But no doubt she was in the right, her stupid tag-a-long bf got beat up to prove her point... I can't say wars or gang violence can be blamed on women. However, the average bar-fight, 1vs1 confrontation is almost exclusively caused because of a dumb woman.
If you're out with your gf at the bar, I stroll up to her, who I assume is a single lady, and attempt to make small talk. She instantly says "I'm with my bf" , points to you, and then we acknowledge each other. It's an instant "Sorry bro" let me buy you both a beer... No harm, no foul. It's when a woman wants to be independent, and not defined by a man when that go's completely wrong. She'll talk to you for 20 minutes, never mention that man who is giving you the death stare from across the bar, because she's independent. Now she's drunk off the 4 drinks you bought her and ready to go home, but not with you, with the guy she failed to mention, who you now have to fight. Wait, I never wanted to fight, I barely wanted to fuck you!
From her story it sounds like she pushed her boyfriend into defending her honor with the bouncer, because some poor guy made the simple mistake of hitting on some frumpy jew in a bar not realizing she had a boyfriend.
What I don't understand is why someone would go to a bar with their girlfriend. I know people do this all the time, but it just doesn't make sense.
Any time I'm in a bar I wish I was wearing a suicide vest. The only reason people go is to get laid... but if both of us are already getting laid, why are we wasting money on hilariously overpriced drinks while trying to yell over shitty loud music? Am I fucking autistic or something? I just can't understand.
One time, we were at a bar and while we were leaving, she decides to stop and tell some guy how much of an asshole he looked flashing his money in the air. I just grabbed her hand and pulled her away while she was talking shit and ignored whatever the dude was saying to her. I was not about to get jumped cause of some dumb shit she started.
And yeah, any guy that talked to her at the club would rarely know she was my girl. She wouldn't be like oh hi, I'm with him. She would just engage them. She was a piece of shit like that.
She really sounded empathetic about her boyfriend getting beat up by a bouncer. I hate to do but I'm going to have to call Female Privilege here ...#NotAllWomen for sure, but still ladies
As much that I think Gavin McInnes is a douche bag, it warms my heart knowing these rich kids are almost 20 yrs too late on the hipster movement that he created.
The bouncer elbowing the guy in the throat is a pretty clear indicator this is a mental woman's fantasy. Even in dive bars they don't just elbow people in the throat.
And if you think this is crazy, boy you have no idea what crazy can be. This isn’t crazy. This is Klemp Justice.
I bust so hard when I read that. What Justice!? They were kicked out for being a bunch of faggots. That bar story has so little detail and goes all over the place you know she's making a lot of it up.
Klemp Justice is basically the opposite of what she thinks it is. Some nutty broad and her beta male boy toy caused a ruckus and they got the boot. The entire post just proved how swell barroom security is in New York.
Just think of how better her jokes would be if she was busy writing new material instead of playing the perpetual victim and writing inane stories on her tumblr.
There's a great episode of Luis's podcast where she comes on and they (Luis, Zac, Scopo, Tinkle) just tear into her. Her idiocy is worth the price of a subscription just to hear her sense of entitlement thrown back in her face
the most important thing is to respect the feelings of women; no matter how detached from reality, no matter how evil and destructive they are ... respect how she feels
She makes sure to let everyone know that the dudes were white. Let's be honest, it's usually minorities who "harass" fat white chicks on the streets and that's been pointed out before to Klemp and she didn't disagree. She must have felt really special because a white guy hit on her for a change.
Last night I went to meet a friend in Williamsburg to see the Mike Birbiglia flick, yadda yadda yadda some white dude raped my ethnically ambiguous mongrel bile trench.
I don't believe these things even happened. If you try to talk to a woman and she turns into an instant psycho you are leaving the situation and not speaking for 15 minutes, unless she's looks like she is 16 and your name is Cumia.
-I highly doubt the dude was really that close to her. He was side-walk close and she was just startled and being a bitch that day.
-This bitch said "conversation privileges".... This is the thirsty dudes who act like she interested to fuck her's fault. The fuck does any woman bring to a damn conversation besides noise 70% of the time. She can't be as smart as she thinks she is if she doesn't know that's how guys think.
-See how she tried to cute it up at the end? Typical bitch shit. She knows she's a nut.
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49 gaycunt04 2016-09-04
Her cunt behavior got her boyfriend beat up by a bouncer. She seems like a real prize.
