Listen to the last 10 minutes of the newest Rogan podcast to listen to Redban and Tony Hinchcliff talk shit about Bennington, NY comics, and comedy 101.

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There's nobody more hateable than those faggots

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What the fuck is Kill Tony? Also, I think Redban is dumber than Vos.

What the fuck is Kill Tony?

Good advice?

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Faggot "New York comics are like so...you know..ur arh, you know" Rogan "no? Like what?" Tony is such a little faggot and a joke theif

I liked Hinchcliffe's retarded Vinnie Barbarino impression, because all NYC comics act exactly like that, like Dave "Fonzie" Attell.

And fuck Rogan, too. You can see and hear him putting on his comedy judge's robe and wig, as if he's the final word on anything.

I don't think there's an unfunnier, non-comedian comedian on the planet. Not a dude, anyway.

And this asshole is playing theaters.

Biggest example of that right now is Brendan Schaub. Whats more infuriating he thinks he's a comedian and does the fake humility schtick saying he makes a living off telling dick jokes.

Fucking hate that metrosexual douche. That's all on Rogan for convincing him that he's funny and that he has a career outside of getting the shit kicked out of him. And people like Rogan's mindless Onnit sniffing fans bankroll this idiot.

God, there's NOTHING worse than the Rogan troupe. They're all the fucking high school jocks that you hated and their same shitty senses of humor. I hope the next gig they do together their jet crash lands in Jihad territory.

So, what I'm trying to say is that I don't care for them very much

Segura is great. Callen cracks me up and doesnt take himself too seriously, but pretty much everyone else stinks. Diaz even kind of annoy's me.

Segura is the only talented one in that bunch. And he's broken off enough that I don't consider him apart of it. Callen can't ever shut the fuck up about masculinity (diet, workout, fighting, etc.)

We get it! You're all manly men! Go fuck yourselves and be more funny

I can definitely see how people dislike him but dat nigga ok in my books.

Tommy Buns is the best comic in that whole crew. His morning tv interviews are awesome.

Bryan Callen is a massive douchebag. He has never made me laugh, and his whole persona is embarrassing. One of his stand up specials was called "Man Class". Ewwww. What an unfunny queer that guy is

Fair enough.

Callen is the only one who has a real career and doesn't need to suck up to Rogan which is why he gets the most shit.

If Callen gave Rogan even a fraction of the shit that Joe gives to him, they probably wouldnt even be friends. Just one time I'd love to see Callen shit on him.

Same here. Callen gets talked down to when the guy has a legitimately successful acting career. He's not a huge star but he pops up in shit all the time. He was in a couple Kevin Hart movies, Hangover 1 and 2, Warrior, the MMA show Kingdom. He was one of the original cast members of Mad TV.

What's worst it almost feels like Rogan tries to discourage Callen from acting, like he's stupid for pursuing it. This coming from a guy who made his first fortune starring on a sitcom. Then his second fortune as the host of a reality show.

Stand up is pretty much a scam at this point. It's just podcasters and radio personalities who swindle money for their mediocre talents based on name recognition.

stand up is in worse shape now even than in the late 80's when cable was giving every hack with a sweater and four minutes of brady bunch "jokes" a spot on TV in front of a brick wall. It's horrible.

The ensuing comedy and podcast bust is going to be great fun to watch

There will be suicides

Y'ever notice the only things giving Rogan the comedic edge over your run of the mill bro are his comfortability on stage and thirty odd years of persistence? And as for his podcast, his oneupsmanship is nonpareil.

At tell should try that fonzie thing. May open some doors

bottom feeding fagela

He doesn't know who Ron Bennington is. But Bennington should know who he is. That's the best part.

Redban fucking sucks.

Worst part is that absolute bore has fucked pornstars for free...and here i am humping my pillow. Theres no justice.

WOW... I dont think I have ever heard anyone ever go at Ronnie B before. Crazy shit. I doubt Ronnie ever heard of Kill Tony. It's not like its some big thing. It's a niche deal that 400 people know about. I follow stand up comedy fairly closely and I have never heard of Tony Hinchcliffed

WOW, indeed.

This Hinchcliffe cunt is talking way out of his league, and seems like a retarded faggot. I don't know who he is, either, and I've never listened to "Kill Tony". Is the idea that lame comedians give even lamer aspiring comedians advice on how to be funny?

