First the shoe-shopping with her, now this. Harmless gay friend Jimmy. However it did make me chuckle a couple times, "I'm going to apply it with a fist"
he couldn't even say his decades old repeated joke with any effort, when he said he made that soft little boy voice bobo has hes about to cum over a fully clothed girl in the studio
He kept everyone in check with fear. Without Patrice there is no one to rally the judgmental hatred. Colin is off in his private lair, they won't get any from him.
Horrifically unfunny. Part of me wishes Jim uses her as an opener because he loves watching her cringey Comeback-esque shite. Nah, he likes being a catty Valley girl.
so this is why Jim probably thinks he has a shot with her.
The girl, in my books, is an average just 5 but still could get any kinda prettier guy. Jim just needs to gain back that baby fat to add to what used to be his little-boy cuteness
Her post is still up but it was removed from "other discussions" for some reason. Maybe too many people visited that thread from there so reddit detected it as a vote brigade and blocked it.
Yeah, I realized my comment was completely wrong on both points. It's in r/UFCUnfiltered. Which has 90 listeners, probably mostly from this sub. I'm a shitbag
I let a girl put eye-shadow in me in 5th grade, I figured that would translate to some sort of play. It did not! I was 10 and stupid, Jim is almost 50 and pathetic
I'm simply not rape-worthy. Growing up I was a practicing Catholic too, who attended religious education all the way through 10th grade. Never even a friendly pat on the ass from a priest. It really makes me feel like a unfuckable piece of shit. IMO never being raped is way more traumatizing than being raped
Made me laugh a couple times. Little dorky, but I'm not going to be a drama queen and state it's the most pathetic thing ever like some of you niggers.
This is pewdipie level faggotry. Imagine what fat Jim would say to this video? The thumbnail looks like the fb profile picture of the falmboyant ugly gay college kid who is friends with all the hot girls
What else is there to do on the road? Kelsey works half an hour a day 6 days a week. Make your little youtube videos- I reserve all my hate for people who deserve it, like Amy and Opie and Joe.
He really needs someone like Bill Burr to pull him aside and set him straight.
"Dude, you're a 50+ year old stand-up comedian. Your best case scenario is literally a handjob and harassment charges. Look at yourself - c'mon, what are you doing?"
Jim: I want you to put makeup on me. I think it'll be hilarious.
Kelsey: Sounds kinda gay to me
Jim: It's for a new character I'm doing. Chiparella. I'm going to do an animation about her too and if you do this, I'll make the same deal I made with Jenny Golightly.
Kelsey: You mean I get 80% of the profit and a writing credit?
Jim: Yes, now please put some makeup on me so I can feel pretty. I mean, feel funny.
Possibilities: Jim wears makeup all the time, and had to deny it for that reason, or he doesn't want Kelsey finding out about that cameo because he thinks it might ruin his chances. Either way, I've taken the liberty of tweeting that photo to her.
119 comments
90 DickensCoffee 2016-09-07
Friendzone.jpeg
15 ImOnlyBleeding 2016-09-07
He is hopelessly in love with her.
12 segasarnold 2016-09-07
for real she better smell nice at least
2 Lish_fips89 2016-09-07
More like fagzone.
1 LeslieJonesAnalPics 2016-09-07
can I get a fagzone with sausage and hot peppers? extra marinara please.
1 Eternalforms 2016-09-07
Anyone else getting the feeling that jim didnt get a passing grade on her shit test?
35 carribbeanjimmy 2016-09-07
First the shoe-shopping with her, now this. Harmless gay friend Jimmy. However it did make me chuckle a couple times, "I'm going to apply it with a fist"
8 BoardroomBimmy 2016-09-07
What if he would have applied it with shotgun or some other Jim-ism? lmao
2 TheHotsauceKid 2016-09-07
How bout a shotgun with a toe trigger xD
7 burgersass 2016-09-07
Gay friend? Hah.
Clearly he's just a financial slave. Much more normal.
2 AnthonyNiggerCumia 2016-09-07
he couldn't even say his decades old repeated joke with any effort, when he said he made that soft little boy voice bobo has hes about to cum over a fully clothed girl in the studio
jim used to make jokes, but now HE IS the joke
32 Kylts 2016-09-07
Jim "Please like me, I'm quirky" Norton.
