Opie killing on the views and likes on next viral video

56  2016-09-03 by MilesDavisRose

37 comments

Opie is bad at comedy

"maybe it's not your type of humor... that's the thing with comedy"

It truly is astounding. He has spent a decade with some of the funniest people on the planet day in day out, he even says he studies comedy and such. How can he be so fucking shit at it!?

Didn't somebody call him out a few years back for being at a comedy show and just standing off to the side with his arms crossed not laughing all night? His defence was that he likes to "Really study comedy and see what makes these guys tick". There is nothing inside the man. He's empty. It's like he's an artificial human being that hasn't been programmed yet.

I got some serious douche chills reading that. "what makes these guys tick" ew.

Talent. Something floppy sock tits knows nothing about.

there's something deeply wrong with that man, i'm not even joking one bit. he was blessed with a completely shitty personality.

yea, it was an episode with patrice, and the caller was talking about dane cook's show, when dane cook was as big as kevin hart is now

You can't expect an art history student to be a good painter.

Opie is a student of comedy, an expert curator. It's not his job to be funny, it's his job to witness, record, and analyse funny people. Think of him as Thomas Edison, he can't create lightning, but he can see it for what it is.

or he's an idiot.

You'd be really silly to think Opie has ever "studied" comedy, he has no idea what that would look like.

Really obvious who the funny one is when Ant could reference stuff like Laurel & Hardy or Abbot & Costello with no difficulty, and knowing why it relates. Opie pretends to know what Vaudeville is/was, hes a dunce.

Me- "my comedy must of passed you by"

Holy shit. That Shaq balloon bit happened back when Ant was still on the show. Wow. He really is just a bag of untalented shit.

His job is to make jokes, and the last one that was mildly amusing was three years ago. Why does he still have a job?

A "shit balloon" if you will

Opie confuses "just having haters" with everybody fucking hates him.

It's like an audio-visual Chip bomb.

420 views and a mention of Doug 'weed bro' Benson...quanspiracy

He's not good.

You don't like his jokes?

His desperation is sickening.

The real question is, would Opie like some of that juicy Shaq meat.

Opie would like the privilege of cleaning up after Shaq finishes.

can somebody with world wide web hyperlinking experience hook a brotherman up with something to downvote it without giving the video another view?

Remember that Shaq balloon joke from 3 years ago? Can't get more topical than this.

  1. please remember, OPIE PAYS SOMEONE TO MAKE THESE DISASTERS FOR HIM.

  2. Thank OP for not linking to the actual video, assuring tits doesnt get any accidental views.

Opie really wanted Shaqballoon to be a thing.

It was never going to be a thing.

I don't believe you, sir. Opie has a quick sense of humor and wouldn't post a 3-year-old joke for no reason.

I hope this is the result of him having a breakdown and realizing that his best days are behind him

this was from fucking four years ago and it wasn't funny then.

Whoa 420, did Benson upload this? Haha weed MAHHHN

Sam Roberts had another Viral hit the other week though lol 930k views.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgP26W_Ol8Q

i don't get it

it's never been this bad, you guys. 😳

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That shit got a nigga's ribs hurtin'.

See this is the brilliance of Opie. He knows the haters are gonna troll this and that's what he wants.

That sociopath actually read that sentence and thinks I'm on his side. I know he's here, he must browse this sub constantly

Even Chris Angel would find this to be hacky.

It's mildly funny

His job is to make jokes, and the last one that was mildly amusing was three years ago. Why does he still have a job?

A "shit balloon" if you will