That Twice Baked review someone posted made a great point about how there's thousands of people out there who would give their left arm to have half a shot at getting their screenplay even looked at, people with actual passion and a story to tell.
All while this fat stoner is making objectively awful movies with his stupid daughter and playing it off like it's just a prank. I've never hated Kevin Smith before I saw what a bitchy queer he is about all this. If you wanna talk about how stupid comedies/comedians these days are that just reference obscure pop culture shit, blame Kevin Smith for making that trendy.
Clerks 2 was hilarious. "You know, sometimes I wish I'd done a little more with my life instead of hangin' out in front of places, selling weed and shit. Like maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe be an astronaut. Yeah. And be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy. Or find a new alien life form... And fuck it. And people would be like "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a martian once."
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I was so excited when he made Red State. I thought he was getting his shit together and going in some cool new direction. Twas only a temporary detour. (I loved Red State)
I'd let his daughter sit on my lap and pee on me, while I whispered Bukowski passages in her ear. She is a fucking cutie.
Liked his early films when I was younger but not really a fan anymore. Still, can't help but like the guy. He can talk, seems like a good dude and doesn't take himself seriously.
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21 OKChaps 2016-09-06
Oh, so he made the movie terrible on purpose. I get the joke now.
22 Binski13 2016-09-06
ME: That's the bit!
14 Leeham721 2016-09-06
He's been doing this joke for 20+ years now apparently.
14 TriangleDimes 2016-09-06
That Twice Baked review someone posted made a great point about how there's thousands of people out there who would give their left arm to have half a shot at getting their screenplay even looked at, people with actual passion and a story to tell.
All while this fat stoner is making objectively awful movies with his stupid daughter and playing it off like it's just a prank. I've never hated Kevin Smith before I saw what a bitchy queer he is about all this. If you wanna talk about how stupid comedies/comedians these days are that just reference obscure pop culture shit, blame Kevin Smith for making that trendy.
1 breadmoccasin 2016-09-06
He fucking sucks. Clerks 2 was awful. I liked Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back but I was fucking 16.
I wish he'd just thrown his weight around as a producer and gotten decent shit greenlit instead of his own dogshit.
-3 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-09-06
Clerks 2 was hilarious. "You know, sometimes I wish I'd done a little more with my life instead of hangin' out in front of places, selling weed and shit. Like maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe be an astronaut. Yeah. And be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy. Or find a new alien life form... And fuck it. And people would be like "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a martian once."
5 TriangleDimes 2016-09-06
The fact that you quote that like it's your The Godfather makes me want to slice you hundreds of times along your stomach.
2 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-09-06
Obviously I googled it...
-3 gmunk123 2016-09-06
Clerks 2 was great, die in a fire.
13 MicrowaveYourFork 2016-09-06
The guy's got a good heart. It's hard not to like him as a person. He just doesn't have anymore good movies left in him.
5 CharlieWaflesBR 2016-09-06
I totally agree. At least he's not an unbearable Hollywood douche, like most of the people in the business are.
3 Wsallgood 2016-09-06
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1 GraveJ 2016-09-06
He had a good heart.
...twenty years, and forty-thousand cheeseburgers ago.
12 TARE_ME 2016-09-06
Well, at least he's taking it on the chins.
10 Billyassman 2016-09-06
What's next for this hockey shirt wearing fat fuck,a winery. ....??????
1 marcocarbone 2016-09-06
Moose jaws its like jaws but with a moose. Seriously, http://m.imdb.com/title/tt4269346/
9 xxmikekxx 2016-09-06
Is he talking about some cats that didn't dig his flick?
2 AnthonyAtTheTime 2016-09-06
totally! but light a candle rather than curse the darkness and what not.
8 MacReadys_Hat_ 2016-09-06
Id rather see a director do this than another ghostbusters "no its really good honest and youre a misogynist if you dont see it"
4 joomommyhappy 2016-09-06
That's like saying you'd rather see Big Amy naked than...........than something even more unpleasant.
I'd rather see a good movie.
1 CharlieWaflesBR 2016-09-06
Boy that really was an awful analogy, lol.
1 joomommyhappy 2016-09-06
ME: That's the bit!
2 CharlieWaflesBR 2016-09-06
So would I, but that doesn't mean Kevin doesn't deserve the criticism.
4 MacReadys_Hat_ 2016-09-06
True... i just felt like saying somthing positive for once instead of screaming at SJWs or big amy or anyone who seems happier than me
3 CharlieWaflesBR 2016-09-06
Yeah. You can see how passionate he is about the movie, even if ended up being shitty. I've never liked his movies, but I've always liked the guy.
7 mayomayomayomayomayo 2016-09-06
Those jerseys make him look like a fat dude in a fatsuit.
6 Doc_McCoy79 2016-09-06
I was so excited when he made Red State. I thought he was getting his shit together and going in some cool new direction. Twas only a temporary detour. (I loved Red State)
I'd let his daughter sit on my lap and pee on me, while I whispered Bukowski passages in her ear. She is a fucking cutie.
4 GraveJ 2016-09-06
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/738/025/db0.jpg
2 McGowan9 2016-09-06
Liked his early films when I was younger but not really a fan anymore. Still, can't help but like the guy. He can talk, seems like a good dude and doesn't take himself seriously.
0 Tucker_Normand 2016-09-06
When was the last time he made a watchable movie? Mallrats?
3 4lexM 2016-09-06
Dogma
1 Tucker_Normand 2016-09-06
Eh....
3 TARE_ME 2016-09-06
Red State and Tusk. But I've been known to do a blow or two and like creepy shit.