Rob Lowe roast

5  2016-09-03 by drudrudrudru

Who's excited for this?

24 comments

I'm not going to watch it but I hope they bring up that he fucked an underage girl on camera.

Nikki Glaser does that in the commercials for the roast.

Her show is awful and I hope she gets raped. Nah I haven't seen any of her stuff yet.

She's fucked Joe DeRosa getting raped would be a walk in the park for her.

I know it doesn't interest you, but she has some nice blouse busters.

Prove it.

Wait seriously that happened?

He brought it up on James Corden's talk show, I think it was him, at some point a while back. Kind of shocking that he is so open with joking about it.

It was over 25 years ago

It was so long ago that Wayne's World was touted as his big comeback.

Honestly it looks pretty bad. Why is Peyton manning there? Haha I'm a bronco fan so I'll let it slide

I'm a fan of sexual assault so I'll let it slide as well.

he held a student, physical trainer down on the ground and dragged his balls and asshole up and down her face at UT

I didn't realize he was so funny.

I'll spoil it for you. All the celebrities will tell stale jokes, and get a good reaction just for having the courage to get up and do the roast, Jeff Ross will be okay, and one of the comedians will probably be legitimately funny (my money's on Jimmy Carr).

Everyone will make fun of Rob Lowe's career while pretending that they wouldn't throw their mother into traffic for the same career that they are making fun of.

pete davidson should be good

Why start now?

I heard Ann Coulter took a lot of guff and wasn't too amused by it.

I don't know if I buy the whole, "wasn't too amused by it" that the media has been peddling. Ann, while a piece of shit as a human being who sold out the conservative movement to sell books to white supremacist nativists, has a good sense of humor and is personal friends with a lot of NYC comics. I can't see her being that thin skinned at a roast.

Mastermind brothers??????????more like lying masterbaiting sacks of Monkey shit.

Rob's so low that when he smokes pot, he gets ground level.

He brought it up on James Corden's talk show, I think it was him, at some point a while back. Kind of shocking that he is so open with joking about it.