That's kind of too broad of a concept to claim ownership of, imo, let alone get cunty over.

Stern used to take credit for very broad, general ideas all the time, and probably still does: "I invented talking to people on the street, and getting musicians to play acoustic instruments live in the studio!".

This seems like that to me, made even worse by the fact that the two people that are crying foul are unfunny, untalented mega-twats.

Hinchcliffe is one of the unfunniest cunts to ever declare himself a comedian.

Jim Norton?

The odd thing is, it seems like all the same low/mid tier comedians who are on Bennington have also done Kill Tony. Surprised its never come up or ever been mentioned on the show before.

ME: Still looking into this. Will get back to you.

ME: WOW Whip em' Out Wednesday! Go to OpieandAnthony.com and order a sticker, make your own, or draw it on the dirt on your car and let me tell you that girls will flash you. KEEP Spreading the ViRUS

You still haven't. "Yeah, my comedian friends in New York told me the guy doing this is cool and wouldn't do that." "Bennington?" "That's the Ron and Fez guy, yeah he seems very cool".

Woah! They ethered his ass!

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Get ahold of yourself dude

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dp is a thieving juh

You dony follow stand up then, he just had a Netflix special. It was ass though.

There are like a dozen new comedy specials on netflix every week. It wouldn't be hard to miss Tony's, especially cause it probably sucked.

Tony is Hillary Swank.

Would love to see him end up a vegetable like Million Dollar Baby.

THANKS FOR FUCKING RUINING THE FILM YOU LITTLE FUCKING PUNKBOY IF I EVER SEE YOU RUNNIN YOUR MOUTH ON FILMS LIKE THAT AT A CINEMA OR IN A STARTBUCKS IM GONNA FUCKING LIGHT YOUR LITTLE PUNKBOY ATTITUDE UP TAKE YOU STRAIGHT THE FUCK OUTSIDE AND FUCK YOU UP THE ASS, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOUR WHOLE CALIFORNIA-ASS FAMILY

Less mannish though.

I like how Rogan assures Tony that everyone knows the "Kill Tony" podcast and what the format is.

I've listened to Rogan's podcast for years. I even opened an account to his shitty message board when I was in college. And I have no idea what Kill Tony is.

Pretty much same here. I don't give a shit about all his friends' podcasts. I like Joey Diaz and tried his podcast but couldn't stomach it. I only listen to Rogan when it's an interesting guest, which is usually not a comic.

Same here, I love Joey Diazs' stand up, and he was great on many of Rogans' podcasts, but his is truly awful and boring as fuck.

So Tony Hinchcliff, a zero with a long history of stealing jokes is accusing someone of stealing what he believes is his idea?
This unfunny cunt is a fraud and a coward. The only reason a few hundred people know his name is that he meet Joe Rogan at Boston bathhouse when they were side by side taking all bareback loads offered all night long.

He stole jokes?

Norm accused him of stealing jokes

Ask Norm McDonald about Tony stealing his material.

God damn tony hinchfag scratchy voice has got to be the douchiest thing I've heard this whole fuckin year.

Unfunny faggot.

He's suffering from something called vocal fry:

http://www.ohniww.org/katy-perry-voice-vocal-fry/

Many women such as Zooey Deschanel, Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian and Tony have it.

So what you're saying is Finkle is Einhorn?

I watched one episode of Kill Tony. Just because Luis J Gomez was on it. It was alright. It wasn't good enough for me to ever watch it again. Comedy 101 is way funnier.

The one with Big Jay and DeRosa was good if you dont like DeRosa.

isn't this just the car crash comedy concept? I've never listened to kill tony or comedy 101 but this sounds like the fucking gong show format.

It's just American Idol with comedy. How is it anything original

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The notion that anyone in 2016 can claim this idea is laughable

I'm about to listen, here's the link before I listen:

https://youtu.be/gRkeaH1WmnE?t=9309

HAHAHAHA listen to that faggot Hinchcliff's voice, what a fucking faggot JESUS CHRIST

He sounds like a cum eating Tony Hawk.

Bare backslide 180!.

yumm.

Funniest description ever

Man that would suck to get eaten by a cum.

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Booooooooooo that's a bad tag.

That's a bad grammar, more like.

I just looked at the comments on that video and everyone's shitting on Tony Hinchcliff

As they should.

yeah lets not forget that youtube comments are the real barometer of the peoples opinion

Well they are....people's opinions.