30 adorableboysyndrome 2016-09-07
This is embarrasing
27 drudrudrudru 2016-09-07
Probably has been stated many times before but I am pretty sure jimmy wouldn't be doing this type of stuff if Patrice was still alive
15 onemancrimespree 2016-09-07
He kept everyone in check with fear. Without Patrice there is no one to rally the judgmental hatred. Colin is off in his private lair, they won't get any from him.
7 thrillated 2016-09-07
I wouldn't want to micromanage this faggotry either if I were in the Seinfeld Mafia.
1 [deleted] 2016-09-07
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23 dassabessdoe 2016-09-07
I let a girl straighten my hair once and I still feel like a faggot (I am).
4 aaron91325 2016-09-07
Was it your ass hair?
24 dassabessdoe 2016-09-07
No, it was the hair on my head.
-6 HookerMouth82 2016-09-07
I let a girl do that once, too, but at least I was fucking her at the time.
20 dassabessdoe 2016-09-07
Congratulations.
3 HookerMouth82 2016-09-07
I meant at the same time, and I have the burn scars to prove it.
6 swanal 2016-09-07
To cool the burns you jumped in the ocean and punched a French diving instructor
14 HookerMouth82 2016-09-07
My friend was taping the whole thing from the closet, but he fell out and smashed the recorder.
2 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2016-09-07
I hate when that never happened.
22 Cold-in-the-D 2016-09-07
The funniest part is that she still ain't gonna fuck him.
LOL dis nigga retarded
17 PassProtect15 2016-09-07
Kelsey: Jim is going to do my makeup.
Jim: Yes, but I'm going to apply it with my fist.
Awww, I still love this guy even if he is hopelessly friendzoned by this unfunny cunt.
2 Lish_fips89 2016-09-07
Horrifically unfunny. Part of me wishes Jim uses her as an opener because he loves watching her cringey Comeback-esque shite. Nah, he likes being a catty Valley girl.
16 EskimoEscrow 2016-09-07
Jimmy wants that snatch
-1 LamarThePotato 2016-09-07
But he wishes the dick.
15 Phantas_Magorical 2016-09-07
I wish Patrice was alive
14 TheDarkFezRises 2016-09-07
Donate to his gofundme for a professional make up kit.
13 JMueller2012 2016-09-07
She's never going to fuck you, Jim. Stop it
12 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2016-09-07
Oh no...click "other discussions" and look at the username.
2 carribbeanjimmy 2016-09-07
u/kelseycookcomedian took hers down, and now one of our lovable scamps posted it in r/ufc. I bet those fellas will think it's a hoot.
2 Redfel 2016-09-07
Lol her real boyfriend looks balder than Jim and appears to have bigger tits than Opie
2 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-09-07
so this is why Jim probably thinks he has a shot with her.
The girl, in my books, is an average just 5 but still could get any kinda prettier guy. Jim just needs to gain back that baby fat to add to what used to be his little-boy cuteness
5 Lish_fips89 2016-09-07
Dude, she's way hotter than a 5. Either that or I'm chatting with Patrick Bateman and she isn't 'hardbody' enough for you.
2 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-09-07
i know my behavior can be erratic sometimes
3 Lish_fips89 2016-09-07
Please remember to return those video tapes.
1 Redfel 2016-09-07
He should roid. And grow 5 inches
1 Lish_fips89 2016-09-07
That guy looks like he chokes on Lamarrz Peckah!
1 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2016-09-07
Her post is still up but it was removed from "other discussions" for some reason. Maybe too many people visited that thread from there so reddit detected it as a vote brigade and blocked it.
2 carribbeanjimmy 2016-09-07
Yeah, I realized my comment was completely wrong on both points. It's in r/UFCUnfiltered. Which has 90 listeners, probably mostly from this sub. I'm a shitbag
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12 AngeloMacon 2016-09-07
Jim still searching for that formula to bang hot chicks. Sorry Jim, you either need to be good looking or famous to get with a girl like that.
12 carribbeanjimmy 2016-09-07
I let a girl put eye-shadow in me in 5th grade, I figured that would translate to some sort of play. It did not! I was 10 and stupid, Jim is almost 50 and pathetic
7 Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2016-09-07
Did the N-people do this to you while you were in the clink, right before the ass rapings?
