I just blew a goopy load and wiped it up with a tissue

0  2016-09-04 by chiponmy_shoulder

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Hopefully you'll be incinerated before night's end

As you fall into a deep peaceful slumber, your elderly mother creeps down the basement stairs to your room, and under the Panera bread paystub, she finds your cherished cum tissue.

She lays in the bed next to you, rubbing the tissue between her legs, moaning softly.

You wake up and grumble, dad is drunk again, and do your duty as the man of the house.

Probably the best post all day

This place has a knack for making good posters stop and bad posters tell us they just ejaculated.

The cum was very thick because I hadn't jerked off for a couple of days.

Yeah, you're a faggot. Go eat some frozen yogurt now, queer

I just cleared a phlegm plug from my trac tube so I can enjoy another smoke.

What were you jerking it to?