Your boy is an unfunny faggot who has far too much confidence for how unsuccessful and unentertaining he is.

i have no idea who or what you are talking about you projecting fag

YA BOY Tony

The guy gets one special on netflix and he talks as if he is some authority on stand up comedy.

And I love how Tony is talking like Ronnie was "saved" from his wrath because people told him that Ronnie is cool. Tony got bitched out by Norm MacDonald on twitter and now he think he's going to bitch out Ron Bennington?

Hope to hear Ronnie's response soon.

No I will not listen to Rogans Podcast. Thank you very much.

Did you see how Tony didn't know how to pronounce Rons last name when he first said it? He must really not give a fuck about him.

I believe he did that purposely. He knew every other detail.

Exactly. How do you fuck up Bennington? It rolls right off the tongue.

Hinchliff did a NewYork swing a few months ago; I heard him on Cumia and LOS. Redban did a show with LOS during/just before Skankfest. So, after Luis and Big Jay have both done Comedy 101, and I think both did Kill Tony, now and only now is still bubbling to the surface? There were plenty of opportunities to bring this up after the first or second edition of the Comedy 101.

Aside from that, isn't this all derivative of Car Crash Comedy from O&A? America's Got Talent? The Gong Show? A court jester performing in front of a King?

Stop appropriating: African Americans started it with Showtime at the Apollo

Can we please direct more hate toward this tony fellow. Something deep inside me hates that douchey passive aggresive LA attitude.

don't post a link, we will search it out ourselves.

That's not good advice!

Stop yelling at me

I'm sure they made good points but look who's talking..

What did these mediocre clowns accomplished other than their never ending circle jerk podcasts?

What did these mediocre clowns accomplished other than their never ending circle jerk podcasts?

Are you new to podcasts?

Kill Tony is waaaay too nice. Kind of boring.

He's a cross between carrot top and Gallagher. I hate you for introducing me to him op.

On one of those UFC shows Dana White had to do stand up and got Hinchcliffe to ghostwrite jokes for him - obviously they were absolutely terrible.

Another one of Rogan's underlings who have been specifically chosen because they won't outshine the little manlet.

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almost every cc roast and he's written for WWE

Nothing cracks me up more than CC roasts and pro wrestling

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Hang on.. Is he being cunty because someone steal a concept? Fuck me.. Even if the idea was taken its no big deal. Also its not like "Kill Tony" was first to do it either. O&A did "Car crash comedy", that sucked... Because it became just Jimmy being all nice and artsy about comedy.. Yuck. That concept has probably been done even before them.

Wow, Tony is coming off as such a west coast faggot here.

/u/redban comment?

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I have no idea how the hell anyone listens to 2+ hours of Joe Rogan and his crew of the coolest fucking 28 year old badasses in all of California fuckers! Unbearable. Rogan is a New Jersey guy somehow. the wispy gay guy will, sooner or later, find out that Bennington built the world he's living in.

Wow fuck that faggot

Tony took norms bit and if he doesn't think so norm thinks so and I think so.

Hinchcliff is a cunt.

One thing Opie said over the years that was definitely true: radio guys can just say whatever lies they want and get away with it. Podcasting is no different. God this clip is so douchy and just wrong.

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I was listening to the Mencia clips the other day and Redban calls in as a fan. And completely fucks it up. He is a fuck up, and a life long O&A fan - editor, who got in early with rogan with his tech skills. Who ever told him he's funny is beyond me.

Yea I seen Redban do comedy twice & it's awful. It's all talking about porn & jizz (because he doesn't have talent to talk about anything that's not already funny). Weirdly enough, he kinda does the Patrice Oneal/Amy Schumer thing of those silly internet sex terms

The one joke not about porn drives me nuts. It's "I'm on J-date, not because I'm Jewish but because it's the only site that uses coupons" or something like that. It makes no sense. The Jewish dating site would be the site that doesn't take coupons. Maybe a joke "I wanted to join J-Date but I can't afford it" would make sense

Are you free? Rogans looking for an up-and-coming comic who is also a podcast magnate.

Even earlier than that, in 04 he checked in on Instant Feedback when they were talking about easy jobs or something.

Redban (his instant feedback name) said something like "I work for Joe Rogan so I just smoke pot and help him with tech stuff all day" I'll find the clip and link it.

Edit: I guess I deleted the note in my phone with a bunch of show related stuff on it, BUT TRUST ME!!!