6 carribbeanjimmy 2016-09-07
I'm simply not rape-worthy. Growing up I was a practicing Catholic too, who attended religious education all the way through 10th grade. Never even a friendly pat on the ass from a priest. It really makes me feel like a unfuckable piece of shit. IMO never being raped is way more traumatizing than being raped
1 FuchsiaJuicer 2016-09-07
This is why I regularly rape little boys
0 dassabessdoe 2016-09-07
I don't see how he would've been in prison at the age of 10, but I'm not really sure what kinda person we're dealing with here.
2 SteakSauce66 2016-09-07
I let a girl do this to me in 6th grade as a good and now I wear women's clothing around my house...
12 burgersass 2016-09-07
Made me laugh a couple times. Little dorky, but I'm not going to be a drama queen and state it's the most pathetic thing ever like some of you niggers.
2 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-09-07
Opie Radio set the benchmark pretty high and then the Proud Boys took that shit to the olympics.
1 Lish_fips89 2016-09-07
You need more rouge, fag!
11 [deleted] 2016-09-07
What the fuck. Jimmy is embarrassing himself with this shit
14 TriangleDimes 2016-09-07
You think this is going to damage his reputation?
1 late_50s_why 2016-09-07
when you think about it we are probably the only dopes on earth thats still talking about him
6 dankfranklin 2016-09-07
Really sick of "two layers of irony" Jim.
11 Clean-Ween 2016-09-07
Oh man this is just pathetic.
11 JohnQNo1 2016-09-07
This man is in his 50s...
3 [deleted] 2016-09-07
He's also 4'10"
9 BoardroomBimmy 2016-09-07
You guys are stupid. Once you a woman applies makeup all over your face you're in. Jimmy knows what he's doing, trust me.
2 LamarThePotato 2016-09-07
and once he gets his new apartment things will be even better.
5 i_saw_nothing 2016-09-07
The one in the City?
6 LamarThePotato 2016-09-07
Jimmy Fagarino, trying to look uninterested but loving it.
6 CowsAreCurious 2016-09-07
This just makes me sad. What happened to him?
6 Shomedembeats 2016-09-07
Half the time I can't tell if that's Jim or Kirk Sinnamin
11 spicysandwich80 2016-09-07
Kirk is a heightened version of Jim's genuine effort to try and be a human being.
2 late_50s_why 2016-09-07
jim is kirk semenman, remember what patrice said
6 crookedmile 2016-09-07
This is enough to make poor Patrice's piano crate turn in his grave
6 IIIVIII 2016-09-07
This is pewdipie level faggotry. Imagine what fat Jim would say to this video? The thumbnail looks like the fb profile picture of the falmboyant ugly gay college kid who is friends with all the hot girls
5 [deleted] 2016-09-07
It's corny but it's harmless. I like Kelsey.
What else is there to do on the road? Kelsey works half an hour a day 6 days a week. Make your little youtube videos- I reserve all my hate for people who deserve it, like Amy and Opie and Joe.
2 dassabessdoe 2016-09-07
I have enough hate to go around, unlike you, with your pussy ass non renewable hate.
1 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2016-09-07
His hate runs on fossil mule.
2 late_50s_why 2016-09-07
that man is in his late 50s thats why
1 [deleted] 2016-09-07
le reLEvant username!
1 AnthonyAtTheTime 2016-09-07
ME: that's the bit!
1 late_50s_why 2016-09-07
Direction unclear dick stuck
5 GraveJ 2016-09-07
He's gonna die alone.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2016-09-07
lol
5 spicysandwich80 2016-09-07
They turned off the thumbs up/down ratio and the comments. haha what did you guys do
4 onemancrimespree 2016-09-07
Her titties jiggle real nice like.
1 AnthonyAtTheTime 2016-09-07
pretty sure she said they were DDD's on Sam's show. 👌🏻
4 Ramoooone 2016-09-07
The fat and angry jimmy we all loved is long gone. Patrice was right again the jimmy who was angry all the time was just an act for the radio.
This my friends is the true Jim Norton.
4 strappingyoungladdie 2016-09-07
Haha she has a boyfriend
4 lelgimps 2016-09-07
Jimmy should just come out as a gay guy. He's got all the sugary mannerisms down.
4 Xicor1 2016-09-07
He really needs someone like Bill Burr to pull him aside and set him straight.
"Dude, you're a 50+ year old stand-up comedian. Your best case scenario is literally a handjob and harassment charges. Look at yourself - c'mon, what are you doing?"
He needs a roast dedicated to this relationship.
