is there any opie-example in other fields? like a weatherman who doesn't know shit about weather or a sports anchor who doesn't know shit about sports. doesn't have to be in broadcast though.

18  2016-09-04 by ken_keiras

or a journalist who doesn't know shit about journals

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I've worked a lot of shit jobs over the years, with total fuckin' idiots. I'm honestly trying to think of an Opie-level candidate. I've worked with thin-skinned pussies, and morons, and assholes who made assistant-manager who had to wield their power around like a trophy. Never someone who fit the Opie criteria though. Those are tough shells to fill

Dr. Michio Kaku

Hees breass are like a reever.

I know he's a physicist and not a biologist, but his "mushrooms cause brain damage" stance is legitimately ill informed. If you want to say something negative about mushroom use, there are more accurate things you could come up with than that.

To his credit—and bear in mind I think Kaku is an annoying kook—he wasn't really saying that mushrooms cause brain damage, just that he doesn't want to take anything that alters the way his brain works. His argument is that as a physicist he relies on his brain to perceive reality as accurately as possible, and doesn't want to take something that impairs his thinking.

And before someone goes all Joe Rogan on me, mushrooms DO impair your thinking. That isn't to say they can't inspire creative thinking or insights, but functioning is still impaired in many areas.

The autistic are almost always anti-drug, mostly because they're too socially retarded to make connections.

I love drugs! But if I made a good living by being smart scientist man, I'd probably think twice before I took fucking Tylenol.

It's just like how if you're a hand model you probably don't use a rotary saw very often. Why take the fucking risk?

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i think you mean his older brother Cosmo

60 Minutes did a story on him and showed some footage of him doing his show. However, since it was 60 Minutes cameras, none of the stupid sounds or special effects appeared. It's amazing how stupid it seemed.

Mike Goldberg doesn't know shit about MMA. But, he probably still knows more about it than Opie knows about comedy.

what about that unfiltered podcast host?

Jim Morton is a well respected expert in the field, sir.

Ofc I still remember mortons reaction when a million ankles got the KO in pride, fucking classic man.I was questioning if that other guy, serra something, can he hang with morton

the only ones we would all know are going to b very public jobs; ie: broadcasters, actors, athletes and so on... i know its wearing thin round here but there are 2 famous female comedians neither know much about comedy

I'm trying to think of a musician, like maybe a vastly overrated songwriter or somebody with poor chops on their instrument of choice, but I'm drawing a blank. Ringo Starr was the weakest songwriter in the Beatles and a technically unimpressive drummer, but it's not as if he ever did something so awful it made the Beatles completely unlistenable (that would be the Opie equivalent).

Opie Ono / Yoko Opie

A lot of video game journalists seem to think the only measure of quality is how many clicks your article gets no matter how ill-informed or click-baity. So you get people who both are terrible at video games and terrible at actual journalism writing for sites like Polygon and Kotaku and spend most of their days finding things to incite outrage.

Any southern California weather person. You don't need to know shit about the weather to forecast there, and your typically the most douchey part of the news.

Yeah, except for the large breasted gorgeous Latina weather girls we have.

That the mayor fucks.

My god, he really is worse than one of those bumbling news people. All the clips they picked on over the years. Imagine Opie trying to quick-read a story. When they give a kid in the "newsroom" 15 seconds to deliver 2 lines about something mundane... "There's a new farmer's market in Trumansburg... Locals seem to be embracing the idea, so the city council is looking for expansion"

It's simple normal people conversation, he would butcher it. I would bet that 3/4 of the people in this sub could read/deliver that line better than Opie on the 1st take.

I used to work for the sister of the weatherman who said cunt on tv I don't care if you don't believe me

Is that even a big deal in England?

Yeah, it was pretty much prime time evening news.. Millions saw it and he is know as that guy who said bucket loads of cunt on tv

Give us more examples I'm not sure what you mean.

AJ Benza, he knew absolutely fuckall when he did High Stakes Poker. Literally a child could've done his job.

Hitler didn't know about world domination.

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George Noory on Coast to Coast reminds me of Opie all the time.

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David Letterman was a weatherman.

Do you think Jill Nicolini has a degree in transportation engineering? Do you think she has a degree in anything?

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Hees breass are like a reever.

I know he's a physicist and not a biologist, but his "mushrooms cause brain damage" stance is legitimately ill informed. If you want to say something negative about mushroom use, there are more accurate things you could come up with than that.