What is going on in Joseph Cumias head?

40  2016-09-04 by [deleted]

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Master Joda pays padawans to spit in his mouth for sexual reasons.

I love how he is still butthurt over Urban Dictionary.

Wouldn't you be mad if you were the victim of a vicious elaborate liberal conspiracy concocted by the owners of a website that's supposed to support freedom of speech?

No, I would probably be trying to line up job interviews and desperately posting my resume so I can look my kid in the eye when she's old enough to know what a deadbeat father is.

you cut deep

His daughter is probably as big of a shitbag as he is tbh. It's in the blood

Joe is having Anthony pay for her gymnastics/dance lessons now. That way they can prepare her for a career as a stripper.

lmao jesus christ

List relevant skills that might assist your performance in this position:

I can play the entirety of "Live At Red Rocks" on guitar, in addition to playing the keyboard part of "New Years Day".

Joe is the type of dude to bring his guitar (not an acoustic, just an unplugged electric) to a job interview unrelated to music. It's part of his flair.

god hes such a lil bitch about it

This friends, is the depressing result of combining a grandiose self-image, a below-average IQ, and a tenuous grasp on reality... with child spit

What a stupid old man.

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He really is a fucking retard.

Are you telling me this fucking moron can't even figure out how to do a basic Yoda impression? It's not Shakespeare you fuckwit.

Oooooh. I think i get it now. Guys we have been made fun of. Its not him writing all the stupid shit, he must have given his social media to his kids to play with. That is the only explanation. No grown man is that retarded.

It's different for those of the Cumia bloodline, who stop intellectually and emotionally developing at age 14.

Joe raped Anthony at 14 thus locking his sexual development permanently onto teenage boys.

All we're really doing is validating his existence. It's still fun to laugh at him. Surprised he picked Yoda because he looks like a fat Count Dooku.

Count Dookie.

Count piece of shit.

Cunt Dookie.

"UrbanDickshunary," this guy's good.

The Sons of Anarchy theme song probably.

What is going on in Joseph Cumias head?

Black dicks.

Has anyone mad a mash up of bobo's face and Joe's? Because this is what it looks like

'nerds' like that movie that came out in 1984.... 32 years ago....

his hashtag puns sound like chip chipperson jokes

I thought the #joda was the area between the genitals and anus.

We're nerds because we know how to work the internet for non-political purposes.

His synapses fire at the rate of speed of a snail

how old is this fuck ? closing in on 60 right? the few peers he must have on facebook must sigh at seeing his ramblings over and over again.

I hate opie but at least he has my respect for being able to milk sirius xm, same with norton and even ant. they at least put up some effort.

And at least Opie is above confronting us. He at least acts like he doesn't care.

He's even a slack jawed tard when he's CGI

Subone Wants Sub Attentwion

atrophy and decay

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He made himself look like the fucking Leprechaun.

Nothing

A grown man trying to create memes. Embarrassing. Keep using hashtags on Facebook. That doesn't make you look like an out of touch dolt.

This picture makes me angry....

The man sure knows how to pick his losing battles against the internet. You'd think he'd learn at some point.

Absolutely nothing.it's a vacuum .

It's different for those of the Cumia bloodline, who stop intellectually and emotionally developing at age 14.