17 carribbeanjimmy 2016-09-04
But no doubt she was in the right, her stupid tag-a-long bf got beat up to prove her point... I can't say wars or gang violence can be blamed on women. However, the average bar-fight, 1vs1 confrontation is almost exclusively caused because of a dumb woman.
13 carribbeanjimmy 2016-09-04
If you're out with your gf at the bar, I stroll up to her, who I assume is a single lady, and attempt to make small talk. She instantly says "I'm with my bf" , points to you, and then we acknowledge each other. It's an instant "Sorry bro" let me buy you both a beer... No harm, no foul. It's when a woman wants to be independent, and not defined by a man when that go's completely wrong. She'll talk to you for 20 minutes, never mention that man who is giving you the death stare from across the bar, because she's independent. Now she's drunk off the 4 drinks you bought her and ready to go home, but not with you, with the guy she failed to mention, who you now have to fight. Wait, I never wanted to fight, I barely wanted to fuck you!
20 gaycunt04 2016-09-04
From her story it sounds like she pushed her boyfriend into defending her honor with the bouncer, because some poor guy made the simple mistake of hitting on some frumpy jew in a bar not realizing she had a boyfriend.
12 [deleted] 2016-09-04
What I don't understand is why someone would go to a bar with their girlfriend. I know people do this all the time, but it just doesn't make sense.
Any time I'm in a bar I wish I was wearing a suicide vest. The only reason people go is to get laid... but if both of us are already getting laid, why are we wasting money on hilariously overpriced drinks while trying to yell over shitty loud music? Am I fucking autistic or something? I just can't understand.
7 goarlorde 2016-09-04
No real alcoholics drink in bars. We drink ourselves to sleep on the couch. Bars are for normies. REEEEEEEE
8 bonniesretardsister 2016-09-04
Hi Anthony.
2 WaddleLikeACuck 2016-09-04
This is depressingly accurate
1 Superbad415 2016-09-04
I kept wondering why that whole "bar" idea was so alien.
9 fashanoo 2016-09-04
God bless the girls who subtely mention their bf, saints on ert
5 Dannyprecise 2016-09-04
This was my ex.
One time, we were at a bar and while we were leaving, she decides to stop and tell some guy how much of an asshole he looked flashing his money in the air. I just grabbed her hand and pulled her away while she was talking shit and ignored whatever the dude was saying to her. I was not about to get jumped cause of some dumb shit she started.
And yeah, any guy that talked to her at the club would rarely know she was my girl. She wouldn't be like oh hi, I'm with him. She would just engage them. She was a piece of shit like that.
9 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-09-04
She really sounded empathetic about her boyfriend getting beat up by a bouncer. I hate to do but I'm going to have to call Female Privilege here ...#NotAllWomen for sure, but still ladies
32 rodsbum 2016-09-04
This woman knows struggle.
11 CCRed95 2016-09-04
Its astonishing that she can even write out that sentence and not realize that she sounds like a retarded boring entitled cunt
28 mayomayomayomayomayo 2016-09-04
Tumblr
Justice
Williamsburg
Mike Birbriglia
"Danis"
Miller high life
9 CIAshill18081990 2016-09-04
A frumpy cliché
9 HookerMouth82 2016-09-04
Danis, the Williamsburg Trickster God
1 KDkidz 2016-09-04
As much that I think Gavin McInnes is a douche bag, it warms my heart knowing these rich kids are almost 20 yrs too late on the hipster movement that he created.
26 JesusHDice 2016-09-04
There's your problem.
23 Ant_Sucks 2016-09-04
The bouncer elbowing the guy in the throat is a pretty clear indicator this is a mental woman's fantasy. Even in dive bars they don't just elbow people in the throat.
22 CharlieWaflesBR 2016-09-04
You visit her Tumblr often?
22 suchanjv 2016-09-04
I bust so hard when I read that. What Justice!? They were kicked out for being a bunch of faggots. That bar story has so little detail and goes all over the place you know she's making a lot of it up.
16 arrogantsquirrel 2016-09-04
Klemp Justice is basically the opposite of what she thinks it is. Some nutty broad and her beta male boy toy caused a ruckus and they got the boot. The entire post just proved how swell barroom security is in New York.
19 juanTabonja 2016-09-04
What a blithering cunt
18 GRIZx 2016-09-04
Just think of how better her jokes would be if she was busy writing new material instead of playing the perpetual victim and writing inane stories on her tumblr.
