Amy Schumer: 'I will leave the country if Donald Trump is elected President'

19  2016-09-07 by cu_nt

49 comments

Haven't celebrities been saying this forever about candidates they don't like?

Way to come up with a clever new angle, professional comedian.

Yea and how many have actually followed through with it?

She just gained him more votes.

Bye, cunt.

Don't let the gate slap your fat arse on the way out, you fuckin' cunt!

Sure she will

Go ahead. You won't be missed.

Is she starting to pack her bags because I am 90 percent sure The Donald will win the Presidency. It will all come down to the first two debates which I think Trump will outshine Clinton. Hillary dropped from a 9 percent lead to a 3.3 percent lead in just 4 weeks.

They are both extremely shitty candidates. But damn I'd almost vote for that tard if she is serious.

I lean to the left but Donald Trump is actually a genius candidate. He is doing what Thomas Jefferson, Andrew Jackson, Abraham Lincoln, William McKinley-Theodore Roosevelt, Franklin D. Roosevelt and Richard Nixon-Ronald Reagan did as candidates. He is riding the new populism wave to victory. If you look at all of the Presidencies that i mentioned they all started political eras with Thomas Jefferson vs Alexander Hamilton starting the first and Nixon-Reagan starting the 6th one which is coming to an end. Trump is starting the seventh US political era.

He definitely is taking advantage of a certain division right now. But his insistence on government control of data is something I could never support. Unfortunately I don't see that other cunt doing anything too different. Fuck, we are so screwed.

Also, I'm voting for Trump because those anti-Trump commercials that are spamming across YouTube make me nauseous. There's one where that lady "felt a sense of outrage" after something he said, and the phoniness of her voice really said it all.

Trump may be cocky, but the pro-Hilary anti-Trump commercials are just pathetic.

Lol no, she is ahead in every swing state and is even with Trump in states she shouldn't be like Texas and South Carolina. The national polls don't really matter.

LOL they're not tied in Texas and South Carolina you retard. Look at all of the polls instead of just the ones you like.

If she's within 10 points in either of those red states that's close enough to me, but if you prefer you can just pretend I said "almost even". If Trump was that close to Clinton in Vermont or Washington you'd be jacking off into your own mouth.

Still ahead in every swing state, too. LMAO

Nice job moving the goalposts. You went from "it's even" to anywhere within 10 points. It's not even within 10 points in Texas, so keep dreaming faggot. Trump has a better chance of winning NJ, DE, RI, CT, etc. than losing Texas. And Hillary's not ahead in every swing state.

And regardless, I win the argument because you're a white male that supports Hillary Clinton.

You didn't address South Carolina. And what swing state is he ahead in, genius? Please say that Missouri and South Carolina are swing states so I can give you a mushroom tattoo on your hairless boy cheek. If you want to claim Internet Victory over poor word choice on my part then go ahead. She's still turning historic red strongholds purple, or rather your boy Donald is with his hot air. She's going to win and there's nothing you can do about it, just like you couldn't with Obama.

Here, I'll make it easy for you.

Trump's ahead in Iowa. And it doesn't matter if Trump only wins solid red states by 10-15 points. It doesn't matter one bit. He's doing much better in traditionally blue states than any GOP nominee in almost 30 years.

And I'm on 538 right now. It contradicts everything you've said so far.

Also I voted for Obama lol.

IOWA LOLOLOLOLOLOL better watch out for those 6 electoral votes! You know how the electoral college works, right? And how does 538 contradict me?

But this argument was over a long time ago. You're a white male that supports Hillary Clinton. Only niggers and slits support Hillary Clinton.

You said Texas and South Carolina are tied and that Hillary is winning every swing state. You should try saying things that are true if you don't want people to correct you.

She is. Iowa is not a swing state. South Carolina is virtually even, within the margin of error. Texas is the only thing I got a little Eddie Eager about. Also I'm not a Hillary supporter, I fucking hate her, I just think Trump is cancer incarnate as a presidential candidate. I like him as an entertainer actually.

How is Iowa not a swing state? WTF? You officially have no credibility. And South Carolina isn't virtually even or within margin of error. Trump is up 6.5 points.

You're someone vehemently opposing Trump, would probably answer Hillary in a poll and even you're not gonna bother showing up to vote for Hillary. Do you know badly that bodes for her? Who in the fuck is going to vote for Hillary Clinton? Use your head. She can't fill up high school gymnasiums. She's fucked.

You're arguing politics on a message board about a defunct shock-jock radio show. Why

Quiet, adults are speaking.

Iowa is not a swing state because its 6 electoral votes aren't swaying the result of the election either way. Swing states are Ohio, Virginia, North Carolina, Florida, Colorado, states like that. Usually they can go either way and whoever gets more wins the election. This year, Hillary is winning all of them, so faggots like you have to pretend states like Iowa matter. You officially have no credibility.

And how do you know I'm not going to vote for her? I might not if it was inconvenient since I'm a lazy douche and she's comfortably ahead here in VA, but it's only 3 min away from my apt so I'm going to.

Lastly, good luck with that "his rallies are bigger so he has more voters" gag. We saw how well that worked for Bernie. And Palin. And Howard Dean. Should I go on? I'm just going to assume this is the first election you've actually paid attention to based on your ignorance of basic stuff like this.

are you a partisan voter?

I hope all Jews leave the country if Trump is President.

I hope they all leave regardless of the outcome.

So, are we officially a #MAGA sub?

I think we just share a common enemy with them

Amy is a cunt.

Where do you think to, gang?

Poutine-ing in Quebec? Chocolateering in Belgium? Only her nose will tell!

How about the Islamic State?

Pork isn't allowed there, and she's proven she eats her own.

Who else is going with this bitch? sarah silverman, Sherrod, Lena dunham? BYE

I hear Syria is pretty nice.

Let another continent's tectonic plates barely hold up this joke thieving fat hack.

Amy is correct. Black guys "cat call" girls way more than white guys. I love that she is being called a racist for having these thoughts(like everyone does) because she's one of the voices of the sjw movement.

It's hilarious when SJWs eat one of their own.

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Well we know who we need to get elected fellas.....all 3,000 of us

I hope she choses Treblinka, this fucking pig.

"I will leave the country if Trump is elected. I am willing to take a lie detector test on that too."

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*eat the country (fried steak)

Goddamn now he has to fucking win!!! And if he does win I hope he gets Immigration to round up all these fucktard celebrities who swore they'll leave if he wins and revokes their citizenship and boots them out of the country. And seize their assets to boot and donate them to the poor they all claim to help but never really do.

Oh and Amy, you ugly entitled piggish looking mound of flesh, my friend Curly Bill has a message for you, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0BTdo6qGwo

Every election a dozen or so notable Douches say this and I have never seen a single one do it.

BA you and your ilk might not have a choice when Donny becomes Prez.Now go get ya feedbag.

She will leave on vacation and return but the vacation will be to a place that blacks will serve her marshmallow body drinks on a beach.

IOWA LOLOLOLOLOLOL better watch out for those 6 electoral votes! You know how the electoral college works, right? And how does 538 contradict me?

It's hilarious when SJWs eat one of their own.