......sam

(Opie does his best Conor Clapton impression in his upper-west side apartment)

Jesus I never knew the kid was called Conor, what a shitty name.

It seems to be a cursed name. Just ask Laci Peterson.

Some Conors are luckier than others though: http://imgur.com/lXj9EYS

A cataclysmic nuclear war which results in the destruction of everyone and everything on Earth, including Jimmy's fucking celebrity photos.

I wish for fish on a dish

I have 2.

I wish that McCain had won in 2008 so Ant wouldnt be obsessed for the last 8 years with blacks and Obama.

I also wish the four founders of twitter were all killed in a car accident in 2005 and Twitter never existed.

If these two things were different the show would have been unrecognizable for the last decade nearly.

I would wish that Opie gets fired from SXM, and the only job he can get is working the lunch shift at 96.5 WCMF in Rochester

There are some truly fucking deranged people on this sub.

That Nick Denton's mom had swallowed him.

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I wish Colin would have done a radio version of Tough Crowd, put it out as a free podcast, and keep PC culture down to a flash-in-the-pan run in 2008.

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S4S3 doesn't happen.

The never fully recovered the show from that 14-month break, it took them a long while to get on their feet with the new XM format, and just when they got going again, the lawyers pulled back most of the audience-interaction stuff, which was some of their best work (homeless shopping spree, assault on the media, etc).

On top of all that, S4S3 ending their WNEW days and the move to XM also meant a move to mornings, and the show was best as an afternoon show.

Opie gets fired..period.

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My wish is they pull Danny's tortured torso out of a drainage pipe, his stalker is never found or heard from again, and we all have a good chuckle about it.

I wish we could all just get along :(

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That Roland had a massive heart attack on air and shit all over the studio as be dies.

That SAMCROBRO and Antwan would have blacker than black skin.

Nic Cage as third mike on O&J.

hey you know his brother is syndicated Oldies DJ Mark Coppola, it's in his blood!

The cancer that takes your lower jaw and you have to speak through a computer

Fire him on air