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Can we get Joe to redecorate his studio already? Stern and O&A always do a refresh every few years. Joe has quarter of million dollar porsches, get some new artwork and salt lamps for god's sake.

Yeah he should get a green screen with the Manhattan skyline.

actually, I think Ant has one of the nicer setups.

I think his green screen looks pretty awful and it is rarely put to use anyway.

i cant even take the west coast seriously when it comes to anything, music, food, comedy, sports fandom etc...they have such a little brothers complex, sure you dont have to shovel in the winter, thats about all they have on the east coast, oh and better weed.

hotter women in better shape.

Infuriating. For all the shit this sub gives Bennington, Ronnie is a made guy and you dont fuck with made guys.

Dan Perlman is partially to blame. He helped organize/produce Comedy 101. He's a comedian who talks a lot about "the industry", he should have known about that other show.

Can we please start destroying Perlman next? I fucking hate that cunt

What is the company that he's talking about that has stolen this and roast battle and other ideas?

I think it's The Stand, isnt that where they do comedy 101 and The Roasts hosted by Luis J Gomez?

I think he thinks it's the interrobang because they had an article about it. He's not the sharpest bulb in the crayon box.

What a dope. The roast show Gomez does isn't a rip off of the LA roast show, its actually run by the guy who started the roast shows in LA.

I feel like Hinchcliffe was doing an accurate impression of Metzger. Which off-sets the Faggy hatred so i'll let it slide.

you guys dont think playing that HILARIOUS "west hollywood bear" sound clip at about 30db above everything else is hilarious? I mean, get it? West Hollywood. Bear. HAHAHAHA took me awhile before I really "got it" BUT WHEN I DID, ohhh man, did that fucking shit crack me up, even the 50th time I heard it as I yanked my headphones off my head. Ha, yanked, I BET THAT WEST HOLLYWOOD BEAR yanks a lot of people, huh? ...get it.

Redban needs to learn what a compressor is.

Or a washing machine or toothbrush

Tony Hinchcliffe is a poor man's version of Harrison Greenbaum.

Except that gay jew Harrison Greenbaum is actually funny

I found Rogan and Redban pretty on point and honest. You can tell they didn't necessarily agree with Hinchcliff. Hinchcliff comes off like every douchy millennial in Brooklyn.

Cause they know its not right. You can't talk talk down about New York comedy and act like its inferior to LA. Dave Attell, Colin Quinn and Louie CK in the top 5 best comics in the world (the other 3 being Stanhope and Chappelle and they live in middle-of-nowhere-America) and they are New York guys. I'll watch Norton over anybody in Rogan's crew. Who is the best comic in LA? Burr and he's a Boston/New York guy who moved to LA.

Redban didn't invent the format. He's a butt hurt asshat.

bennington is pretty bad.

redban has made me laugh a lot, but hes a whiny little bitch that gets his panties in a twist over things, like when he humiliated himself twice by trying to get all pissy with bill burr. I guess he did learn from that mistake though and realised hes to much a bitch to actually win an argument so now will just talk shit behind peoples backs. Im sure Ron would have let you call in you could have actually tried to discuss this you pussy Redman.

He's made you laugh "a lot"? How?

Link to the bill burr thing?

This is when I went from being annoyed by redban to hating him. He thinks he's on a level where he gets to argue with Bill. Even if Burr were 100% wrong, you still shut the fuck up.

Right? How many fucking specials does redban have? Burr is traveling the world doing comedy and redban googles shit for rogan...

I like Hinchcliff from what I've seen of him.

Imo, he's just a young dude who has a podcast that is blowing up, and he hears that someone was ripping off his idea. I'm thinking he just didn't know any better, and as soon as a few people let him know what's up(Ari-Big Jay), he backed off.

Redban was being more of a cunt if anything.

If his view of New York comics is an indication of his comedy, I'm not impressed.

As they should.

yeah lets not forget that youtube comments are the real barometer of the peoples opinion

Cause they know its not right. You can't talk talk down about New York comedy and act like its inferior to LA. Dave Attell, Colin Quinn and Louie CK in the top 5 best comics in the world (the other 3 being Stanhope and Chappelle and they live in middle-of-nowhere-America) and they are New York guys. I'll watch Norton over anybody in Rogan's crew. Who is the best comic in LA? Burr and he's a Boston/New York guy who moved to LA.