Cosplayer Joe cumia announces 2U cancelling a gig due to weather, immediately forgets he lied and says it was cancelled due to a "bleak outlook crowd wise"

43  2016-09-06 by JoeCumiaSr

45 comments

Forecast says a 5% chance of scattered applause.

I think you meant boos

No theres a 95% chance of this

you think people could pay attention that long to have an opinion, id figured 95% of them would just continue to mill about and look for the bar/ passed out girl

If you're performing at a beach hut aren't you technically a bum?

No, your technically a bum if you live off the charity of others.

Ahha got him RBD!

Do we need to refer to urban dictionary?

Hey pal :))

Hey buddy :)

Are you suggesting that for some reason children are spitting into his mouth?

Yes. I've heard through the grapevine that the reasons may be sexual.

Is that Joe in his Hendrix getup?

Wouldn't bad weather be a reasonable explanation as to why attendance is poor? I want to trash Joe as much as possible but this is a stretch even for me.

Sounds like you want his bird in your Butt

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Joe's whole life has had a "bleak outlook."

Are you trolling or actually dumber than Joe?

For those of you unfamiliar with Waterbury, CT it is a piss ditch.

Holy crap joe is in almost journey? They played right across the street from me a couple of days ago and I missed it. God damn it.

And to think you could have Dimebagged him

Never liked how he always had his midrange blasted out, but that guitar tone was there to summon the .9mm solo that Coors has yet to fully recover from.

Boo. You don't have to force it with Brother Joe - he'll reliably make an ass of himself on his own.

Yea my thread stinks, I was trying to steer the ship back toward joe and get off the big amy shit.

are you serious?

bad weather perpetuates low attendance.

Not for Decadia, apparently.

Their endless summer beach hut tour cannot be stopped.

good for them. who gives a fuck.

You wish them well?

DOES IT

yes. get your shit together

Maybe the promoters decida his band blows and hes beennusing the gig money to have his bonos kid spit in his mouth

Is writing with an Italian accent your new gimmick?

Oh I thought that was the name of the other band. It's decadia though I guess

I'm surprised he was up at 09:25 AM.

Still up *

The venue cancelled them, in a statement Red Robbin said they will be patching potholes in the parking lot that day so the band can't use it as a stage.

Maybe he meant Cloudwise (referring to storm clouds) but spelled it the asian way they say it?

Jesus some of the posts here stretch.

tss yeah they stretch like armstrong or summin

tsss armstrong? Why not legweak or someptin

Legweak? Why not handmonth or sumpthin'? tss sss

Handmonth? Why not booyear or sumptin? Tssss

you're just now noticing this?

To be fair, that's about 15 minutes from house and we were on that whole Tropical Storm watch until late last night. Didn't end up happening obviously, but if I was in a band scheduled to play I'd have bailed too.

That being said, I won't be at the rescheduled show either, no matter what date it's on.

No theres a 95% chance of this