How do you clean cum out of a meticulously groomed beard?

1  2016-09-02 by [deleted]

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9 comments

I think you're looking for the sub /r/proudboys

Venerate the cum.

Spread peanut butter on the beard then find a hungry dog.

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Put more cum in it to get the old cum out.

a circular saw.

Vaginal juice, sir.

Very carefully.

For serious you're going to have to get it wet. You don't have to shower, but you're going to need to be over a sink for best results. Use WARM water and your favorite beard shampoo.

Ask Gavin