12 fashanoo 2016-09-04
I think she knows her jokes will always bomb, so has to try be like Bill Hicks or Lenny Bruce, without the humour or likeability
33 JMueller2012 2016-09-04
But hopefully the cancer
17 John_Gulbunny 2016-09-04
I can't read all of that, she's way too cunty
13 3stepsbackward 2016-09-04
Thanks for the update, I was just wondering what Allison Klemp has been tumblring about.
13 WeWuzKangz 2016-09-04
Literally who?
8 holodog 2016-09-04
Someone everyone started hating last week, I forget why.
11 nazereth1 2016-09-04
Alison. ALISON! My best friend.
11 dolan_the_rapper 2016-09-04
Why is this all exactly what is should be
9 sexylarrytate 2016-09-04
Severe cuntophrenia. No hope fo duh bitch.
9 JMueller2012 2016-09-04
I fucking hate this french fry faced idiot
8 JMueller2012 2016-09-04
There's a great episode of Luis's podcast where she comes on and they (Luis, Zac, Scopo, Tinkle) just tear into her. Her idiocy is worth the price of a subscription just to hear her sense of entitlement thrown back in her face
14 [deleted] 2016-09-04
nice try lou-dawg
3 goarlorde 2016-09-04
To this day, Luis always refers to her as "Klump" never "Klemp"
7 NumeroOtto 2016-09-04
the most important thing is to respect the feelings of women; no matter how detached from reality, no matter how evil and destructive they are ... respect how she feels
7 MattressBoy 2016-09-04
She makes sure to let everyone know that the dudes were white. Let's be honest, it's usually minorities who "harass" fat white chicks on the streets and that's been pointed out before to Klemp and she didn't disagree. She must have felt really special because a white guy hit on her for a change.
5 TheAmazingPearl 2016-09-04
Last night I went to meet a friend in Williamsburg to see the Mike Birbiglia flick, yadda yadda yadda some white dude raped my ethnically ambiguous mongrel bile trench.
5 Thomas_Daly 2016-09-04
I wish she were.
5 Lish_fips89 2016-09-04
Dunk her in a fryer, that'll straighten' her out.
5 dassabessdoe 2016-09-04
Someone else made a french fry reference too, what's the story behind that?
3 Lish_fips89 2016-09-04
Oh, didn't see it. I was just trying to be brutal.
5 dwc151 2016-09-04
None of this happened.
4 Whiskey_blow 2016-09-04
I wish a retarded nigger would rape her right in the pussy
3 3stepsbackward 2016-09-04
No one deserves to be raped by Joseph Cumia. That's too far, man..
4 LevStrauss 2016-09-04
I don't believe these things even happened. If you try to talk to a woman and she turns into an instant psycho you are leaving the situation and not speaking for 15 minutes, unless she's looks like she is 16 and your name is Cumia.
3 Trueduhtective 2016-09-04
BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE OPTICS!
3 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2016-09-04
BLAH BLAH I'm an empowered cunt BLAH blah
3 aspiewhojokes 2016-09-04
"Ramone, get my horse saddle, I'm going to dry fuck this animal in the mud."
3 ChippahhhTss 2016-09-04
You should be banned for posting this
3 davedave8 2016-09-04
Why the fuck are you reading Alison Klemp's blog? She is literally an open micer. You are fucking insane dude.
5 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-09-04
We're running out of shit to hate. Not gonna lie I got a chuckle out of it.
1 davedave8 2016-09-04
Just go read tumblr
2 arrogantsquirrel 2016-09-04
Dramatic reenactment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WepSpYTU1F0
2 Muted_Post-Horn 2016-09-04
Who the fuck this be
1 LamarThePotato 2016-09-04
Love it how she always ends it with a lesson:
1 theantarctica 2016-09-04
Side note but that UCB: The Movie thing looks fucking awful.
1 BenjiBeats 2016-09-04
white people slang sucks sometimes.. "dude bro" is so lame. she could have just said "boys". Or "fuck niggas".
1 BenjiBeats 2016-09-04
-I highly doubt the dude was really that close to her. He was side-walk close and she was just startled and being a bitch that day.
-This bitch said "conversation privileges".... This is the thirsty dudes who act like she interested to fuck her's fault. The fuck does any woman bring to a damn conversation besides noise 70% of the time. She can't be as smart as she thinks she is if she doesn't know that's how guys think.
-See how she tried to cute it up at the end? Typical bitch shit. She knows she's a nut.
1 boredgeologist 2016-09-04
lmao