Take your ugly rodent looking kraut albino fuckhead girlfriend, turn her sideways, and jam her up your ass, shit-for-brains

Ssssss-ahhhhhhh ....

And she isn't ugly. Far from it, in fact.

Wanna see her picture?

Yes I do, in a tragic news article about a murder suicide

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You don't mean that.

I've never seen a german shepherd with red hair before.

Well, you're not wrong.

It is quite obvious that this ginger has stolen your soul. To free it, you must anal rape a Leprechaun.

Did she just learn your username or something?

I think so. She's not "into computers".

Sounds open minded.

All I care about is that she's open-mouthed.