3 TijnTijn 2016-09-07
A compilation of videos like this would make a good sex addicts anonymous PSA.
3 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-09-07
I wonder if this video came about after Jim asked her what makeup would help cover up the whole AIDS thing.
3 spicysandwich80 2016-09-07
Isn't this something youtuber teenage girls usually do with their significant other?
3 CasinoIndian 2016-09-07
Never gonna happen, Jimmy.
You might as well try to fuck Brock Lesnar.
3 TossyMcSalad 2016-09-07
To be honest, i find this woman to be very hot. And her blond friend isn't too bad either.
3 georgie_best 2016-09-07
Call me a fag but I enjoyed this
3 Ant_Sucks 2016-09-07
I did too faggot
3 snowaaaay 2016-09-07
next thing jim will have an asmr channel where he whispers affirmations into our ears and shows us his collection of vibrators
2 racemic_mixture 2016-09-07
That music that loops every 5 seconds is super annoying.
2 RBuddCumia 2016-09-07
Hes turning into Kirk Sinnamon or maybe he's always been Kirk.
2 i_saw_nothing 2016-09-07
I'm surprised Jim didn't make any tranny jokes.
2 Jackatard 2016-09-07
I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir.....he made many tranny jokes. Oh wait, I see what you did there.
2 LarryNozowitz 2016-09-07
Jim Norton is only good on the radio with the right people
2 richfloss 2016-09-07
Jimmy waved bye-bye to dignity and self-respect a long time ago.
2 Unc_PaulHarrgis1-5YO 2016-09-07
What a fucking queen
2 kevin121312 2016-09-07
Jim: Hey Kelsey, do you have your makeup bag?
Kelsey: Umm, yeah, why?
Jim: I want you to put makeup on me. I think it'll be hilarious.
Kelsey: Sounds kinda gay to me
Jim: It's for a new character I'm doing. Chiparella. I'm going to do an animation about her too and if you do this, I'll make the same deal I made with Jenny Golightly.
Kelsey: You mean I get 80% of the profit and a writing credit?
Jim: Yes, now please put some makeup on me so I can feel pretty. I mean, feel funny.
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2016-09-07
This is straight out of Jenna Marbles' YouTube channel. Jim just can't help but surround himself with hacks.
1 MicrowaveYourFork 2016-09-07
God I hate her voice.
1 davedave8 2016-09-07
His voice is soft like an AIDS patient's.
1 nomorecompromise 2016-09-07
What a career move Mark!
1 SteveTech74 2016-09-07
What the fuck did I just watch? What a faggot !
1 Mrfinley 2016-09-07
Who is the target demographic for this?
1 TunesianKnifeFighter 2016-09-07
She is lovely.
1 RatherPleasent 2016-09-07
Sexy
1 andiswearrrr 2016-09-07
"I've never had makeup on before."
LIAR! You're a LIAR! CONFESS, LIAR!
Possibilities: Jim wears makeup all the time, and had to deny it for that reason, or he doesn't want Kelsey finding out about that cameo because he thinks it might ruin his chances. Either way, I've taken the liberty of tweeting that photo to her.
1 Lish_fips89 2016-09-07
Kelsey Cook looks like Chris 'Party Boy' Pontius.
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1 saessea 2016-09-07
ratings and comments are disabled. hahaha
1 the_kronkez 2016-09-07
little yimmy is smittened
1 Joemomma101 2016-09-07
I love how she ends the video by mentioning her boyfriend.
1 eastriverdriveII 2016-09-07
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTs_TZFjbJ8&index=1&list=LLGgmvo5u3vAoJKrYuJcNroQ
1 Joppejohn 2016-09-07
Just fuck him already before he murders you lady!
0 [deleted] 2016-09-07
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0 Justyna_A 2016-09-07
Kelsey just fuck Norton will ya!
11 spicysandwich80 2016-09-07
Kirk is a heightened version of Jim's genuine effort to try and be a human being.
2 late_50s_why 2016-09-07
jim is kirk semenman, remember what patrice said
1 AnthonyAtTheTime 2016-09-07
ME: that's the bit!
1 late_50s_why 2016-09-07
Direction unclear dick stuck
2 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2016-09-07
I hate when that never happened.
1 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2016-09-07
His hate runs on fossil mule.
3 Lish_fips89 2016-09-07
Please remember to return those video tapes.